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1 hour ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

My guess is that pretty much no one believes Herschel. Most likely there are other women that he paid for their abortions but those women don’t want the attention years later. That news also wouldn’t surprise anyone.

it wouldn’t shock me if we hear herschel flip and admit to the abortion accusations but that he didn’t want her to have one and the lib’rul laws prevented him from stopping it. Christian hero.

Or, you know, they just won't care, because none of them actually care about abortion. It's like the deficit, just something they say to criticize libruls, but they really don't give a shit except the fuck libruls part.

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12 hours ago, Satchel said:

Translated into Christian hate speech: “I don’t care if Herschel Walker paid to ruthlessly murder innocent babies. I want control of the Senate.”.


"Who would know better the pain and emotional stress a woman goes through when she has an abortion than the man who paid for it?"

So, his lawyers have been working in the final edits to his lawsuit?

4 minutes ago, South Austin said:

So, his lawyers have been working in the final edits to his lawsuit?

I think he meant two weeks.  Cut him some slack, he's new to the bombshell l lawsuit game.

Judd is right- how are we ignoring the domestic violence stuff here?

Reason #1 million why he should never serve in the senate. It blows my mind this will be a close race

11 minutes ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, he's clearly mentally ill, right?

clearly. one of the herschels out front should have told you.

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this is as good as anywhere I gues

 

 

5 minutes ago, strangulation! said:

clearly. one of the herschels out front should have told you.

Herschel, himschel, themschel, take your pick.

5 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

this is as good as anywhere I gues

 

 

I really like James Carville sometimes.  This is one of those times.

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Ok can we get Al Franken back in the senate now? This is ridiculous.

5 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

HWK5H

Herschel Walker Killed 5 Homeless?

5 minutes ago, hpslugga said:

Herschel Walker Killed 5 Homeless?

He killed 5 other Herschels

11 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

HWK5H

Herschel Walker Killed 5 of his 18 split Herschel personalities?  

Sorry, not to make light of mental illness.  But come the fuck on, this moronic sociopath cannot be allowed to advance federal legislation.  He'd be doing his family and the nation a big solid by eating the business end of a shotgun.

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He also invented the question mark and occasionally accuses chestnuts of being lazy.

14 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He also invented the question mark and occasionally accuses chestnuts of being lazy.

But has he met Elvis?

1 hour ago, hayden_horn said:

i mean, he's clearly mentally ill, right?

Yes he is a republican. 

37 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

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Debates not only fail to change minds, we can't even reach a consensus as to the winner.
I can't remember which Trump/Hillary debate it was -- #2? -- but she pants him almost as bad as she did the first go-round, and Trump supporters read his tiny closure of the gap as victory.  It was astonishing.  No person with an intellect above "brain stem" would have suggested she lost the debate, but there we were.
The book Cyberwar by Kathleen Hall Jamieson at the Annenberg school was prompted by her noticing that Hilldawg destroyed Donnie in that debate but that the online reaction was much different.
59 minutes ago, kevwun said:

He also invented the question mark and occasionally accuses chestnuts of being lazy.

In the spring, Herschel would make meat helmets.  And then in fall, he would wear one to play football.  Which would explain...well, you know...why he's special now.  

Summers in Rangoon.  

 

2 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

In the spring, Herschel would make meat helmets.  And then in fall, he would wear one to play football.  Which would explain...well, you know...why he's special now.  

Summers in Rangoon.  

 

But who shears his testicles?

One of the 37 women he's impregnated apparently.

 

15 hours ago, Brian Fantana said:

You're not wrong, but there's no way the person he is wasn't influenced by what a piece of shit his father was/is. I try to look at someone that young from a more empathetic point of view than I would someone in their mid-30s and up that holds some of the views he has. Remember, the kid's only 23, he's not a lost cause at this point. He isn't entirely surrounded by trashy conservatives, he has leftist friends etc. I hold out hope that he can resolve his inner demons and become a better person.

e: At 23, I held all kinds of dumbass conservative views. It took me almost 10 years from that point to civilize myself. 

I tend to be sympathetic to people in this situation as well but he has been an asshole attacking people and spreading lies, not just some idiotic kid.   He was trying to promote a person he knew was horrible to have an important position within our country.   At 23, I had some dipshit moments, but I didn't try to be an asshole.  

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why hasn't the RNC locked him up at some resort with a dozen escorts to shut him up ? 

if they did this 30 days ago, he probably wins easily 

56 minutes ago, Nivek said:

but I didn't try to be an asshole.  

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10 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

It is until it isn't. 

2 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

 

They should bring in the big guns to vouch as character witnesses for the Hershels. Jerry Falwell Jr. is free.

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1 minute ago, Satchel said:

They should bring in the big guns to vouch as character witnesses for the Hershels. Jerry Falwell Jr. is free.

You don't know that.  

 

He could be busy, watching his wife getting railed.  

1 minute ago, Gil Bang said:

You don't know that.  

 

He could be busy, watching his wife getting railed.  

Good point. 

46 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

It’s obviously not the Hershel who knows “Jesah Chris’”

 

I can absolutely believe that Herschel Walker doesn't know the mother of one of his children.

2 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I can absolutely believe that Herschel Walker doesn't know the mother of one of his children.

Depends which Herschel 

Walker, "The what now?  The woman saying she had an abortion at my direction?  Nope, no idea who you're talking about?  What's that?  She's also the mother of one of my current, living children?  Never heard of her.  Certainly never had dinner with her.  Wait, that's not exactly true.  We were like family once."  

Considering the extent to which his son is so messed up, I would not be surprised the revelations of sexual abuse at the hands of one of the Hershels.

How's that lawsuit coming along?

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42 minutes ago, Beau Vine said:

How's that lawsuit coming along?

 

give the man time. he's a peace officer / fbi agent / running 6 hospitals 

6 hours ago, Js1 said:

Depends which Herschel 

Warnock should open the debate asking which Herschel is he debating with.  

1 hour ago, Underdog said:

Warnock should open the debate asking which Herschel is he debating with.  

He should ask it after every question: “Am I addressing Special Agent Herschel, or Valedictorian Herschel?” 

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

He should ask it after every question: “Am I addressing Special Agent Herschel, or Valedictorian Herschel?” 

Hospital Administrator Walker if you please.

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