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5 minutes ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

*** you’re mom

**** Your momma and your cousin, too  

Just noticed that Doug Flutie introduced him at the press conference last night. Did all the Nugenix make him crazy or something?

Edited by 4th&Five
Makes sense I guess: Flutie and Walker were teammates in 1985 on the New Jersey Generals, a USFL team once owned by Donald Trump.

1 hour ago, mchookem said:

*you're

*me and my mom

**my mom and me

** my father’s holding (subject of gerund phrase is possessive)

He gets a couple points back for “adulteresses”

1 hour ago, 4th&Five said:

Just noticed that Doug Flutie introduced him at the press conference last night. Did all the Nugenix make him crazy or something?

You made the list Flutie!

Any ‘normal’ dick head Georgia R wins this race 

Pendejos 

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5 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

 It's easy to see, despite being a man of the cognitive ability of a comatose grasshopper, we know Herschel is apparently scared of MTG's cloven hooves.

Let this be the last we ever hear of this jackass and his son.  Bye losers.

****adultrixes

dont care if it’s correct, trix is a better and sexier suffix than tress and should be used exclusively. 

4 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Savage:

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That “Warnock is a wife beating asshole too” bit is perhaps the worst example of the pot calling the silverware black I’ve ever seen.

21 minutes ago, TeeDubya said:

 It's easy to see, despite being a man of the cognitive ability of a comatose grasshopper, we know Herschel is apparently scared of MTG's cloven hooves.

As any man, woman or child should be.

3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

What did he do that was so wrong other than lost that jackass bit at the gas station like two years ago?  

He's just a generic conservative commenter with shitty opinions, he hasn't really done anything horrible. He's young enough where he can be redeemed, imo.

I don’t think he’s conservative rather I think he’s an attention hoe.

He’ll be on a reality tv show in 2-3 years—big brother, light skinned niggas edition of “Survivor”, or someone’s bff on one of the Real Housewives shows.

2 hours ago, 4th&Five said:

Just noticed that Doug Flutie introduced him at the press conference last night. Did all the Nugenix make him crazy or something?

It turns out that I might have had a couple too many rum and Cokes on a weeknight but I'm proud of you for having put this together.  Good post sir. 

Congratulations Senator Tuberville.  He gets to hold on to his prestigious office as Senate Stupidity Leader.

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16 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Joe Biden Lol GIF

Strongest, like bench press?  Yeah, maybe.

But I'm not sure that makes up for his brain being the size a retarded walnut.

1 hour ago, Pancho said:

I don’t think he’s conservative rather I think he’s an attention hoe.

He’ll be on a reality tv show in 2-3 years—big brother, light skinned niggas edition of “Survivor”, or someone’s bff on one of the Real Housewives shows.

He might not really be personally conservative but he is definitely in on the grift. He spouts a lot of right-wing talking points.

2 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

****adultrixes

dont care if it’s correct, trix is a better and sexier suffix than tress and should be used exclusively. 

Silly Pato, trix are for kids. 

18 hours ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

And even with all that, they win 51/49. If Republicans put up candidates that didn't hold guns to heads and talk about werewolves, they'd be winning in a landslide.


Warnock ran for the same office, against a non-werewolve candidate less than 2 years ago, he not only didn’t lose by a landslide but he won,    So not really accurate.   

8 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Joe Biden Lol GIF

If one feels the need to advertise oneself as "alpha male", I guaran-fucking-tee you he's the exact opposite.  I'm positive my 21 yo niece (no pics) could use her faded taekwondo training to wipe the floor w/ him. 

21 hours ago, Chooky said:

Looking back on it, Herschel Walker might have been a flawed candidate.

The fact that Herschel barely lost, I'm glad that he ran. A halfway competent GOP candidate would most likely have beaten Warnock. Dems need to continually push Trump and the Q fanatics to run more Walkers. 

13 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Joe Biden Lol GIF

If the measurement is how many pushups they can do then I agree.

