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  • Big Woodrows
    Big Woodrows

    Last year, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So when there i am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece and who walks in but Quinn Ew

  • Michael Knight
    Michael Knight

    QE "I considered going to Tech but then I saw this petition some people signed"

  • When Q Da Fool lyrics turn into a discussion about Fernet etiquette and ketchup on steak talk you know you’re in one of the oldest/whitest corners of the internet 

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#353
27 minutes ago, BurntOrange&White said:

Sheeesh

 

I agree competition is over QB1. 
 

 

LOL as if there was a competition when he enrolled. 

#355
6 hours ago, Js1 said:

LOL as if there was a competition when he enrolled. 

Card has shown flashes. Aaron Rodgers level arm talent. The competition will go up to week 1. 

#356
47 minutes ago, futureman said:

Card has shown flashes. Aaron Rodgers level arm talent. The competition will go up to week 1. 

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#362

I guess it’s that time again to remind some of you that Fatwa will be declared on anyone quoting that stupid fuck that so many of us have on ignore. Thanks for your cooperation

#365
41 minutes ago, Rockethorn1978 said:

Card does well with no pads or any pressure so he probably will look good right now.

He’s a National Champion QB (of division “empty lot next to the HS” )

#366

Can someone interpret the Ewers video for an old? I gather that QE is not only familiar with the catalog of a cool artist, but also his AA teammates are impressed with (a) his familiarity with said artist and/or (b) his ability/willingness (and I gather it may be 100/0 on either of these) to attempt his own Karaoke version…

#367
9 minutes ago, Ignatius said:

Can someone interpret the Ewers video for an old? I gather that QE is not only familiar with the catalog of a cool artist, but also his AA teammates are impressed with (a) his familiarity with said artist and/or (b) his ability/willingness (and I gather it may be 100/0 on either of these) to attempt his own Karaoke version…


Keilan Robinson, who is from DC, was the one talking

Q is a local artist from the DMV area

It’s kind of a crazy thing for him know every lyric, most of the other guys probably don’t 

 

 

 

 

#369
46 minutes ago, Nope said:


Keilan Robinson, who is from DC, was the one talking

Q is a local artist from the DMV area

It’s kind of a crazy thing for him know every lyric, most of the other guys probably don’t 

 

 

 

 


Yeah, I mean im sure some people assume “dude is on TikTok so sure he’s heard that” but no, he knows the whole damn thing.

That’s kinda speakeasy cool. 

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#370
32 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

The song he was rapping to in case any of y'all wanna memorize the lyrics too

 

 

I hope Quinn is being careful when he raps this. 

#371
11 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

I guess it’s that time again to remind some of you that Fatwa will be declared on anyone quoting that stupid fuck that so many of us have on ignore. Thanks for your cooperation

 

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#372

Quinn rapping to impress his friends while navigating around the n word 

 

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#373
6 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

The song he was rapping to in case any of y'all wanna memorize the lyrics too

 

He raps about a [young African-American] drinkin’ Fernet!

How does Q Da Fool know about Fernet? QDF is Gaucho1 in my book!

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#374
6 hours ago, Nope said:


Keilan Robinson, who is from DC, was the one talking

Q is a local artist from the DMV area

It’s kind of a crazy thing for him know every lyric, most of the other guys probably don’t 

 

 

 

 

Q? The Storm is Upon Us?

#375
8 hours ago, Napoleon said:

He raps about a [young African-American] drinkin’ Fernet!

How does Q Da Fool know about Fernet? QDF is Gaucho1 in my book!

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Great after dinner drink.  When I am in Italy they break it out before bed.  No coke….just straight on the rocks

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#376
14 hours ago, perfectchaos007 said:

The song he was rapping to in case any of y'all wanna memorize the lyrics too

 

 

Here is a translation of the intro dialogue for those that don’t speak jive:

Dude 1 -  “Good afternoon.  There is a older gentleman who has declared a disagreement with one of your previous or current actions”

QDF-  “ interesting. I was not aware that my actions had instilled such negative emotions in my colleague.  I ponder what I did to offend”

Dude 2-  “ Yes.  It is interesting how our actions are often misconstrued by others, even when our intentions are pure.”

