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Pastor Warnock, from Ebeneezer Baptist, the same church MLK preached at, is not going to troll another black man that probably has mental issues to get more votes.

Jesus F’n Christ 

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Just now, StassneyHorn said:

Pastor Warnock, from Ebeneezer Baptist, the same church MLK preached at, is not going to troll another black man that probably has mental issues to get more votes.

Jesus F’n Christ 

Then maybe the Dems should have run someone else?

lol at least Georgia runs Democrats who can win.

Y’all let Reverend Warnock be.

He has an "honorary doctor?"  Did I hear that correctly?

On 8/18/2022 at 8:38 PM, Beau Vine said:

 

Kristi, you have problems of your own to worry about.  Shut the hell up.

47 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

He has an "honorary doctor?"  Did I hear that correctly?

He didn't even graduate from Georgia, but he did drink a Dr Pepper one time and I'm pretty sure that counts.

1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

He has an "honorary doctor?"  Did I hear that correctly?

Doctor of Neighborhood

Walker came around a bit before my time — though I seem to remember a magazine cover doing push-ups with his wife on his back. He seems completely docile now…good for the violence but fuckboi Cruz and the GQP are bordering on CTE exploitation.

4 hours ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

well, he is the minister of silly walks. what did you expect?

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About time.  Can we also set a standard for the House?

3 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Trump being a fucking idiot whose loyal bootlickers are even bigger fucking idiots is once again going to cost the GOP in the elections (even if it is horrifying to see these people as actual candidates within striking distance of winning).  Herschel is going to lose a seat that would be a slam dunk for the GOP under normal circumstances.  Dr. Oz is going to lose in Pennsylvania.  Masters is going to lose in Arizona.  They’re all candidates simply because of Trump.

Trump is poison to his own party, but cults gonna cult.  Maybe in 2024 we will get Dennis Rodman, Stephen Baldwin, and Omarosa in Senate races, and Vince McMahon for VP.


trump lost - White House, house, senate, Georgia, Arizona and the clock hasn’t hit 00:00 yet 

4 hours ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

Doctor of Neighborhood

Walker came around a bit before my time — though I seem to remember a magazine cover doing push-ups with his wife on his back. 

He claimed he did 1000 situps and push-ups every day, or some such BS.

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Thread title changed, since his fruity son is no longer the story.

8 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Pastor Warnock, from Ebeneezer Baptist, the same church MLK preached at, is not going to troll another black man that probably definitely has mental issues to get more votes.

Jesus F’n Christ 

Just want to be accurate here.  It was a well known FACT in Dallas County.

7 hours ago, Chooky said:

Probably about to become the GOP chair of Harris County.

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6 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

I can’t wait to see the kind of pork the lobbyists push through this doofus.

”Today, with the passage of H.B. 1170, which I co-authored, we can now provide sporks to every school kid in America!”

14 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Pastor Warnock, from Ebeneezer Baptist, the same church MLK preached at, is not going to troll another black man that probably has mental issues to get more votes.

Jesus F’n Christ 

Making fun of Herschel’s intellectual capacity isn’t going to help Warnock. There are already enough people doing that online so anyone, who wants to see this, can do so.

while not in GA, I could see my GOP friends rationalize voting for someone like Herschel here. They would agree the candidate is far from ideal but that they cannot vote for the Dem, who would ruin the city/state/nation. 

43 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I can’t wait to see the kind of pork the lobbyists push through this doofus.

”Today, with the passage of H.B. 1170, which I co-authored, we can now provide sporks to every school kid in America!”

..or an oldie but a goodie.. .."This bill marks a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane gambler....harumph "

7 minutes ago, Jiggy-Z said:

..or an oldie but a goodie.. .."This bill marks a giant step forward in the treatment of the insane gambler....harumph "

Give Senator Walker a harumph!

15 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

He has an "honorary doctor?"  Did I hear that correctly?

Did he got to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

7 minutes ago, Homercles said:

Did he got to Hollywood Upstairs Medical College too?

Assorted night classes at the Knoxville,Tennessee College of Faith Healing.

8 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

As a seasonal allergy sufferer, he has my vote.

20 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

**for the record, I had forgotten ‘eggplant’ was a racist term used way back In the past 

I would never have heard it if not for the Dennis Hopper-Christopher Walken scene from True Romance.

42 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

As a seasonal allergy sufferer, he has my vote.

Username checks out.

Just now, Post Oak said:

Username checks out.

right back at you

9 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 

Please point to the tax increase, Herschel.

No, that's a parked car.

No, Herschel, that is, ironically, an urban tree.

Nevermind.

11 minutes ago, chainsaw said:

right back at you

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17 minutes ago, C-Man said:

I would never have heard it if not for the Dennis Hopper-Christopher Walken scene from True Romance.

Wow, I was born and raised in Louisiana and Texas and never new "eggplant" was used as a racist slur. 

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On 8/22/2022 at 6:08 PM, C-Man said:

If, and that's a big IF, the Republicans can get him to win they will just tell him which way to vote. He'll never think for himself or step away from the party line.