Analysis: How Raphael Warnock defeated Herschel Walker (ajc.com)

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“Herschel was like a plane crash into a train wreck that rolled into a dumpster fire. And an orphanage. Then an animal shelter. You kind of had to watch it squinting through one eye between your fingers,” said Dan McLagan, an adviser to Agriculture Commissioner Gary Black, one of Walker’s defeated rivals in the GOP primary.

 

A reminder.  This was the GOP primary in GA.  Explains how the werewolf candidate got 49% in the general, Georgia republicans are fucking morons. 
 

 

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15 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

Joe Biden Lol GIF

If you have to put alpha male after your name then most likely you're not.

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8 hours ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

If one feels the need to advertise oneself as "alpha male", I guaran-fucking-tee you he's the exact opposite.  I'm positive my 21 yo niece (no pics) could use her faded taekwondo training to wipe the floor w/ him. 

pretty sure that account is parody

59 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

pretty sure that account is parody

Yeah, I think we talked about this a few months back.  He kinda ebbs and flows.  Sometimes he's so over the top, it has to be satire.  And then other times, he just kinda makes cursory takes, albeit shitty ones, on legit news stories.  But since the mid-terms, he's been so sublime, I'm starting to think it's performative.  I'll give him credit though, he toes the line pretty well.  I start on these pro-MAGA rants sometimes with friends and family using buzzwords and intonation tricks, but after like 90 seconds...I just start laughing at myself and can't get through it.  He keeps it up pretty good.  I'd have broken character long ago. 

 

I wonder how his monetization of all this is going in all honesty

I had a Herschel Walker poster when I was a kid. I got it after this play:

 

9 hours ago, Ted Lange said:

 

Four times in one night??  Pic of Christians friend?

On 12/7/2022 at 9:38 PM, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

 

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“Any man who says ‘I’m an alpha male’ is no true, alpha male…”

16 hours ago, Horn Dog said:

Four times in one night??  Pic of Christians friend?

I bet it's closer to this than what you're hoping.

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On 12/12/2022 at 9:07 AM, Horn Dog said:

Four times in one night??  Pic of Christians friend?

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“Matt Schlapp of the CPAC grabbed my junk and pummeled it at length, and I’m sitting there thinking what the hell is going on, that this person is literally doing this to me,” the staffer said in the video.

“From the bar to the Hilton Garden Inn, he has his hands on me. And I feel so fucking dirty. I feel so fucking dirty,” he said.

I'm surprised the simulation didnt make the dude's name Richard Schlapp

Edited by Blotto

2 hours ago, Francisco 2.0 said:

Please be true. Please be true. Please be true.

 

 

No mere mortal could ever write a story this amazing, and dripping with irony.

 

I'm stunned to hear how seemingly well the Walker campaign handled that on behalf of the staffer. 

 

Well a good ball carrier like Herschel is Only gonna surround himself with the best handling staff. 

  • Gil Bang changed the title to I'm a super-conservative dude, and a Herschel Walker supporter, but his staffer's cock is irresistible for me, even though I'm super-straight ALPHA
Please be true. Please be true. Please be true.
 
 
I’m sure that Herschel was behind the plan to identify gays in the campaign and oust them. You see, Herschel knew that if he sent Matt to grab a bunch of guys’ crotches, they would be able to fire anyone who got an erection. 
 

Could care less is Schlapp is gay or not, but it doesn’t seem far fetched for a conservative leader to lead a double life.

When the story started, I assumed this staffer was a relatively young gop guy. Who else gets driver duty. No, he’s in his late 30s. Walker was paying middle-aged worker salaries to drive people? No wonder he lost if his campaign did that.

my prediction is that Schlapp’s employer pays this guy off with gop funds. Now if this story leads to similar stories then Schlapp will need to sit his wife down for a talk.

I'm guessing the wife knows and she's stuck around for the financial security and access to the cocktail parties. Now that he's embarrassed her publicly, she'll take half his shit and move on. 

6 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

Wait what the fuck is happening in here

Same thing that always happen.

Uber conservative is closeted and gropes men.  Plot twist: it was not a child, so that's something 

Well you see Celery Man, there was this bull and these two cows and the bull said "Nah, I want something better" to the two cows.......so he grabbed the dick of the dude next to him for cash and who knows what happened after that.  

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