QDF-  “ I am in agreement. Do you believe this gentleman will seek retribution for this perceived slight?”

Dude 1- “I do believe that his honor has been questioned and he may wish an apology.”

QDF-  “ I am perplexed for in the past this gentleman and I have shared a positive relationship.  He has expressed appreciation specifically for my musical creations and the joyous times that we have experienced.  I am disappointed that he will misinterpret my intensions and seek resolution when I sought no ill will.”

Dude 1-  “ Your position is understandable yet the gentleman unfortunately still feels slighting. 

QDF-  “Please express my sincere apologies and arrange a prompt meeting so we can resolve this most unfortunate disagreement in a civilized fashion”

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#377
10 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Great after dinner drink.  When I am in Italy they break it out before bed.  No coke….just straight on the rocks

Gross

#378
24 minutes ago, Horn Dog said:

Here is a translation of the intro dialogue for those that don’t speak jive:

Dude 1 -  “Good afternoon.  There is a older gentleman who has declared a disagreement with one of your previous or current actions”

QDF-  “ interesting. I was not aware that my actions had instilled such negative emotions in my colleague.  I ponder what I did to offend”

Dude 2-  “ Yes.  It is interesting how our actions are often misconstrued by others, even when our intentions are pure.”

QDF-  “ I am in agreement. Do you believe this gentleman will seek retribution for this perceived slight?”

Dude 1- “I do believe that his honor has been questioned and he may wish an apology.”

QDF-  “ I am perplexed for in the past this gentleman and I have shared a positive relationship.  He has expressed appreciation specifically for my musical creations and the joyous times that we have experienced.  I am disappointed that he will misinterpret my intensions and seek resolution when I sought no ill will.”

Dude 1-  “ Your position is understandable yet the gentleman unfortunately still feels slighting. 

QDF-  “Please express my sincere apologies and arrange a prompt meeting so we can resolve this most unfortunate disagreement in a civilized fashion”

when the translation is more difficult than the original 

#379
9 hours ago, Napoleon said:

He raps about a [young African-American] drinkin’ Fernet!

How does Q Da Fool know about Fernet? QDF is Gaucho1 in my book!

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#380
2 hours ago, Harvdog said:

Great after dinner drink.  When I am in Italy they break it out before bed.  No coke….just straight on the rocks

At a previa (pregame for a night out), a viajero (a roadie without the red SOLO cup), or at a bar/boliche (dance club), it would be consumed with Coca-Co!a.

That being said, I have consumed a couple of ounces out of a bourbon tasting glass on 2 or 3 occasions this winter when wrapping up my day. (In addition to an Argie passport, I picked up some Argie costumbres during my years down south and many of them derived from those found in Italy.

 

2 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Gross

You are correct. 

100%

#381
16 minutes ago, Napoleon said:

At a previa (pregame for a night out), a viajero (a roadie without the red SOLO cup), or at a bar/boliche (dance club), it would be consumed with Coca-Co!a.

That being said, I have consumed a couple of ounces out of a bourbon tasting glass on 2 or 3 occasions this winter when wrapping up my day. (In addition to an Argie passport, I picked up some Argie costumbres during my years down south and many of them derived from those found in Italy.

 

You are correct. 

100%

Personal choice.  Some people put coke in whiskey.  If it’s good whiskey it doesn’t need anything in it.  That’s like putting mint sauce on lamb.

#383
32 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Personal choice.  Some people put coke in whiskey.  If it’s good whiskey it doesn’t need anything in it.  That’s like putting mint sauce on lamb.

Yes, but fine spirits are also to be gloriously wasted. 

