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On 10/17/2022 at 6:15 PM, Gil Bang said:

 

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This dude is going to be a committee chair next year, isn’t he. 

14 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

This dude is going to be a committee chair next year, isn’t he. 

How does Vice President of the United States in two years strike you?

"I google stuff and I learn what stuff means."

39 minutes ago, Red Five said:

How does Vice President of the United States in two years strike you?

"I google stuff and I learn what stuff means."

He can have that vice presidency when he pries it away from MTG's traitorous, frigid, cunt.  

If you're a woman in Georgia and you don't vote at all, or vote for Herschel..........I hope you're forced to carry this half-tard's 37th illegitimate child to full term and he puts a gun to your head and pulls the trigger this time.  I'm outta empathy.  Female voters are in an awfully disturbing competition to celebrate bringing a generation of abuse upon themselves and their daughters.  Sorry about your fuel prices.  

if Herschel Walker knows which side of his car the gas tank is on...I'll donate $2500 to the GOP candidate of your choice.  This is insane.  We're two weeks out and this fucking sentient 24th chromosome might beat one of the smartest people in the Senate.  because you had a hard time for a few months finding milk on sale.  

If you're a woman in Georgia and you don't vote at all, or vote for Herschel..........I hope you're forced to carry this half-tard's 37th illegitimate child to full term and he puts a gun to your head and pulls the trigger this time.  I'm outta empathy.  Female voters are in an awfully disturbing competition to celebrate bringing a generation of abuse upon themselves and their daughters.  Sorry about your fuel prices.  
if Herschel Walker knows which side of his car the gas tank is on...I'll donate $2500 to the GOP candidate of your choice.  This is insane.  We're two weeks out and this fucking sentient 24th chromosome might beat one of the smartest people in the Senate.  because you had a hard time for a few months finding milk on sale.  

This is peak Lobo and I AM HERE FOR IT.
On 10/21/2022 at 5:46 PM, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

 

Herschel: “What are those?”

Looks like we are giving up on democracy because of global inflation?  Makes sense. 

27 minutes ago, CTC2 said:

Looks like we are giving up on democracy because of global inflation?  Makes sense. 

Well, it worked out so well for the Germans in the 30s.

Why should we leave? You leave. You’re the asshole.

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Oh fuck.   SuperGlo is involved

 

 

 

They don't care what he's done, only how he'll vote.

6 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

They don't care what he's done, only how he'll vote.

it might play to the ultra-conservative religious zealots who were likely already hesitant to vote for him because of his skin tone. they might stay home altogether or not vote for either candidate. it would be going against god, after all.

Yeah, this ain't flipping any votes but it may keep a few tens of thousands of voters at home thinking, "Meh, I can't be a part of this guy anymore.  Fuck Warnock, but this Walker guy may be sideways."  

Guy I had coffee with said it's awfully convenient this woman who had his abortion is only coming out now days before the election.  And I thought, "Yeah, because it's such a great time in America to publicly admit to the nation that you had an abortion.  What a fame grab!"  If you come out the week of election day with accusations of theft or fraud or even sexual harassment or extramarital affair or drug use...I think there should be some healthy skepticism about your timing.  But coming out as a rape victim or domestic violence or having got an extramarital abortion, you can wait for the legal system to play out but don't question the timing.  These processes are fucking brutal on women between social media, far right idiots, their own inner circles, church groups, etc.  /rant

The only reason this election is close is because Herschel Walker is an unmitigated disaster and the only reason this election is close is because Republicans don't fucking care.

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Gloria could show a video of Hershel Walker performing an abortion on a teenager he raped and Republicans wouldn’t give a fuck. They’re no longer using the good person vaneer . It’s a fascist party. They only care about power. 

33 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Gloria could show a video of Hershel Walker performing an abortion on a teenager he raped and Republicans wouldn’t give a fuck. They’re no longer using the good person vaneer . It’s a fascist party. They only care about power. 

This, this, a thousand times this.  We (the royal we and the media) need to stop pretending otherwise.  

2 minutes ago, Bama Chick said:

 

 

36 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Gloria could show a video of Hershel Walker performing an abortion on a teenager he raped and Republicans wouldn’t give a fuck. They’re no longer using the good person vaneer . It’s a fascist party. They only care about power. 

