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#953

so by very wide margins, they like Warnock more, think he has stronger moral character, is a better role model, and has significantly better experience...

and are still split about even on who they will vote for. 

i mean how can you even counter that? we are so far thru the looking glass...

#954

I assume that reveals the difference between "registered" voters and "likely" voters; i.e., more Democrats are going to stay home on election day?

#955
12 hours ago, mchookem said:

so by very wide margins, they like Warnock more, think he has stronger moral character, is a better role model, and has significantly better experience...

and are still split about even on who they will vote for. 

i mean how can you even counter that? we are so far thru the looking glass...

It’s so sad that 1 letter besides someone’s name makes them electable. No matter how stupid and unqualified they happen to be.
 

“Because R” has done so much untold damage to this country.

Edited by Voldemort86

#956

Yep.

The people who are going to vote for Walker know full well he's stupid, but what does it matter really.  What they require is someone who will vote "yes" or "no" when told. They'll put up with the embarrassing moments, as long as they get their stooge. It's a model that's been consistently working in the House for ever.

#957
3 minutes ago, TexasHooch said:

Yep.

The people who are going to vote for Walker know full well he's stupid, but what does it matter really.  What they require is someone who will vote "yes" or "no" when told. They'll put up with the embarrassing moments, as long as they get their stooge. It's a model that's been consistently working in the House for ever.

See, the smart republicans will tell him how to vote and he will do it.  So he’s better than any godless demonrat pastor. 

#959

Hershel don't know much about poles. But they sure are good at holding up them wires.

#961

I never understood why he didn't run in Minnesota. Neither did they.

#964

I’m going to waste a little bit of Internet to simply applaud Pancho’s gif game.  The end. 

#967
3 hours ago, Pancho said:

Sometimes I think the higher ups in the GOP are conducting some type of social experiment for a $1 bet like the two old men in Trading Places.

One of them bet that Fox News could get absolutely anyone elected and the other bettor could even choose the most unelectable people for the experiment.

After Trump, Boehbert, and MTG, I really think the first guy's made his point.  We don't need to go here, do we?

#968
10 hours ago, RPM said:

I never understood why he didn't run in Minnesota. Neither did they.

 

#969
12 hours ago, SaucyJack said:

 

The Cowboys Radio Network call was even better. All Charlie Waters could say was "UNBELIEVEABLE!!!" over and over.

Edit: Found it. Verne Lundquist and Charlie Waters on DCRN. They cut off 3 or 4 "unbelieveables" at the end. Think that was Charlie's last gig as radio color man.

 

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#970
4 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Sometimes I think the higher ups in the GOP are conducting some type of social experiment for a $1 bet like the two old men in Trading Places.

One of them bet that Fox News could get absolutely anyone elected and the other bettor could even choose the most unelectable people for the experiment.

After Trump, Boehbert, and MTG, I really think the first guy's made his point.  We don't need to go here, do we?

Hell don't bring Randolph Duke into this (or Mortimer for that matter)

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#972

One of the Hershels recently regaled audiences with a story of his chicken frying days, during which he grinned and stood on his head just to sell his fried chicken, only to later to be “treated like a dog.”

There appears to be a change in campaign strategy that involves the Hershels playing up the ‘buked and scorned” dumb but strapping field hand. It appears to be working.

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On 9/27/2022 at 1:28 PM, TheStoicPaisano said:

I already knowwwwww this is petty but F it.

 

 

Fuck that guy.  Los Angeles Magazine called him a "nuisance conservative", and I think that's accurate. 

#975

I do not have the self-control to not blurt out "oh fuck you" if someone said that to me and that's why I'm not a tv anchor

Edited by Longhorn_Fan68

#976

As a butt-man, I have to say kudos to Walker for using the word "Assplain" on a proper news show.  Even I don't have the balls to say that and I say stupid shit all the time.

#977
41 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

This makes perfect sense because US Senators have a lot of say so in which state prisoners in Georgia serve time.  

#979

Less than 2 weeks to the debate. I still would bet on the side that walker’s team will find a reason to bail. Either they will be upset at something warnock says or an external event that should create a 3-hour pause to the campaign. Regardless of the why, they will walk.

#980
16 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Less than 2 weeks to the debate. I still would bet on the side that walker’s team will find a reason to bail. Either they will be upset at something warnock says or an external event that should create a 3-hour pause to the campaign. Regardless of the why, they will walk.

Either that or they’ll be surreptitiously placing live squirrels around the debate space that will be strategically released so that Herschel can shout “Look, Squirrel!” in the invariably many awkward moments.

he’s gonna need a lot of squirrels.

Edited by Degenerate Gardner

#982
36 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

This would be funnier if it weren’t so accurate.
 

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#984
1 hour ago, Satchel said:

A racial divide Hershel Walker could not outrun:

In the article, Hershel was quoted as saying, “I never really liked the idea that I was to represent my people.”

https://www.nytimes.com/2022/10/02/us/politics/herschel-walker-georgia-senate-race.html

https://www.yahoo.com/news/racial-divide-herschel-walker-couldnt-145027283.html

That works out perfectly because they aren't electing him to represent "his people." They're electing him to be able to point at him and say, "see, we ain't racist!"

#985

How I see the debate proceeding in Savannah: 

Moderator: Mr. Walker, the first question goes to you. Spell Georgia.

#986
17 hours ago, Burt said:

That works out perfectly because they aren't electing him to represent "his people." They're electing him to be able to point at him and say, "see, we ain't racist!"

They're electing him to represent white people. Rich, white people to be more precise.

#987
2 minutes ago, C-Man said:

They're electing him to represent white people. Rich, white people to be more precise.

True. You’ll never hear him express discomfort about doing that.

#988
21 minutes ago, Satchel said:

True. You’ll never hear him express discomfort about doing that.

That man’s been kissing Donald Trump’s ass since well before any of us saw Stephen doing it to Calvin Candie in Django Unchained. Of course he has no discomfort in kissing rich white ass.

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After the story published, Walker released a statement in which he called the story a "flat-out lie" and said he denied it in the "strongest possible terms."

"I'm not taking this anymore. I planning [sic] to sue the Daily Beast for this defamatory lie. It will be filed tomorrow morning," he said.

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#996
21 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

He couldn’t write that statement if his life was on the line and you gave him 20 years to try. 

Yep, he dumb. 

#997
1 hour ago, Ghost of LL said:

Wait--was it Herschel or one of its various other personalities.

Good question. Reportedly there are ten Hershels.

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