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1 hour ago, Pancho said:

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Egg plant might be too high on the iq grading scale 

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

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[Greg Abbott]This man spittin! #fuckthemtrees[/Greg Abbott]

4 hours ago, Pancho said:

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Herschel Walker seems like he is as dumb as a stump.

 

Georgia Dems need to recruit Fetterman’s social media team. They could absolutely wreck Walker. 

3 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

Herschel Walker seems like he is as dumb as a stump.

 

That's why he doesn't want more trees -- he's afraid of competition.

One would be hard pressed to find a bigger idiot. He is that dumb.

11 minutes ago, Nivek said:

One would be hard pressed to find a bigger idiot. He is that dumb.

 

how could anyone with even half brain, think that walker running for the senate would be a good idea ?

1 hour ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

how could anyone with even half brain, think that walker running for the senate would be a good idea ?

Herschel Walker (R) <---

22 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

That's why he doesn't want more trees -- he's afraid of competition.

Notice he didn't get any academic scholarship offers from Tree Stanford.

16 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

how could anyone with even half brain, think that walker running for the senate would be a good idea ?

 

15 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Herschel Walker (R) <---

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If, and that's a big IF, the Republicans can get him to win they will just tell him which way to vote. He'll never think for himself or step away from the party line.

40 minutes ago, Earl Haffler said:

Herschel Walker seems like he is as dumb as a stump.

 

After he loses the election, hopefully he can get some of that Climate Change Tree Money.

On 8/18/2022 at 10:18 AM, Beau Vine said:

 

 

 

On 8/18/2022 at 5:38 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Guys like McConnell and Cruz think Warniok won the Senate seat because he is black, rather than in spite of being black. It's a similar reason to why Palin was a vice-president candidate.  They truly believe white men are persecuted and the obstacles are lower for minorities.  

17 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

how could anyone with even half brain, think that walker running for the senate would be a good idea ?

The thinking is this: The last one was a close election. If Rs get typical voters out, and peel away some Warnock voters, it might tip the scales. Name recognition + black+ Republican.

The problem is he’s too stupid to bag groceries and it’s pretty hard to hide stupid in the Senate or a state wide race. This isn’t a gerrymandered house seat

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jfc when Herschel speaks he reminds me of the guy who couldn't get no slab on fb and whose aunty/uncle/cousin always made him 'feel cry' 😳

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17 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

Georgia Dems need to recruit Fetterman’s social media team. They could absolutely wreck Walker. 

That would actually make sense but you know Dems will never go for it 

2 minutes ago, mchookem said:

jfc when Herschel speaks he reminds me of the guy who couldn't get no slab on fb and who's aunty/uncle/cousin always made him 'feel cry' 😳

I always loved watching him run at UGA, but I honestly didn't pay attention to him once he went pro.  Was he always this dim or is this a CTE kind of thing?

i mean Forrest Gump graduated from Alabama so...SEC!SEC!SEC!? 🤨

15 minutes ago, mchookem said:

jfc when Herschel speaks he reminds me of the guy who couldn't get no slab on fb and who's aunty/uncle/cousin always made him 'feel cry' 😳

Herschel no slab.  Feel cry.  Lots of tree.

14 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

I always loved watching him run at UGA, but I honestly didn't pay attention to him once he went pro.  Was he always this dim or is this a CTE kind of thing?

well he did double down on CTE and did some MMA after football.  

On 8/18/2022 at 8:38 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Always projections 

Harvard and Yale should sue this fucking potato for defamation.

2 minutes ago, Gengs1 said:

Always projections 

Seriously, poor Herschel is that pro wrestler who always needed a manager because he couldn’t cut a promo…and Ted Cruz wants everyone to see a Dwayne Johnson or a Ric Flair in that empty head of his.

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35 minutes ago, mchookem said:

jfc when Herschel speaks he reminds me of the guy who couldn't get no slab on fb and who's aunty/uncle/cousin always made him 'feel cry' 😳

Joseph!

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51 minutes ago, mchookem said:

jfc when Herschel speaks he reminds me of the guy who couldn't get no slab on fb and who's aunty/uncle/cousin always made him 'feel cry' 😳

Hataproof : Uncle Germino : slab :: Charlie Brown : Lucy : football

On 8/19/2022 at 10:49 PM, tx 3 putt said:

the man has the iq of an egg plant 

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Honestly, I think Walker is being treated with kid gloves a bit because it's just so fucking sad.  If there was a way to go scorched earth on the people that put him up to this in a manner that would be effective, that's the route.  But I don't think it exists.  I also don't think that he's all there enough to realize how fucking embarrassing it is to hear what comes out of his mouth.

At some point Warnock is going to have to take the gloves off.   Something like, "Look, I am not qualified to play or coach football.  That can be a tough game.  If you asked me X or Y or Z, I'd have no idea, but I'd have the courtesy to say "I don't know."  But I am qualified to be a Senator.  My opponent is not.  And worse, he refuses to say "I don't know" and instead speaks and removes all doubt that he is incapable of governing.   Don't do this to America or Georgia.  Don't do this to my opponent, who is ultimately a prop.  Vote Warnock."

