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If it's Tech, they probably reached out to him with a sweet deal, NIL and this is your program, who do you want.... as much control as you could give a player. I guess this is the business of college football. I can see why coaches would be weary of deals like this and while others are desperate enough to give it a try. 

Hey wait just a second. We’re desperate too, maybe even more.
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Doesn't make sense to be homesick and want to go to Lubbock.   But I guess they are offering a jimbo-esque contract.

 

wherever he lands, this young man needs some focusness in his life and a reintroduction to the team concept.

Maybe we can talk him into coming here, help recruit some o-line and then pat him on the back on the way out as we help facilitate his next transfer to Lubbock or whatever other shithole is his next flavor of the month.  

If tech is making that OC hire, that’s a huge draw for a young qb 

10 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

It's done fellas.

His brother's weed dealer was paged at the airport by a realtor showing him houses?

12 minutes ago, Both Tacos said:

It's done fellas.

If you could be a little more specific that would be great.

2 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If you could be a little more specific that would be great.

His brisket is ready?

6 minutes ago, Red Five said:

If you could be a little more specific that would be great.

$9.95.  Wait.  $15.95 because inflation.

3 minutes ago, bigup2dahorns said:

 

Tweet and article have been deleted. Lol, what a circus college football has become

47 minutes ago, naija said:

wherever he lands, this young man needs some focusness in his life and a reintroduction to the team concept.

Agreed, this will be very easy to do with a teenager that has 7 figures in his bank account.

57 minutes ago, naija said:

wherever he lands, this young man needs some focusness in his life and a reintroduction to the team concept.


Hell take the team to Cabo for the weekend  !

If I was this kid, I’d go to OU for a big day and get heavily invested in growing weed 

From the time Ewers was in high school this has seemed like we are watching a future “30 for 30” unfold before us.  
 

 

Maybe he’s got hemorrhoids and is need of banding 

We need him.  He was one of the few to score a perfect 1000. We know how the last one we had worked out.

2 hours ago, Hank Kingsley said:

Tweet and article have been deleted. Lol, what a circus college football has become

 

Great. Go elevate the only b12 team we can consistently beat.

Fuck

Why would he want to live in that stankhole STD invested stockyard?  Yes it’s better than Columbus, but if you can write your own ticked, Lubcrack is not what I would choose.  Just saying. 

Again if he chooses tech it’s the second fucked up football  decision he’s made in a year then you proceed to fire the entire university of Texas system teachers included and disband the football program 

Just fire Sark already and start over. We already fucked up that hire. We have like 2 linemen committed, and a project qb, one wr, and one RB. What an amazing recruiter, guys. Most of our commits are defense. 

1 minute ago, Sgt Hulk said:

Again if he chooses tech it’s the second fucked up football  decision he’s made in a year then you proceed to fire the entire university of Texas system teachers included and disband the football program 

Or just accept the fact that Texas is happy trying to be Berkeley.

2 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Most of our commits are defense. 

Well, to be fair, as bad as our OL sucks, our defense sucks more.

1 minute ago, Walden Ponderer said:

Well, to be fair, as bad as our OL sucks, our defense sucks more.

That is true. We're a giant circle of shit, so I wish it were at least even 

On 12/4/2021 at 7:07 AM, DigglerontheHoof said:

I, obviously, don't know but that's the way Texas football has gone the last 13 years so why should this be different?

Unfortunately, this is probably true.

 

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13 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Just fire Sark already and start over. We already fucked up that hire. We have like 2 linemen committed, and a project qb, one wr, and one RB. What an amazing recruiter, guys. Most of our commits are defense. 

You may just be better not paying attention for at least another year

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

You may just be better not paying attention for at least another year

We just want the pointing and laughing at the office to stop.

Edited by David Dennison

1 hour ago, taybo20 said:

You may just be better not paying attention for at least another year

We are the dumbest athletics department this side of that time a man killed himself by using an air tank hose to blow air up his ass and died. 

Edited by Spider2YBanana
Added hose

3 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We are the dumbest athletics department this side of that time a man killed himself by using an air tank to blow air up his ass and died. 

Wait, a guy did that once?

I thought Sark was the QB guru? Of he can't even land the number 1 QB who grew up dreaming of playing for Texas what value does he have?

Just now, South Austin said:

Wait, a guy did that once?

He used to post here. Rex Kramer. RIP

8 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We just want the pointing and laughing at the office to stop.

Right?  I had some teacher from Kansas decorate my door with Jayhawk despite,

1.  Me having never said a thing to her per sports and,

2. Her not having attended KU.

17 minutes ago, David Dennison said:

We just want the pointing and laughing at the office to stop.

We all battle this…and some of us have lived in Oklahoma during it which has been even worse

12 minutes ago, South Austin said:

Wait, a guy did that once?

Yep. Actually, his friend put the hose up to his ass and killed him. But that's our athletic department repeating it. 

1 minute ago, taybo20 said:

We all battle this…and some of us have lived in Oklahoma during it which has been even worse

Ouch. You lived in Oklahoma?

Just now, Spider2YBanana said:

Ouch. You lived in Oklahoma?

Yes and it was more awful than anyone who hasn’t can imagine

4 hours ago, Both Tacos said:

It's done fellas.

Ballgame?

28 minutes ago, Spider2YBanana said:

We are the dumbest athletics department  football program this side of that time a man killed himself by using an air tank to blow air up his ass and died. 

 

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