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4 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

They have no damn clue, half of them can barely spelll NIL.

Only the last guy kinda gets it

11 minutes ago, Mother mopar said:

They have no damn clue, half of them can barely spelll NIL.

Not sure they could spell NIL if you gave them the N & the L. Fucking retards they are.

They talk down to us quite a bit for winning one more game in conference than we did. 

The funniest posts are the ones about "how does the bidding work" as if their own program isn't the leading expert in that field.

I also did get a kick out of the post laughing at paying Jake Majors $50k to get whipped by a Kansas NT haha. 

It’s fun that they think they currently have >$10.8M of NIL ground work laid out and are…not talking about it??

Just now, ztejas said:

They talk down to us quite a bit for winning one more game in conference than we did. 

They sure do run their mouths a lot for a team that hasn’t won shit since the year Hitler invaded Poland. 

1 minute ago, ztejas said:

They talk down to us quite a bit for winning one more game in conference than we did. 

aggy hasn't had back to back winning seasons in conference play in over 20 years. It's always amusing to me they think they have this thing figured out. 

Billy Beane: When your enemy's making mistakes, don't interrupt him.

 

9 minutes ago, Tex-19 said:

The funniest posts are the ones about "how does the bidding work" as if their own program isn't the leading expert in that field.

I also did get a kick out of the post laughing at paying Jake Majors $50k to get whipped by a Kansas NT haha. 

I laughed too, but what they don't get is that shitty players won't be getting that $50K re-upped. They also seem to be missing the fact that our OL will be making more like $150K per season, and that the $10 million will fund every position on every team on campus. So yeah. Go ahead and tweet about how stupid we are. 

The Jake Majors post is funny but the reason we end up with players of his caliber is because of the bag game. 

247 wasn't high on Majors at all. 

They're only proving the point. NIL levels the playing field so Texas can land more high profile OL. 

13 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I laughed too, but what they don't get is that shitty players won't be getting that $50K re-upped. They also seem to be missing the fact that our OL will be making more like $150K per season, and that the $10 million will fund every position on every team on campus. So yeah. Go ahead and tweet about how stupid we are. 

aggy doesn't have the brain power to remember what happened last week, let alone synthesize it into present reality.

29 minutes ago, honolulu horn said:

I laughed too, but what they don't get is that shitty players won't be getting that $50K re-upped. They also seem to be missing the fact that our OL will be making more like $150K per season, and that the $10 million will fund every position on every team on campus. So yeah. Go ahead and tweet about how stupid we are. 

And the $150k is the FLOOR of what they will make. They're free to go out and hawk sunflower seeds to make some cash on top of that

2 minutes ago, JesusSweatDuck said:

And the $150k is the FLOOR of what they will make. They're free to go out and hawk sunflower seeds to make some cash on top of that

Caviar for our guys.

This is just stage 1 of where this is headed. Aggy reactions akin to exposing ancient cultures to fire and the wheel.

When it's legal, you talk about it publicly, moron. 

 

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2 minutes ago, Deej said:

When it's legal, you talk about it publicly, moron. 

 

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That’s not NIL. And that’s why it’s not public.

Their OL coach and starting center shit all over their own NIL on Twitter recently. The give them enough rope saying was created for aggy. Watch the tape. Lol 

So, they strut around bragging of their fabulous wealth while stuffing Jimbo's pockets. The only way they could get him was to make the most desperate, absurd contract in the history of contracts. They bragged about it.

Now Texas lays down some money and we're the desperate ones. They'd be a national laughing stock if more people even cared about them.

The idiocy in those posts is breathtaking. 

4 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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We're not the ones playing fake soldier and carrying around swords

5 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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If anyone's an expert in little dicks, it's aggy.

8 minutes ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Speaking from experience lol

1 hour ago, Deej said:

When it's legal, you talk about it publicly, moron. 

 

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Too late, Bryce spilled the seeds earlier on their NIL game.

I pray their best lineman enters the portal and commits to Texas citing NIL as the reason. That would be glorious.

 

 

13 hours ago, Longhornfrenzy said:

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Fiction can be fun.  I remember when the TX/OU to the SEC move was announced, they lost their damn minds, and were crying about a gentlemen's agreement, while claiming they were going to block this move.  And the more they cried and whined, the more everyone laughed at them.  That their own conference blew them off and did this behind their back was a demonstration of how much pull they really have and how much they are valued.  

