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  • Big Woodrows
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    Last year, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but Quinn Ew

  • Michael Knight
    Michael Knight

    QE "I considered going to Tech but then I saw this petition some people signed"

  • When Q Da Fool lyrics turn into a discussion about Fernet etiquette and ketchup on steak talk you know you’re in one of the oldest/whitest corners of the internet 

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Billy 

4 minutes ago, crash_davis said:

I'd like to take this opportunity to say...fuck the Brocks.

I wouldn't be surprised if the Brocks were in play. 

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14 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I wouldn't be surprised if the Brocks were in play. 

After this week, I wouldn't be surprised if I wake up tomorrow with my head sewn to the carpet

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3 minutes ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I wouldn't be surprised if the Brocks were in play. 

Well, if they’ll come on over, they can play with their Longhorn brother next fall…..

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47 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

 

I'm petty enough to flame tonight. 

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Rise up gather round
Rock this place to the ground
Burn it up, let's go for broke
Watch the night go up in smoke

 

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Love's more comfortable the second time you fall
Like a friendly home the second time you call
Who can say what led us to this miracle we've found?
There are those who'll bet love comes but once and yet
I'm, oh, so glad we met the second time around.

 

Lyrics from “The Second Time Around”

33 minutes ago, Horn117 said:

Thank you Joann's Fine Foods on South Congress.

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Damn that place has piqued my interest a few times. I gotta visit. Live not too far up the street. 

9 minutes ago, UTEE97 said:

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Is it just me or are the female athletes at Texas like all-time fucking hot right now. 

2 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Is it just me or are the female athletes at Texas like all-time fucking hot right now. 

Softball?

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1 hour ago, ztejas said:

From reddit

Ewers decommitted to Texas, commits to OSU, leaves high school early to get a massive bag playing ~2 snaps in Ohio, heads back to UT to get another massive bag.

Kids a gangster.

 

In honor of Quinn I will change my typical Tom Away reaction gif of tumblr_mdkav1cl2m1qk3odfo1_500.gif&f=1&n

 

to a hairstyle befitting Mr. Ewers:

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31 minutes ago, ztejas said:

Damn that place has piqued my interest a few times. I gotta visit. Live not too far up the street. 

Go ahead and do it. Ask for the Mezcal experience. Crushed worm salt. Pineapple. Spices. It works.

Platinum blonde mullet wigs need to be for sale at Texas home games.


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1 hour ago, JFKFC said:

 

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Tech tried but just couldn’t pull it off. 

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Wait what happened I blacked out

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In all seriousness, this was a program defining weekend. Let go win some shit.

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Just now, CooterBrown said:


That’s a ladder.

Yeah, no shit. Ladders suck. That's why she's buying the stairway. 

1 hour ago, RollLeft said:

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IDK who he is but he looks like he's snorted enough coke to lower his expectations.  

1 hour ago, texifornia said:

Wait what happened I blacked out

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In all seriousness, this was a program defining weekend. Let go win some shit.

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Paging @Machinator

Time to burn off all the chicken fried steaks, Surly.

 

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4 hours ago, Coelenterate Fuccboi said:

You said he was aggy bound and not coming to this dumpster fire. 

And I was wrong., as I often am.  

7 hours ago, UTEE97 said:

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7 hours ago, ztejas said:

Is it just me or are the female athletes at Texas like all-time fucking hot right now. 

 And the third one in the back probably sucks the best cock.

9 hours ago, SarkAfterDark said:

I wouldn't be surprised if the Brocks were in play. 

If so the UnFuck em’

So, we’re almost ready to make the decision to return!

 

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Chicken Fried Steak 4Life y’all!

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