A buddy bought me a drink one time that was no doubt the best drink I’ve ever had., 2.5oz Balvenie Caribbean cask into a high ball filled with flake ice, top off with a bottle of Coca-Cola from Colombia because they were the only production plant still using cane sugar.

Its like drinking pure, delicious blasphemy 

#384
33 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Personal choice.  Some people put coke in whiskey.  If it’s good whiskey it doesn’t need anything in it.  That’s like putting mint sauce on lamb.

Mint sauce on lamb is delicious, though. Sometimes you want what you want, even if it's a bit gauche.

#385
1 minute ago, Doc Reeves said:

Yes, but fine spirits are also to be gloriously wasted. 

A buddy bought me a drink one time that was no doubt the best drink I’ve ever had., 2.5oz Balvenie Caribbean cask into a high ball filled with flake ice, top off with a bottle of Coca-Cola from Colombia because they were the only production plant still using cane sugar.

Its like drinking pure, delicious blasphemy 

I mean that's a significantly unique cocktail for most. 

#386
1 hour ago, immamac said:

I mean that's a significantly unique cocktail for most. 

 

Ive seen your wattaburger receipt 

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#387
3 minutes ago, texifornia said:

Mint sauce on lamb is delicious, though. Sometimes you want what you want, even if it's a bit gauche.

I know people who put ketchup on a steak.  Their choice.  Mint sauce was used to cover up the taste of shitty lamb.  Ketchup was used for well done steaks to add some flavor to their shoe leather.  I for one don’t like either on my lamb or steak.  I also like a solid Brunello with a steak and don’t mind Frenet as a night cap. Personal choice 

#388
28 minutes ago, Harvdog said:

Mint sauce was used to cover up the taste of mutton disguised as lamb.

Fixed.

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#389

When Q Da Fool lyrics turn into a discussion about Fernet etiquette and ketchup on steak talk you know you’re in one of the oldest/whitest corners of the internet 

#393
12 minutes ago, Ricky's one-hitter said:

Do you even Cynar, bro?

Don’t be so bitter, che.

Who doesn’t Cynar when they are out of Fernet & Campari?

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#396
I know people who put ketchup on a steak.  Their choice.  Mint sauce was used to cover up the taste of shitty lamb.  Ketchup was used for well done steaks to add some flavor to their shoe leather.  I for one don’t like either on my lamb or steak.  I also like a solid Brunello with a steak and don’t mind Frenet as a night cap. Personal choice 
I know people who put ketchup on eggs, and to me that's disgusting af. Looks like the egg was about to hatch.

Of course salsa of any color in a breakfast taco is mandatory.
#397
29 minutes ago, ousux said:

I know people who put ketchup on eggs, and to me that's disgusting af. Looks like the egg was about to hatch.

Of course salsa of any color in a breakfast taco is mandatory.

Some motherfucking heathens put mayonnaise and mustard on hamburgers and ketchup on hotdogs. If I ever see one of my kids doing that shit, I'm sending him to Eric Dickerson's house of etiquette.

#398
9 hours ago, Napoleon said:

At a previa (pregame for a night out), a viajero (a roadie without the red SOLO cup), or at a bar/boliche (dance club), it would be consumed with Coca-Co!a.

That being said, I have consumed a couple of ounces out of a bourbon tasting glass on 2 or 3 occasions this winter when wrapping up my day. (In addition to an Argie passport, I picked up some Argie costumbres during my years down south and many of them derived from those found in Italy.

 

You are correct. 

100%

Here I go adding to the derailment, but my Argentine in laws drink it with Pepsi.  Personally, fuck that shit. Straight, coke, or pepsi. 

#400
Some motherfucking heathens put mayonnaise and mustard on hamburgers and ketchup on hotdogs. If I ever see one of my kids doing that shit, I'm sending him to Eric Dickerson's house of etiquette.

Imagine someone having the nerve to do something differently from the way you do it.

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