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Charles Maund (of Charles Maund Toyota) indicted in murder-for-hire plot

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Just now, Gourmand said:

I'm slightly skeptical about this, only one google review and posted less than a week ago??  Maybe someone with knowledge of the investigation trolling him?

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Prolly some journalist. 

I dunno about Austin, but the story I heard growing up in dfw was that the metroplex mafia families used car dealerships as their fronts. WO bankston was one for sure, can’t remember others. 

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1 hour ago, jimmyjazz said:

before the dashboard lit up like a Christmas tree and my wife pulled over.

Humblebrag thread is over there, pal. 

18 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I dunno about Austin, but the story I heard growing up in dfw was that the metroplex mafia families used car dealerships as their fronts. WO bankston was one for sure, can’t remember others. 

The Mafia is not nearly clever enough to figure out how to wash money using a domiciled in-house financing cash systems.  After the 1970's...it would blow you away how fucking stupid the Italian Cosa Nostra was.  I mean like legit mentally retarded.  Beyond fucking stupid.  They inherited a fool-proof system and managed to fuck if up to where it not only lost money, got them sent to prison, but it also made it so they killed each other so we wouldn't have to do it for 'em.  Literally the dumbest fucking "white people" in U.S. History were the Italians in 1980's United States.  If I sound racially insensitive, let me repeat, Italians are fucking stupid.  That they get to call themselves a part of any race is an offense to every single fucking race on the face of God's Green Earth.  

2 hours ago, Jester said:

Would have preferred it be that annoying Kia guy.  Oh well.

That guy is Mrs. Brat’s cousin.

Read in one article that Erik used a company phone other than his to contact her that he was coming into town. Dude has monet, get a rando burner phone, dumbass.

I'm sure his defense attorney is going to say he had nothing to do with requesting they be murdered but the 750,000 and his being a tightwad and using a company phone means there is probably evidence he did.

1 hour ago, Gourmand said:

Yep, Austin's own Racehorse Haynes. I've met Perry a few times, very nice guy and an excellent attorney.

Yes he is - I paid him a few large back in the day.

 

22 minutes ago, Kennythetiger said:

Humblebrag thread is over there, pal. 

Certainly isn’t the sequoia part. Oh wait are you talking about a wife that knows to pull over when the dashboard lights up?

12 minutes ago, Lobo said:

The Mafia is not nearly clever enough to figure out how to wash money using a domiciled in-house financing cash systems.  After the 1970's...it would blow you away how fucking stupid the Italian Cosa Nostra was.  I mean like legit mentally retarded.  Beyond fucking stupid.  They inherited a fool-proof system and managed to fuck if up to where it not only lost money, got them sent to prison, but it also made it so they killed each other so we wouldn't have to do it for 'em.  Literally the dumbest fucking "white people" in U.S. History were the Italians in 1980's United States.  If I sound racially insensitive, let me repeat, Italians are fucking stupid.  That they get to call themselves a part of any race is an offense to every single fucking race on the face of God's Green Earth.  

That doesn't keep folks from trying to pull it off, though ...

https://www.autonews.com/dealers/bart-reagor-found-guilty-making-false-statement-bank-reports-say

https://abc7amarillo.com/news/local/reagor-dykes-auto-group-timeline-and-how-the-wheels-fell-off

https://kfyo.com/bart-reagor-proclaims-his-innocence-on-facebook/

4 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

Holy shit. I was friends with his daughter back in the day. 
 

edit: I guess it’s actually my friend’s older brother. 

I don't get it. Were you friends with a guy or a girl? Were they related to Charles Maund?

2 hours ago, Gourmand said:

Just make sure you're more Covert about it after.....

Otherwise you might end up on Nyle. 

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

 

I stumbled across this article over the weekend about people that try hiring a hitman online using the website hireahitman.com. It sounds too stupid to be true but apparently this broad is getting sentenced in January. 

https://www.rollingstone.com/culture/culture-features/rent-a-hitman-wendy-wein-murder-for-hire-sting-operation-1066756/

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1 hour ago, Deej said:

I might pay someone to take out these two.

 

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If I was putting a hit out it would be on that wanna be Kenny Loggins guy that sang the CAPITOL CHEVY GEO song from the 90s. 

2 hours ago, Jester said:

Would have preferred it be that annoying Kia guy.  Oh well.

 

3 hours ago, StruggleBus said:

Toyotas are for women and children

land cruisers are the shit

5 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

"Maund allegedly paid more than $750,000 to silence the pair in March 2020, according to a federal indictment unsealed Monday."

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Thats like 2 5 star WR's dammit.  Motherfucker.

I still can't wrap my head around the extortion attempt and the subsequent double murder. Why wouldn't you just either a) call the guy's bluff and deal with the consequences with your wife/family if your shit got put on blast or b) pay him off for far less money than it would have cost to have two people whacked without the risk of going to prison for the rest of your life? Surely there's more here than we're being told....the only way that response makes any sense proportionally is if there was criminal conduct involved on the part of Maund that risked being exposed by the two dead victims.

