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#451
20 hours ago, TexasEd said:

and they liked me so much they ordered me a personalized one. 
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Pretty sure you photoshopped the word "special" out of that photo.

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#453
1 hour ago, South Austin said:

He'll make specific and unqualified assertions that he's supported his kids and has been a present and good father to them, in fact, the best father ever.  This is a guy who unabashedly lied about being the valedictorian of his high school and graduating in the top 1% of his class at Georgia, among other things. 

He's a straight up liar.  He's not a nice guy, Eddie.

 

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We see GOP presidential timber here. He's the epitome of the next stop on the downward curve.

 

#459
On 6/16/2022 at 8:22 AM, Degenerate Gardner said:

It won’t make a shit. Having a secret son or two is downright quaint.
 

This constituency voted for Donald Trump. You think a hypocritical idiot will turn them off? Not when he has an R next to his name.

It's infuriating because an extramarital affair sank the dipshit in North Carolina for the Senate race in 2020, but CTE Man knocks out multiple sprogs from multiple baby mamas and it won't change shit in the mind of the rubes.

#462

Sadly, it’s probably working. He’s going to win. Because people don’t like high gas prices. 

#466

Modalism: “And some of these assent to the heresy of the Noetians, and affirm that the Father himself is the Son, and that this (one) came under generation, and suffering, and death.”

#467
1 hour ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Truly, a dizzying intellect.

 

Is he saying Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

#468
17 minutes ago, Fletch said:

Is he saying Jesus Christ can’t hit a curveball?

I believe he’s saying that all three of Jesus’s personalities can hit a curveball.

#470
12 hours ago, Neonmoon said:

The Jesus cult won't like that answer one bit. 

The vast majority of evangelicals will do anything and everything that their lord and savior, Donald J Trump, commands them to do. 

#471
20 minutes ago, Blotto said:

The vast majority of evangelicals will do anything and everything that their lord and savior, Donald J Trump, commands them to do. 

Deluded is as deluded does

#473

"Buck Sexton" is the most Southern white-trash name I've ever heard.

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#474
14 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

"Buck Sexton" is the most Southern white-trash name I've ever heard.

if he were a gay porn star, I would agree with you

#475
14 hours ago, Jive Turkey said:

Obama: 57 states

Herschel: 52 states

advantage: Herschel 

 

Even setting aside the 52 state implication, what a ridiculous statement. 1) questioning a political candidate for wanting to improve the state.  2) Acting like a fact is somehow an opinion. 

Reminds me of morons who used to say: America, love it or leave it.

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#477
2 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

I think he has us seeded a little high.

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#478
15 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:
Imagine the collective exploding heads if a dem dared to say anything like this
 

 

I would like to hear Herschel name 3 other countries. Any country.

#479
On 6/9/2022 at 2:57 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

Let the warnock campaign make ads about rev warnock. Let the pacs and Lincoln project make ads about Herschel. 

Exactly.  No reason for Warnock to go low.  Lincoln Project and others will do it for him.

#481
I would like to hear Herschel name 3 other countries. Any country.
I was going to ask which countries he would rank higher and explain his reasoning, but you're right just identifying 3 other countries would be too much stress at his cognitive level.
#484
On 6/22/2022 at 6:58 PM, Jive Turkey said:

Obama: 57 states

Herschel: 52 states

advantage: Herschel 

 

Buck Sexton is a gay porn name

#489
On 6/22/2022 at 7:08 PM, Beau Vine said:

"Buck Sexton" is the most Southern white-trash name I've ever heard.

Didn't he make the Babewatch series?

 

#490

I think this is the first time in history neurologists were able to diagnose CTE without a brain biopsy.  What a trailblazer.  

#491
5 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

parks and recreation please GIF

 

trump is going to ditch him and pretty much all of georgia. it's going to be glorious and the georgia maga gqp will be fully confused

#492

I would love to see Trump ultimately lash out in person at Herschel for being a worthless, dumb motherfucker tarnishing the Trump brand, only to have Herschel's scrambled brain overheat causing him to deck that fat fuck. That would be neat. 

#498
7 minutes ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Would love to have a gander at those titties circa JFK administration. 

Yes, you would:

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#500

Now imagine of this was Warnock's son talking about Melania or Ivanka.   And yes, I know Melania has bared her breasts.

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