No way Herschel can sit through bill discussions. Will he serve on committees? Can he operate a pencil or read drafts?  Any argument where he can understand legislation or precedent is disingenuous.  He can't perform the job of being a lawmaker.  They can and should question that because that's the job.  And their job is to vet candidates.  Running for office is a vetting process.  Warnock needs to do his job and ask Walker questions through the media or wherever about Herschel's ability to govern.   

5 hours ago, StassneyHorn said:

Climate issues reduced to, They're going to take your hamburgers and make you walk in tree shade. Tree shade in the cities using your tax dollars!

It'd be righteous if we were brought down by cow farts. Poetry even.

Serious question:

Is Herschel Walker really any dumber than Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert?

15 hours ago, longhornmatt said:

Trump being a fucking idiot whose loyal bootlickers are even bigger fucking idiots is once again going to cost the GOP in the elections (even if it is horrifying to see these people as actual candidates within striking distance of winning).  Herschel is going to lose a seat that would be a slam dunk for the GOP under normal circumstances.  Dr. Oz is going to lose in Pennsylvania.  Masters is going to lose in Arizona.  They’re all candidates simply because of Trump.

Trump is poison to his own party, but cults gonna cult.  Maybe in 2024 we will get Dennis Rodman, Stephen Baldwin, and Omarosa in Senate races, and Vince McMahon for VP.

You would think eventually they'll get sick and tired of losing

2 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Serious question:

Is Herschel Walker really any dumber than Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert?

He was smarter, and more successful. After CTE, seems like one of those too-close-to-call situations. He never graduated UGA, but in theory he at least attended some classes.

22 hours ago, Tuco said:

 

Guys like McConnell and Cruz think Warniok won the Senate seat because he is black, rather than in spite of being black. It's a similar reason to why Palin was a vice-president candidate.  They truly believe white men are persecuted and the obstacles are lower for minorities.  

Maybe they did research using I'm Gonna Get You Sucka and found out what it takes to become a black hero.  (1:22 from clip)

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19 hours ago, Post Oak said:

What happened to that guy? 

He didn't have a Mack Brown type looking out for his long term health.  

 

Just now, WBT said:

You would think eventually they'll get sick and tired of losing

A lot of republicans are tired of Trump. He's boring, repetitive, and can't govern. They aren't vocal so the press doesn't really cover it. But he's not the future of the party.

17 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

He has an "honorary doctor?"  Did I hear that correctly?

It's the guy treating his neurological problems. Top man.

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53 minutes ago, TexArcher said:

Serious question:

Is Herschel Walker really any dumber than Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert?

Let me put it to you this way.

Lauren Boebert is driving 65 mph westbound. MGT is driving in reverse 35 mph eastbound because she thinks the “D” on the gearshift means “devil.”

They crash into each other. Boebert is ejected from the car because seatbelts are a form of government tyranny that need to be defunded. She’s ejected and literally goes into MGT’s car and her head bashes into MGT’s head. Their heads both explode and their brains fuse together.

Given the respective rates of velocity and the fact that they were traveling in opposing directions on a level surface with a relatively calm crosswind, I think it must be stated that it’d be impossible to tell the difference between that and whatever poor Herschel has going on up there.

1 hour ago, TexArcher said:

Serious question:

Is Herschel Walker really any dumber than Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert?

I say we put them on Celebrity Jeopardy and find out.

1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

I say we put them on Celebrity Jeopardy and find out.

They don’t have enough money to pay after the negative scores would be tallied 

6 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

I say we put them on Celebrity Jeopardy and find out.

that would be glorious.  the most pathetic part would be them arguing how they're actually right on every wrong answer.

I would fucking kill for SNL Black Jeopardy with Kenan, Herschel, MTG & some random black Republican.

30 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

I would fucking kill for SNL Black Jeopardy with Kenan, Herschel, MTG & some random black Republican.

Herman Cain's corpse would win that.

2 hours ago, chainsaw said:

A lot of republicans are tired of Trump. He's boring, repetitive, and can't govern. They aren't vocal so the press doesn't really cover it. But he's not the future of the party.

Obviously.  There just hasn't been anyone with the balls and cleverness to take his voters away from him.  He doesn't have enough to win an election but he can spoil an R primary.

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28 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Herman Cain's corpse would win that.

 

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7 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Wow, I was born and raised in Louisiana and Texas and never new "eggplant" was used as a racist slur. 

Not as many EYE-talians as there are back East. 😉

 

6 hours ago, Mdhorn said:

No way Herschel can sit through bill discussions. Will he serve on committees? Can he operate a pencil or read drafts?  Any argument where he can understand legislation or precedent is disingenuous.  He can't perform the job of being a lawmaker.  They can and should question that because that's the job.  And their job is to vet candidates.  Running for office is a vetting process.  Warnock needs to do his job and ask Walker questions through the media or wherever about Herschel's ability to govern.   

All he has to do is vote on the Republican side 100% of the time he will more than serve their purpose.

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