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4 hours ago, CTC2 said:

Looks like we are giving up on democracy because of global inflation?  Makes sense. 

 

4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Well, it worked out so well for the Germans in the 30s.

germany was unemployment.  hyperinflation happened in 1923.  the nazis and their stand-ins held a bare handful of seats in the reichstag during that period, and actually lost seats iirc.  the next few years they didn't fare much better, with WWI general and nazi presidential candidate erich ludendorf coming in as the only candidate to poll less than a million votes in the march, 1929, election.  

it wasn't until the great depression started in late 1929 and countries trying to austerity their way out of it that the nazis started having electoral success, getting over 100 seats in the september 1930 election.  hitler and the nazis promised jobs when everyone else was promising unemployment.

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These cunts are offended by is reason, common sense, science and the greater good.  

Republicans would nominate Hitler if said he heard kids were using a litter box in school. Tell me I'm wrong.

There is no bottom for them.  

6 minutes ago, Post Oak said:

These cunts are offended by is reason, common sense, science and the greater good.  

Republicans would nominate Hitler if said he heard kids were using a litter box in school. Tell me I'm wrong.

There is no bottom for them.  

well, one
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When he loses in a couple of weeks, he’ll be back in Las Colinas by sundown.

27 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This, this, a thousand times this.  We (the royal we and the media) need to stop pretending otherwise.  

I haven't been pretending shit, thank you very much.

2 hours ago, Michael Knight said:

The only reason this election is close is because Herschel Walker is an unmitigated disaster and the only reason this election is close is because Republicans don't fucking care.

 

46 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Gloria could show a video of Hershel Walker performing an abortion on a teenager he raped and Republicans wouldn’t give a fuck. They’re no longer using the good person vaneer . It’s a fascist party. They only care about power. 

 

1 minute ago, Post Oak said:

These cunts are offended by is reason, common sense, science and the greater good.  

Republicans would nominate Hitler if said he heard kids were using a litter box in school. Tell me I'm wrong.

There is no bottom for them.  

Three good posts among many others. I should have quoted Satchel as well.

We're becoming the United States of Gaslighting.

That violent mob attack on the Capitol where people were calling for the heads of Mike Pence and Nancy Pelosi? You know, the one you watched yourself? It's not really an insurrection led by the president. It's not what you saw. You can't take action or expect your government to take swift action. All the conspirators taking the Fifth comprises an absence of evidence which is, of course, evidence of absence. 

Herschel Walker isn't a dangerous moron, he's a good candidate for the Senate. You say you see him lying and fumbling with simple concepts and failing basic tests of coherence? He's a good candidate for the Senate because of the number of people who will vote for him.

You see the Russians fucking with our elections and continuing to corrupt our processes with money and lies.. Their invasion of Ukraine and their subsequent common place war crimes is the fault of Joe Biden and Ukraine. Russia is not our enemy. Socialist Democrats and Joe Biden are our enemy.

We make the jokes about Walker. The press devastates him for lying and idiocy. I think there is some expectation that this will damage Walder because it absolutely slam-dunk should. 

But, no.

I agree with Satchel. The easily laughable becomes depressing to me in this case. GOPs don't get laughed or shamed out of office. A large plurality of the electorate has no sense of irony, humor, or shame. A small plurality is on the fence about it. The rest of us watch with mouths agape.

I have no idea what to do about it. I'll vote. Big deal.

3 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

They don't care what he's done, only how he'll vote.

It's all about the seat, not who occupies it(R).  

I'm having trouble believing this latest woman.  She claims he wrote her a poem.  Does anyone really believe he knows how to write?

4 minutes ago, Nothing To Add said:

I'm having trouble believing this latest woman.  She claims he wrote her a poem.  Does anyone really believe he knows how to write?

Rose are red,

violets are blue

Herschel wants to sex you.

 

 

Yeah, I think he could pull that off.

26 minutes ago, Satchel said:

When he loses in a couple of weeks, he’ll be back in Las Colinas by sundown.

is he doing the drywall up there at the new mcdonalds?

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Float like a burger fly

Stink like it bee

You should give some pussy to me

holy shit, right on cue

  

54 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

well, one
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Holy shit I’ve never seen a bodyguard step in quicker. That’s faster than secret service reacting to gunfire. 

