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9 hours ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

They would agree the candidate is far from ideal but that they cannot vote for the Dem, who would ruin the city/state/nation. 

But this is what it would be like electing Walker.

 

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8 hours ago, South Austin said:

Assorted night classes at the Knoxville,Tennessee College of Faith Healing.

Is snake handling covered in the first or second year of residency?

10 minutes ago, C-Man said:

All he has to do is vote on the Republican side 100% of the time he will more than serve their purpose.

 

I want to be there when he has to use this thing. "Damn it Herschel you didn't vote for our bill." "But the button says press so I pressed it."

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6 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Serious question:

Is Herschel Walker really any dumber than Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert?

I think MTG knows how to grift. Boebert seems like an idiot that had one good month of cash flow at her restaurant and acted like she could start franchising and run for President one day. Walker seems like he should be smarter but his injuries are hurting him mentally. None of them need to be smart. They just need to stay on message and say MAGA things.
 

If the people behind Walker are smart, they will start to use the criticism against the critics. Make him a sympathetic figure. It would easily work with Georgia voters. And it would definitely help with older black men. They would just need to get them out to vote. 

7 minutes ago, F250 said:

 

I want to be there when he has to use this thing. "Damn it Herschel you didn't vote for our bill." "But the button says press so I pressed it."

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You said to vote “no” but I couldn’t find that one

9 hours ago, South Austin said:

Assorted night classes at the Knoxville,Tennessee College of Faith Healing.

 

34 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Is snake handling covered in the first or second year of residency?

Did nobody get my Cannonball Run reference? I was kinda proud of that.

8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

Wow, I was born and raised in Louisiana and Texas and never new "eggplant" was used as a racist slur. 

It was probably in a banned book.

7 hours ago, TexArcher said:

Serious question:

Is Herschel Walker really any dumber than Marjorie Taylor Greene or Lauren Boebert?

Now, post-football? Probably. But to make it a fair test we'd have to take Greene and Boebert and smack em in the head with a shovel for a few years, then test all three.

What, Greene's skull broke another shovel..?

58 minutes ago, Dr. Teeth said:

I think MTG knows how to grift.

She believes in the QAnon conspiracy theory. She believes in Jewish space lasers. She’s genuinely stupid. Any idiot can be a grifter. If you’re in the GOP then all you have to do is say mean, cruel, offensive things on Twitter and watch the small dollar donations from the MAGA base come rolling in. 

7 minutes ago, RDCanecutter said:

Now, post-football? Probably. But to make it a fair test we'd have to take Greene and Boebert and smack em in the head with a shovel for a few years, then test all three.

Can I get this job?  I have a shovel!

3 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

Can I get this job?  I have a shovel!

When a man loves what he does, he never has to work a day in his life.

7 hours ago, hpslugga said:

They don’t have enough money to pay after the negative scores would be tallied 

Or it would end up like that episode of cheers. And the categories are:

Fake News

Clinton Murder Victims

Presidents Born in Kenya

Things found in Lindsey Graham's Anus

Orange Fellatio

 

 

On 8/24/2022 at 4:42 PM, Dr. Teeth said:

If the people behind Walker are smart, they will start to use the criticism against the critics. Make him a sympathetic figure. It would easily work with Georgia voters. And it would definitely help with older black men. They would just need to get them out to vote. 

Or those older black men could just vote for Warnock. You know, the democratic black candidate that isn't dumber than a pile of shit.

Fox would explode if a democrat said we weren’t a superpower anymore. 

 

It’s kind of like the dream where you haven’t studied for test and have to make stuff up. Except that is now Trumpism.

0:22 "Now you're getting too smart for us" - I bet that's something Hershel hadn't heard from anyone anywhere ever.

O/T This YouTuber, Forrest Valkai, brings a strong science game with his videos.

 

1 hour ago, Hookah Horns said:

One of the GOAT quotations. 

because he was able to work in the word cock?

46 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

because he was able to work in the word cock?

It certainly never hurts to work in some cock.

Is this is a fitlump situation?

2 minutes ago, WBT said:

Is this is a fitlump situation?

Close but Herschel's lumps are on the inside of his head. 

I was speaking more to stolen valor than to actual physical lumps.  But maybe both apply.

Can somebody please work some editing magic and get that scene from "Dazed & Confused" where Cynthia (the redhead) tells the other two guys in the car, "Which one of you said that Gerald Ford's football head injuries were affecting the economy?"  And then we work in "Herschel Walker" for Ford's name.  Because that's where we are at right now.  A comedy of errors.  The fact that, despite our mocking and derision, this guy still has a fucking snowball's chance in hell of being a sitting U.S. Senator, is amazing.  

Having said that, I do appreciate that Walker is taking on Big Tree and it's strangle-hold on our society.  

My kid has a plastic Paw Patrol badge, that doesn't make him a puppy. 

2 hours ago, The Dog said:
1 hour ago, WBT said:

I was speaking more to stolen valor than to actual physical lumps.  But maybe both apply.

58 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Did that come with a plastic badge?

40 minutes ago, Nivek said:

My kid has a plastic Paw Patrol badge, that doesn't make him a puppy. 

There is no way that a bunch of kids weren’t also special honorary deputy sheriffs and agents. 

38 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

There is no way that a bunch of kids weren’t also special honorary deputy sheriffs and agents. 

Yeah, I'm picturing Kramer and his karate class.

 

3 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

This is like showing a picture of your KISS Army membership card and claiming Vet Status.

 

2 hours ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Did that come with a plastic badge?

Yep.  And a squirt gun too.

2 hours ago, Nivek said:

My kid has a plastic Paw Patrol badge, that doesn't make him a puppy. 

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5 hours ago, The Dog said:

 

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1 minute ago, Pancho said:

Christ

 

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The poll was conducted Aug. 28-29 and surveyed 600 Georgia voters, weighted by gender, education, race and region. The poll had a margin of error of plus or minus 3.9 percentage points.

 

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But despite Walker’s edge, over half of the Georgia voters (53 percent) surveyed said they expect Warnock to win, while 47 percent think Walker will flip the seat.

 

Keep fighting, but I wouldn't worry about this race yet

Authentic frontier gibberish

Seriously. Does no one love or care about him at all? Does he not have a “Get A Grip!” friend???

6 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

Authentic frontier gibberish

Seriously. Does no one love or care about him at all? Does he not have a “Get A Grip!” friend???

Nobody in his circle lasts long doing that

I mean, am I the only one that knows who Floyd Wetherton is?  This is just so on the nose, even for the Simulation.

 

8 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

There is no way that a bunch of kids weren’t also special honorary deputy sheriffs and agents. 

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