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Football is most often won or lost in the trenches. Watch the film from this last season, we got our ass whooped. That ends with this cycle. LFG

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GD E is sticking on the keyboard.

19 minutes ago, TexMexBuddha said:

CFS is on the menu tonight!emoji869.pngemoji243.png
Big get staying home!

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3 hours ago, Longhornlove said:

Watch the film from this last season

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I think it's time we bring back the urban thread mascot, Helga Lovekaty...

 

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12 hours ago, Lou_Sassle said:

I think it's time we bring back the urban thread mascot, Helga Lovekaty...

 

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For all you connoisseurs, she does full nude (and it's glorious). 

They’re posting short get to know the player videos

 

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23 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

He should see Mattress Max for something more size appropriate …


That was 8 years ago. He only went about 250 .lbs then.

44 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

A testimony onhow unlikeable Herman and his staff were to have alienated him.

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53 minutes ago, Big Woodrows said:

 

He knew back in 2014 that the program still wouldn’t be turned around by 2022, which makes him smarter than everyone here

1 hour ago, Nope said:

He knew back in 2014 that the program still wouldn’t be turned around by 2022, which makes him smarter than everyone here

I knew that, and I know we will still suck the next 4 years. Do I win? 

1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

I knew that, and I know we will still suck the next 4 years. Do I win? 

Believe my user name contains info on that 

6 hours ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

He should see Mattress Max for something more size appropriate …

“Mac”

Or maybe Max applies here. He’s a huge mofo.

2 minutes ago, Wishbone said:

“Mac”

Or maybe Max applies here. He’s a huge mofo.

It was an intentional malapropism … or something. 😉

Just now, VirginiaLonghorn said:

It was an intentional malapropism … or something. 😉

Yeah I realized after I actually regained focusness. Happy hour. Carry on gents.

32 minutes ago, VirginiaLonghorn said:

It was an intentional malapropism … or something. 😉

Reasonable mistake.  Most people on these threads are more familiar with malapriapisms.

On 12/12/2021 at 8:58 AM, Lou_Sassle said:

I think it's time we bring back the urban thread mascot, Helga Lovekaty...

 

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2 hours ago, BornAndRaised said:

 

From the link...

OT Kelvin Banks – Texas
Texas left tackle Kelvin Banks is the lone repeat standout from last week. Holding your own against Alabama and Will Anderson – one of the college football’s best pass rushers in recent memory – is certainly enough for recognition on consecutive weeks. Banks was a key part of a young Longhorn offensive front that held up quite well in the 20-19 loss to the nation’s No. 1 ranked team. On3’s top-ranked tackle in the 2022 cycle gave up just one pressure and zero sacks in 45 pass blocking attempts against the Crimson Tide front, per Pro Football Focus.

Banks was not the only true freshman offensive lineman to perform at a high level for Texas. Cole Hutson started his second game at right guard and also gave up just one pressure on the day. The season is very young, but Banks’ performance as an 18-year old true freshman left tackle is certainly fitting of his No. 6 overall ranking from On3.

Kids looks like the real deal.  True freshman killing’ it.  

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I hear the Brocks asked for Kelvin's autograph after the game. They had to stand in line though since they weren't dressed out. 

Was in awe of how well he played on Saturday

Future 1st rounder

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Watch KB on this one

 

4 hours ago, Nope said:

Watch KB on this one

 

Wait.  Is Christian Jones good now too?

4 hours ago, Vertigo said:

I hear the Brocks asked for Kelvin's autograph after the game. They had to stand in line though since they weren't dressed out. 

Guess they came with mommy and daddy to watch big brother.  I’m guessing daddy is rethinking their decision.

4 hours ago, Nope said:

Was in awe of how well he played on Saturday

Future 1st rounder

These are the kind of players, across the board, that Nick constantly gets.  No wonder he has won as much as he has.

On 9/12/2022 at 9:52 PM, Cairn Horn88 said:

Guess they came with mommy and daddy to watch big brother.  I’m guessing daddy is rethinking their decision.

i wonder where they are gonna transfer? cus it sure aint gonna be Texas.

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