33 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Rose are red,

violets are blue

Herschel wants to sex you.

 

 

Yeah, I think he could pull that off.

 

People in Georgia are not this dumb!

Graham's final words on the tape. 

United States of Gaslighting. You're not really watching a moronic liar being defended by a slick liar who is running from a subpoena in fucking Georgia.

 

Oh, his poem:

O my Luve is like a red, red rose

   That’s newly sprung in June;

O my Luve is like the melody

   That’s sweetly played in tune.

 

So fair art thou, my bonnie lass,

   So deep in luve am I;

And I will luve thee still, my dear,

   Till a’ the seas gang dry.

 

Till a’ the seas gang dry, my dear,

   And the rocks melt wi’ the sun;

I will love thee still, my dear,

   While the sands o’ life shall run.

 

And fare thee weel, my only luve!

   And fare thee weel awhile!

And I will come again, my luve,

   Though it were ten thousand mile.

 

Herschel wrote it at the same time he was composing his valedictory address at Georgia. He'd just come back from creating a Veterans' Center and healing the sick.

He's a remarkable man.

26 minutes ago, Grade of D as in David said:

Smart bringing in Lindsay to defend Hershel, there's no way he's ever paid for an abortion.

But he may have had one. 

if you're a fan of lazy halloween costumes like me, just put on a polo shirt and jeans and snag a fake sheriff's badge and put it in your pocket.

then when someone says, "what's your costume?"  you can just take it out and say, "i'm herschel walker".

thank me later.

2 hours ago, henrygandorf said:

if you're a fan of lazy halloween costumes like me, just put on a polo shirt and jeans and snag a fake sheriff's badge and put it in your pocket.

then when someone says, "what's your costume?"  you can just take it out and say, "i'm herschel walker".

thank me later.

And if you're a fan of intricate halloween costumes, make a paper mache head in your own likeness attached to your shoulder to go along with the polo shirt, jeans, and badge. You know, for the multiple personality disorder

 

Michael Scott on Twitter: "Happy Halloween! From Michael Scott, and paper  mache Michael Scott http://t.co/jcorE3kL9i" / Twitter

Herschel Walker winning this race is going to be a key point for generations of niche historians, that is of course assuming real historians exist in the future. 

12 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Herschel Walker winning this race is going to be a key point for generations of niche historians, that is of course assuming real historians exist in the future. 

It won't matter in Texas, because schools in this state aren't allowed to talk about black people.

49 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

Herschel Walker winning this race is going to be a key point for generations of niche historians, that is of course assuming real historians exist in the future. 

Well, a lot of it should start with people who thought he would never win. This thread is full of that sort of thing. We are about to elect a ton of really bad people across the country and Dems cheered it on. They thought that people could never just click R when that R was a reprehensible person. They even helped some of them win the primaries. As if they learned nothing from the Trump victory. It was always going to be close and if Walker wins, then it should come with zero shock. Unless people get serious about messaging and understanding that Walker is going to be looked at as an Einstein compared to what is coming down the road, then we are fucked beyond repair. But let’s go ahead and celebrate idiots winning primaries as long as we win Twitter.  Or I forgot, they just lost that too. 

3 hours ago, South Austin said:

It won't matter in Texas, because schools in this state aren't allowed to talk about black people.

what's a black people?

2 hours ago, Dr. Teeth said:

Well, a lot of it should start with people who thought he would never win. This thread is full of that sort of thing. We are about to elect a ton of really bad people across the country and Dems cheered it on. They thought that people could never just click R when that R was a reprehensible person. They even helped some of them win the primaries. As if they learned nothing from the Trump victory. It was always going to be close and if Walker wins, then it should come with zero shock. Unless people get serious about messaging and understanding that Walker is going to be looked at as an Einstein compared to what is coming down the road, then we are fucked beyond repair. But let’s go ahead and celebrate idiots winning primaries as long as we win Twitter.  Or I forgot, they just lost that too. 

The blame is on republicans and Republicans only. Democrats and the left can't do shit to police Republicans. Only Republicans can, and they refuse to. 

1 hour ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

what's a black people?

The folks who were at the center of a valiant struggle for state's rights.  

Americans are too stupid for self governance, maybe someone will conquer us and bring us freedom

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