13 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

I pray their best lineman enters the portal and commits to Texas citing NIL as the reason. That would be glorious.

Someone on one of the many threads covering this suggested double pay to guys willing to commit to A&M and "flip" to Texas on signing day.

Some of y'all are delusional.  Aggy is currently attracting a top-5 recruiting class to College Stagnation after an 8-4 season.  How else do you explain it other than $$?  For those of you splitting hairs about "fair money" vs "cheating money", you obviously still haven't grasped the reality of the new era we are in.  Either sit on the sideline in your pristine white uniform, seething in righteous indignation, or get in the fucking game and get dirty.

15 hours ago, RomaVicta said:

The idiocy in those posts is breathtaking expected. 

15 hours ago, Tylerocks said:

Jesus fuck, the stupidity is staggering normal.

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40 minutes ago, Ultimate Failure said:

Some of y'all are delusional.  Aggy is currently attracting a top-5 recruiting class to College Stagnation after an 8-4 season.  How else do you explain it other than $$?  For those of you splitting hairs about "fair money" vs "cheating money", you obviously still haven't grasped the reality of the new era we are in.  Either sit on the sideline in your pristine white uniform, seething in righteous indignation, or get in the fucking game and get dirty.

Username checks out.

39 minutes ago, Ultimate Failure said:

Some of y'all are delusional.  Aggy is currently attracting a top-5 recruiting class to College Stagnation after an 8-4 season.  How else do you explain it other than $$?  For those of you splitting hairs about "fair money" vs "cheating money", you obviously still haven't grasped the reality of the new era we are in.  Either sit on the sideline in your pristine white uniform, seething in righteous indignation, or get in the fucking game and get dirty.

I'm sure I speak for us all when I say that we are rightfully chastened and profoundly grateful for your explanation of the world. You've brought light to the darkness and fuck to wad.

1 hour ago, Nivek said:

 

 

Fiction can be fun.  I remember when the TX/OU to the SEC move was announced, they lost their damn minds, and were crying about a gentlemen's agreement, while claiming they were going to block this move.  And the more they cried and whined, the more everyone laughed at them.  That their own conference blew them off and did this behind their back was a demonstration of how much pull they really have and how much they are valued.  

they are very gifted storytellers. 

The funny thing about all of the aggy tears stating we are ruining NIL and being desperate. They overpaid a mediocre coach and will be the main factor in ruining the coaching market when some of these 10 year deals start failing. They got desperate and now the going rate for average is $100 million and a decade of guarantees. At least when we set the market the kids will be the ones benefiting and not the old farts who could care less about the universities that write their checks. 

21 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

I pray their best lineman enters the portal and commits to Texas citing NIL as the reason. That would be glorious.

i'll go you one better:

at some point in the next week or so, god willing, we will get a commitment from a top lineman - banks, dewberry, cam, campbell, whomever.  and then aggy will yell and scream "yeah they only went to tu because they're paying them to".

and there won't be a whiff of self-awareness or irony.

i'll go you one better:
at some point in the next week or so, god willing, we will get a commitment from a top lineman - banks, dewberry, cam, campbell, whomever.  and then aggy will yell and scream "yeah they only went to tu because they're paying them to".
and there won't be a whiff of self-awareness or irony.

Do they still sell gold Trans-Ams?
13 hours ago, Ultimate Failure said:

Some of y'all are delusional.  Aggy is currently attracting a top-5 recruiting class to College Stagnation after an 8-4 season.  How else do you explain it other than $$?  For those of you splitting hairs about "fair money" vs "cheating money", you obviously still haven't grasped the reality of the new era we are in.  Either sit on the sideline in your pristine white uniform, seething in righteous indignation, or get in the fucking game and get dirty.

Ok so you won the recruiting lottery.  do you take the 200k cash value option today, or do you take the 600k in 4 annual installments of 150k per year?  

12 hours ago, Sir Ulrich said:

They overpaid a mediocre coach and will be the main factor in ruining the coaching market when some of these 10 year deals start failing. 

guaranteed 

Not aggy but sooner anger

 

Cry some more, bitches.  You've been cheating since WWII.

36 minutes ago, Prime said:

Not aggy but sooner anger

 

Eh, he's probably not wrong, and he's not against the practice, just saying that the players aren't worth 50k in advertising a year.

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