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The way I heard it was a vampire was being driven by a werewolf. Well, the vampire has always been werewolf curious, because he knows werewolves are powerful and can kill vampires. So the vampire reached over and grabbed the werewolf's crotch.....

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3 minutes ago, topochico said:

The way I heard it was a vampire was being driven by a werewolf. Well, the vampire has always been werewolf curious, because he knows werewolves are powerful and can kill vampires. So the vampire reached over and grabbed the werewolf's crotch.....

Twilight fanfic?

Lol, I was on a junket with Schlapp 20 years ago.  No good stories, sadly.  He looked 50 even when he was 28. 
 

The Palm Beach Ritz is really nice tho. 

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36 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said:

 

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2 hours ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

I'm guessing the wife knows and she's stuck around for the financial security and access to the cocktail parties. Now that he's embarrassed her publicly, she'll take half his shit and move on. 

 

2 hours ago, ConferenceRoom said:

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8 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

When the story started, I assumed this staffer was a relatively young gop guy. Who else gets driver duty. No, he’s in his late 30s. Walker was paying middle-aged worker salaries to drive people? No wonder he lost if his campaign did that.

 

There are plenty of people in the 30s, 40s, 50s, working in campaigns who don't get paid shit.  It's not a standard career path.  

40 minutes ago, Ted Lange said:

 

I mean.... I know that "enthusiastic penis fondler" is meant as a pejorative here, and I'm here for it.  But, ummm, we're not including within that criticism the circumstance of it being YOUR OWN penis.....right?  Right?  Just asking questions.  On @Macanudo's behalf.

My penis is doing just fine.   I checked already today.   

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seems to be a theme here. 

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2 minutes ago, Bateshorn said:

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seems to be a theme here. 

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wrong thread, NVM

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1 hour ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

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On 1/6/2023 at 10:29 AM, Aqua Buddha said:

 

 

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On 1/6/2023 at 10:14 AM, Ted Lange said:

Do they serve THAT burger though?

Deconstructed crotch.  It's off menu.

28 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Deconstructed crotch.  It's off menu.

Angel hair pasta in one quadrant, sausage in another, two hush puppies in the third, and “aioli” in the last. 
 

served with a mug of hot water and a teabag. 

If you were sentenced to having to drive from California to New York in a car with only yourself as a passenger and Christian Walker driving, how far into the drive before you just end it all by diving out the door onto the highway? Do you even make it out of California? 

53 minutes ago, Blotto said:

If you were sentenced to having to drive from California to New York in a car with only yourself as a passenger and Christian Walker driving, how far into the drive before you just end it all by diving out the door onto the highway? Do you even make it out of California? 

You must be single

1 hour ago, Blotto said:

If you were sentenced to having to drive from California to New York in a car with only yourself as a passenger and Christian Walker driving, how far into the drive before you just end it all by diving out the door onto the highway? Do you even make it out of California? 

Ugh no thanks. 
 

 

 

okay maybe. 

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2 hours ago, Blotto said:

If you were sentenced to having to drive from California to New York in a car with only yourself as a passenger and Christian Walker driving, how far into the drive before you just end it all by diving out the door onto the highway? Do you even make it out of California? 

Yeah, if he were a hot chick that gave road head we'd deal with it.    But most of the married guys deal with it and their wives aren't as hot as they once were and don't give road head at all. 

And I couldn't sit next to Christian Walker from CA to NY if I were in first class on the fucking Concorde. 

4 hours ago, Blotto said:

If you were sentenced to having to drive from California to New York in a car with only yourself as a passenger and Christian Walker driving, how far into the drive before you just end it all by diving out the door onto the highway? Do you even make it out of California? 

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11 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Yeah, if he were a hot chick that gave road head we'd deal with it.   

That would be you, since you're the passenger in this hypothetical scenario.

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"Jetts Private Air(drying)"  It's the Four Seasons (Total Landscaping) of private luxury travel.  

 
 

Ok, so pretty obvious embezzlement. Now the question is who helped.

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Edit: one of the responses said the donor also owned an aviation company that has a jet. Might be a case of setting up multiple companies under one entity.
37 minutes ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 

they literally stole this idea from Breaking Bad, didn't they?

On 1/6/2023 at 2:37 PM, Bateshorn said:

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seems to be a theme here. 

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If it don't fit, don't force it
You can grease it, make it easy

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4 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

 

 


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3 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

they literally stole this idea from Breaking Bad, didn't they?

Of course I know how money laundering works!

...but, uh, let's watch Breaking Bad to make sure you know how it works.

9 hours ago, aggie08 said:

Of course I know how money laundering works!

...but, uh, let's watch Breaking Bad to make sure you know how it works.

This seems like a really bad way to launder money.  

Generally, you want to funnel illegal cash into legitimate business in a way that doesn't leave a paper trail.  Cash businesses are great for that.  But there is all sorts of documentation required for transferring money into a campaign and all sorts of documentation to go from the campaign to the car wash.  I know these people are stupid, but that seems overly complicated and stupid. 

My best bet is that the owner used the same tax-id for the car wash as he did for his aviation company.  It could still be a grift, but one that is harder to prove.  The other reasonable possibility is that it is just straight-up embezzlement: the owner and a campaign worker cut real checks to a fake company for fake services.  

The other dead giveaway?  The cash contributions came via wet quarters.  

44 minutes ago, Tuco said:

My best bet is that the owner used the same tax-id for the car wash as he did for his aviation company.

For reasons related to insurance and payroll and liabilities and about a million other reasons, I don’t buy that. 

16 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

The other dead giveaway?  The cash contributions came via wet quarters.  

Wet Quarters played a great set at Bonnaroo in 2013

Wet Quarters played a great set at Bonnaroo in 2013

Until their lead singer got hit in the eye with one and they ended their set early.
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Okay, well "Wet Quarters" is a decent band name but "Stigma of the Plane" is a fucking awesome one.  Holy shit.  When do we make t-shirts?  

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