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wow, a lot to unpack there but so little time or want-to

also, TIL CTE is hereditary

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I’m thinking that this may not help in Georgia

4 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

I’m thinking that this may not help in Georgia

Counter-point:

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Gas has tripled under Joe Biden?  That's odd, I just paid $2.69 per gallon this morning (Valero on Mesa Drive), and I know for sure I didn't pay $0.90 under Trump.

I am wearing my $12 shirt, though.

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MAGA is often dismissed as racist, homophobic, and generally regressive. But that focus misses the point.

MAGA is a big tent, and the defining characteristics are anger, entitlement, and raving stupidity. Those qualities subsume racism, homophobia, and antisemitism. But there are a lot of diverse Americans who fall under the tent, too. And as long as they’re shouting idiotic crap about “Brandon” and knob-jobbing Trump, they’re accepted into the cult.

We need to recognize that we’re not dealing with some one dimensional hate group here. It’s a cult of Dunning Kruger exemplars; many are bigots, many are not. But they’re all angry morons with way too much confidence in their own intellect, a sense that the world owes them a place at the top, and the asinine belief that a self-absorbed huckster like Donald Trump will give it to them.

1 minute ago, formermav43 said:

There are $1200 hoodies?

TIL that there are people stupid enough to spend $1200 on...a hoodie.

“The democrats don’t like me because I’m rich.”

Just another useless trust fund mutant who couldn’t be bothered to learn the difference between hot and cold.

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1 minute ago, hpslugga said:

“The democrats don’t like me because I’m rich.”

Just another useless trust fund mutant who couldn’t be bothered to learn the difference between hot and cold.

yeah, no way that kid has ever faced real adversity. kinda glad HW is not smart enough to realize how much damage his son is likely doing to his campaign

Today I learned that after football and other sports, Herschel Walker became a minor chicken magnate.

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

way different than a chick magnet

Depends on what you do with the chickens. 

1 hour ago, Gil Bang said:

 

what.the.fuck.😳

lol, of course this dipshit went to smu.

@4th&Five and @ztejas , does eric dickerson have a son?

6 minutes ago, formermav43 said:

And it has to be hand washed too. What a bargain.

christian walker probably spilled $100 gas on his and threw it away.

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:


Givenchy , baby.

Odd choice, isn't it.

Kind of like a dude wearing a Chanel something or other.

Did you watch the videos? Is it that odd?

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Odd choice, isn't it.

Kind of like a dude wearing a Chanel something or other.

I'm not sure if you have watched his videos, but he doesn't seem to fit the GQP definition of "manly man"

Just now, trauma babe said:

Did you watch the videos? Is it that odd?

exactly.

1 minute ago, trauma babe said:

Did you watch the videos? Is it that odd?

Tryna avoid stereotyping!

1 minute ago, TwiceHorn said:

Tryna avoid stereotyping!

I applaud that, but there are times when...you know—

 

 

Rich entitled douche acts like a rich entitled douche. News at 11.

 

But yeah, keep it up douche. I'm sure videos like this will pull the Georgia chapter of the Proud Bois to the polls to vote for your dad in droves.

 

(I wonder what H.W. Sr thinks of his son?)

 

 

 

1 minute ago, High Plains Drifter said:

 

Rich entitled douche acts like a rich entitled douche. News at 11.

 

But yeah, keep it up douche. I'm sure videos like this will pull the Georgia chapter of the Proud Bois to the polls to vote for your dad in droves.

 

(I wonder what H.W. Sr thinks of his son?)

 

 

 

he's too busy swatting at the moths around his head to notice

What do people successful people often say about their children?

"If I had everything my kids do when I was growing up, then they wouldn't have everything that they do now."

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2 minutes ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

What do people successful people often say about their children?

"If I had everything my kids do when I was growing up, then they wouldn't have everything that they do now."

never heard/read this before. kinda like it.

Why is Walker’s son trying to fill up Joe Biden’s Range Rover with gas? Why is Joe Biden at a random gas station? Why is Walker fighting Joe Biden while filling up Joe Biden’s Range Rover? Or please tell me that Adam P. and his grammar did not graduate from the University of Texas.

3 hours ago, 6th Street said:

Log cabin republican?

That was my thought

2 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Why is Walker’s son trying to fill up Joe Biden’s Range Rover with gas? Why is Joe Biden at a random gas station? Why is Walker fighting Joe Biden while filling up Joe Biden’s Range Rover? Or please tell me that Adam P. and his grammar did not graduate from the University of Texas.

that's what you chose to attack out of all of this?

Also, I realized after watching that I had this exact look on my face while it was playing:

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Trump is congratulating HW for his son today. At least in how he's fighting back against Biden. Other things, not so much.

What an obnoxious bitch.

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Gas has tripled under Joe Biden?  That's odd, I just paid $2.69 per gallon this morning (Valero on Mesa Drive), and I know for sure I didn't pay $0.90 under Trump.

I am wearing my $12 shirt, though.

I paused the video before I threw shit at my screen and happend to catch the total bill at that point was around $95.40 and the gallons pumped was 20.30.  Guess he's out there in californy or some other socialist wasteland to be paying $4.70 / gallon.  I filled up with premium shit this weekend for just under $3.00 per gallon.

29 minutes ago, Blotto said:

ch.gaschart?Country=USA&Crude=f&Period=120&Areas=USA%20Average%2C%2C&Unit=US%20%24%2FG

 

hmmm, I seeing a down turn the last month or two. Why isn't the media blasting that all over the airwaves and twitter sphere?

I know why-- CONSERVATIVE MEDIA BIAS!!!!

21 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

that's what you chose to attack out of all of this?

Yeah, bc the kid is only famous bc of his dad. Otherwise this gets no airplay. A spoiled rich brat bitching about gas prices and Joe Biden. First world problem for him. OP needs to throw something at us worthy of getting all frothed in the mouth. I will save my tunic tearing. wailing and gnashing of teeth for a bigger problem. 

17 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Yeah, bc the kid is only famous bc of his dad. Otherwise this gets no airplay. A spoiled rich brat bitching about gas prices and Joe Biden. First world problem for him. OP needs to throw something at us worthy of getting all frothed in the mouth. I will save my tunic tearing. wailing and gnashing of teeth for a bigger problem. 

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24 minutes ago, Newdoc said:

Yeah, bc the kid is only famous bc of his dad. Otherwise this gets no airplay. A spoiled rich brat bitching about gas prices and Joe Biden. First world problem for him. OP needs to throw something at us worthy of getting all frothed in the mouth. I will save my tunic tearing. wailing and gnashing of teeth for a bigger problem. 

I don't even think the cost of gas is a problem for him. You have to imagine that he puts it on a credit card that some accountant pays. Perhaps his dad has him on some level of an allowance but it's doubtful that the variable cost of gas is material to that allowance.

Instead he is jumping into the political world to assist his dad and therefore he's open to criticism.

And I think Biden has a lot to be critical of, but the cost of gasoline is not one of them.

This is basically a less masculine Paris Hilton complaining about the price of the gas that he doesn't pay for himself.

Legit LOL at "my hard-earned money."

Fuck off, child.

And there are some of you who still believe we haven't completely self-immolated as a country.

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