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His race will keep voters at home, helping the D’s in the governor’s race 

13 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

His race will keep voters at home, helping the D’s in the governor’s race 

I’m torn on this.  Radical racist republicans are giddy over someone like Walker because they can point to him and say “see, if we were racist, we wouldn’t be voting for Herschel” while at the same time not understanding that voting for 1 Black guy (who is dumb as blue hell) does not mean you’re not racist.  

 

**for the record, I had forgotten ‘eggplant’ was a racist term used way back In the past 

2 minutes ago, Pancho said:

I’m torn on this.  Radical racist republicans are giddy over someone like Walker because they can point to him and say “see, if we were racist, we wouldn’t be voting for Herschel” while at the same time not understanding that voting for 1 Black guy (who is dumb as blue hell) does not mean you’re not racist.  

 


If/when trump turns his back on him, his followers will too 

Just now, Pancho said:

I’m torn on this.  Radical racist republicans are giddy over someone like Walker because they can point to him and say “see, if we were racist, we wouldn’t be voting for Herschel” while at the same time not understanding that voting for 1 Black guy (who is dumb as blue hell) does not mean you’re not racist.  

 

Especially when you consider that he’s Exhibit A of a white, southern, racist male’s stereotypical perception of a black man.

”I can’t be racist because I voted for a black man!”

Yeah, the one black man everyone should have voted against.

It’s just proof positive that the GQP and their voters are all about party over country. Seriously, they can’t even argue about that anymore. The only reason they’d ever consider voting for poor Herschel is precisely, exactly, and only because Herschel is a Trump boot licker from way back.

20 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

This clip took me back long ago to when I lived in Tuscaloosa, and the Bryce mental hospital would have outpatients wandering the streets. Those guys could tell some stories.

On 8/22/2022 at 12:53 PM, Pancho said:

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Trees:  “Don’t hate the player, hate the game!”

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

I’m torn on this.  Radical racist republicans are giddy over someone like Walker because they can point to him and say “see, if we were racist, we wouldn’t be voting for Herschel” while at the same time not understanding that voting for 1 Black guy (who is dumb as blue hell) does not mean you’re not racist. 

I'm pretty sure that Georgia Republicans who vote for Herschel Walker will believe that will satisfy their "one Black friend" requirement. 

His candidacy constitutes  the most cynical view of race a political party can hold. They know Hershel is dumb as a bag of hair and they laugh at him like the rest of us.

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9 minutes ago, Pancho said:

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Herschel talking about Christianity makes it sound even more bullshit than it already is.

3 hours ago, mchookem said:

jfc when Herschel speaks he reminds me of the guy who couldn't get no slab on fb and whose aunty/uncle/cousin always made him 'feel cry' 😳

What happened to that guy? 

https://neuro.psychiatryonline.org/doi/10.1176/appi.neuropsych.11090214
 

Jesus

Jesus is the foundation figure of Christianity, who is thought to have lived between 7–2 BCE and 26–36 CE. The New Testament (NT) recalls Jesus as having experienced and shown behavior closely resembling the DSM-IV-TR–defined phenomena of AHs, VHs, delusions, referential thinking (see Figure 3), paranoid-type (PS subtype) thought content, and hyperreligiosity (see Table 1). 

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This campaign has Kanye for President vibes. Especially with the taking advantage of a mentally ill black man part

3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

I always loved watching him run at UGA, but I honestly didn't pay attention to him once he went pro.  Was he always this dim or is this a CTE kind of thing?

He's always had mental health issues.  Multiple personality disorder.

28 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

What happened to that guy? 

Probably about to become the GOP chair of Harris County.

6 hours ago, immamac said:

Man, remember when someone shot off their mouth that the GOP was distancing itself from Trump and told him they’d stop paying legal fees if he didn’t back off and then I said “lol the GOP can’t get away from trump he will drag them down with him” and then that same someone doubled down and told me I had no idea what I was talking about. Cuz I ‘member. 

Does his sounds vaguely like if you said "anal stasis" while holding your tongue?

3 hours ago, Gengs1 said:

That would actually make sense but you know Dems will never go for it 

This isn't on you, per se, but it would be nice to get away from the "never" language. It's the counter to what the 'Pubs have done my whole life - the 'what if' game. What if immigrants stole your job? what if that guy touches your little girl in the bathroom? That kinda shit. the dem version is the never game. it's fucking old. the only way to think positively is to actually do it. you can actually reprogram your brain to go from automatically negative thoughts to positive ones in certain situations - but you have to work at it. anyway, just took a big bong rip and that one has been eating at me a while.

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

**for the record, I had forgotten ‘eggplant’ was a racist term used way back In the past 

shit, I thought I had heard them all growing up near Little Elm (oh yeah). had to look that one up. no Italians in the immediate area. our slurs were more localized and well, not creative in the least.

4 minutes ago, Chooky said:

Probably about to become the GOP chair of Harris County.

so he's not Robert Morrow?

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