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So I’ve been shopping for people i know but don’t necessarily like. What are you guys looking at? 

 

Some stuff I’ve been looking at recently:

 

Custom made foot inserts

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Table Top Fireplace

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Water activated sandless sandbags

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Chauffeurs cabinet

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Hot tub boat

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Countertop dishwasher

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rascal roadster

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legos

 

baseball chair

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Big ass umbrella

 

Irish shillelagh

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Buffalo leather tool bag

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Authentic sheep shit skin aviators hat

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Magnum PI Hawaiian shirt

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John Wayne’s ranch shirt

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Alpaca stuff

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Teak bathmat

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beer mugs

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LP storage

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Garage stop sign

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Damascus camp ax

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Is there a waiting list I can get on for you not to like me?   
 

58 minutes ago, Doc Reeves said:

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Solid COVID Gag gift 

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46 minutes ago, nnm said:

 

 

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Perfect for starbuck's.

 

Does the Roadster Rascal come with a bullet-proof vest or is that extra? 

 

48 minutes ago, nnm said:

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2 hours ago, ABSR said:

Is there a waiting list I can get on for you not to like me?   
 


it’s easy, just marry one of my cousins

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This is what we’re getting the teachers/teaching aids with a card and gift card

 

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Does Neiman-Marcus come out with their outlandish Christmas catalogue?  IIRC, Carson used to go over it every year on The Tonight Show.  

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Does Neiman-Marcus come out with their outlandish Christmas catalogue?  IIRC, Carson used to go over it every year on The Tonight Show.  

Yes, here's a link with some photos of the pricier gifts available:

https://www.nbcdfw.com/news/local/neiman-marcus-releases-2021-christmas-book/2787275/

Although a diamond is a lovely gift, I prefer the other experiences they have available. Being able to share that with family would be a lot of fun.

10 hours ago, Underdog said:

Does the Roadster Rascal come with a bullet-proof vest or is that extra? 

 

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Not all hero’s wear capes but you should wear a hazmat suit. 

On 12/4/2021 at 9:22 AM, Doc Reeves said:

 

So I’ve been shopping for people i know but don’t necessarily like. What are you guys looking at? 

 

Some stuff I’ve been looking at recently:

 

Custom made foot inserts

image.jpeg.87045a82170b7197684495185d6df505.jpeg

 

Table Top Fireplace

86860_380x380.jpg.443b6b76a66aeb31d00995bb1d62e7c1.jpg

 

Water activated sandless sandbags

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Chauffeurs cabinet

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Hot tub boat

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Countertop dishwasher

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rascal roadster

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legos

 

baseball chair

77B64196-3AB7-4265-9491-BF49570ABAEE.jpeg.3b24ee8b35ef1bc63f7ba23cd24c8b11.jpeg

Big ass umbrella

 

Irish shillelagh

F7DE20F8-72BD-4665-BD4E-A7ACF83C3D4E.jpeg.6224d54c2e304f99a54e61ee9ddf3419.jpeg

Buffalo leather tool bag

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Authentic sheep shit skin aviators hat

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Magnum PI Hawaiian shirt

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John Wayne’s ranch shirt

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Alpaca stuff

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Teak bathmat

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beer mugs

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LP storage

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Garage stop sign

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Damascus camp ax

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You have to call and make sure he has one ready or else delivery is in Feb/March

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Model rocket 

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speaks for itself

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more alpaca shit

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On 12/4/2021 at 12:12 PM, Doc Reeves said:


it’s easy, just marry one of my cousins

Who buys Christmas gift for their cousin in laws?  I can't remember the last time I bought a Christmas gift for someone that wasn't my kid

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23 minutes ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

Who buys Christmas gift for their cousin in laws?  I can't remember the last time I bought a Christmas gift for someone that wasn't my kid

I meant that becoming part of my family practically guarantees I won’t like them.

I have a couple people on my list parents/in-laws that literally have everything. 

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$16 on Amazon for skiing or just looking like Cobra Commander 

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Grill stuff


Propane level indicator 

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Grill light

$13 for a pair

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Wireless remote thermometer $56 at Amazon

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grill multi tool $26 on Amazon 

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On 12/4/2021 at 4:55 PM, nnm said:

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i use these at the office to keep business cards

 

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Brilliant smart light switch with Alexa $489

 

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Loupedeck Live customizable touchscreen $269

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On 12/4/2021 at 9:46 PM, Al Czervik said:

Not all hero’s wear capes but you should wear a hazmat suit. 

hero's?

Jfc.

 

49 minutes ago, TrashMaster G said:

hero's?

Jfc.

 

Heroes. 

Calm down Kevin, we all make grammar mistakes.

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Vintage looking journal 59 on amazon

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Wine bottle light

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Steel 50’-100’ hose

 

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Tactical Stocking

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and…

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Bender Alexa 4th gen

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i realize we're in the wild west and most of your womenfolk are carrying 😄

but if they aren't, i bought these for my sister and niece as they are often out alone. portion of the proceeds go to women's safety charitable organizations. 

https://www.shesbirdie.com/pages/our-story

basically a super loud/distracting personal alarm

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2 hours ago, mchookem said:

i realize we're in the wild west and most of your womenfolk are carrying 😄

but if they aren't, i bought these for my sister and niece as they are often out alone. portion of the proceeds go to women's safety charitable organizations. 

https://www.shesbirdie.com/pages/our-story

basically a super loud/distracting personal alarm

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Well that isn't very funny. 

i realize we're in the wild west and most of your womenfolk are carrying [emoji1]
but if they aren't, i bought these for my sister and niece as they are often out alone. portion of the proceeds go to women's safety charitable organizations. 
https://www.shesbirdie.com/pages/our-story
basically a super loud/distracting personal alarm
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Just picked up 2, great idea.
18 hours ago, Doc Reeves said:

Tactical Stocking

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LMAO

 

with many pockets for you to stuff the Dairy Queen gift cards

On 12/4/2021 at 9:32 AM, Prepuce of Doom said:

Those gifts could really sharpen a guy's image. 

Fuck that rascal roadster though, I've heard those things will get your ass shot...

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14 minutes ago, SHOOTER12 said:

Fuck that rascal roadster though, I've heard those things will get your ass shot...


Shhh… don’t tell my mother in law…

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9 hours ago, mchookem said:

i bought this for my sister 😄

 

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This guy on Etsy will put your selfie on a historical photo
 

 

 

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