 

 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

If I sound racially insensitive, let me repeat, Italians are fucking stupid.  That they get to call themselves a part of any race is an offense to every single fucking race on the face of God's Green Earth.  

But the food, clothes, and cars tho. Kinda almost makes up for it.   

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

I don't get it. Were you friends with a guy or a girl? Were they related to Charles Maund?

Girl. This murderers sister.  They are the Maund kids. 

7 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

Girl. This murderers sister.  They are the Maund kids. 

Is she hot and did you sex her?

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

The Mafia is not nearly clever enough to figure out how to wash money using a domiciled in-house financing cash systems.  After the 1970's...it would blow you away how fucking stupid the Italian Cosa Nostra was.  I mean like legit mentally retarded.  Beyond fucking stupid.  They inherited a fool-proof system and managed to fuck if up to where it not only lost money, got them sent to prison, but it also made it so they killed each other so we wouldn't have to do it for 'em.  Literally the dumbest fucking "white people" in U.S. History were the Italians in 1980's United States.  If I sound racially insensitive, let me repeat, Italians are fucking stupid.  That they get to call themselves a part of any race is an offense to every single fucking race on the face of God's Green Earth.  

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5 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Worst car dealership in Austin.  Sleazy, unethical, stupid people.

Apple Toyota on south I 35 back in the day was way way worse. 
 

Dont know what’s up with Toyota dealerships in Austin.

He probably didn't want to lose half his shit in a divorce. Maybe he does have some buried skeletons and an angry ex-wife would know exactly where. I don't know what half his shit is worth but I'll bet it is substantial. 

2 hours ago, Gourmand said:

I still can't wrap my head around the extortion attempt and the subsequent double murder. Why wouldn't you just either a) call the guy's bluff and deal with the consequences with your wife/family if your shit got put on blast or b) pay him off for far less money than it would have cost to have two people whacked without the risk of going to prison for the rest of your life? Surely there's more here than we're being told....the only way that response makes any sense proportionally is if there was criminal conduct involved on the part of Maund that risked being exposed by the two dead victims.

 

 

More money than brain cells coupled with some latent sociopathy?

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

The Mafia is not nearly clever enough to figure out how to wash money using a domiciled in-house financing cash systems.  After the 1970's...it would blow you away how fucking stupid the Italian Cosa Nostra was.  I mean like legit mentally retarded.  Beyond fucking stupid.  They inherited a fool-proof system and managed to fuck if up to where it not only lost money, got them sent to prison, but it also made it so they killed each other so we wouldn't have to do it for 'em.  Literally the dumbest fucking "white people" in U.S. History were the Italians in 1980's United States.  If I sound racially insensitive, let me repeat, Italians are fucking stupid.  That they get to call themselves a part of any race is an offense to every single fucking race on the face of God's Green Earth.  

I take it you don’t like the Dutch?

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

The Mafia is not nearly clever enough to figure out how to wash money using a domiciled in-house financing cash systems.  After the 1970's...it would blow you away how fucking stupid the Italian Cosa Nostra was.  I mean like legit mentally retarded.  Beyond fucking stupid.  They inherited a fool-proof system and managed to fuck if up to where it not only lost money, got them sent to prison, but it also made it so they killed each other so we wouldn't have to do it for 'em.  Literally the dumbest fucking "white people" in U.S. History were the Italians in 1980's United States.  If I sound racially insensitive, let me repeat, Italians are fucking stupid.  That they get to call themselves a part of any race is an offense to every single fucking race on the face of God's Green Earth.  

Whatsa matter you..... gotta no respect.... aw shaddup you face

21 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

I take it you don’t like the Dutch?

Nah man, Dutch is good people. 

3 hours ago, Lobo said:

The Mafia is not nearly clever enough to figure out how to wash money using a domiciled in-house financing cash systems.  After the 1970's...it would blow you away how fucking stupid the Italian Cosa Nostra was.  I mean like legit mentally retarded.  Beyond fucking stupid.  They inherited a fool-proof system and managed to fuck if up to where it not only lost money, got them sent to prison, but it also made it so they killed each other so we wouldn't have to do it for 'em.  Literally the dumbest fucking "white people" in U.S. History were the Italians in 1980's United States.  If I sound racially insensitive, let me repeat, Italians are fucking stupid.  That they get to call themselves a part of any race is an offense to every single fucking race on the face of God's Green Earth.  

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44 minutes ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

I take it you don’t like the Dutch?

 

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I can't get over that there are multiple professional hitmen with companies who are former military. And why did he need 3 of them?

4 hours ago, Lobo said:

The Mafia is not nearly clever enough to figure out how to wash money using a domiciled in-house financing cash systems.  After the 1970's...it would blow you away how fucking stupid the Italian Cosa Nostra was.  I mean like legit mentally retarded.  Beyond fucking stupid.  They inherited a fool-proof system and managed to fuck if up to where it not only lost money, got them sent to prison, but it also made it so they killed each other so we wouldn't have to do it for 'em.  Literally the dumbest fucking "white people" in U.S. History were the Italians in 1980's United States.  If I sound racially insensitive, let me repeat, Italians are fucking stupid.  That they get to call themselves a part of any race is an offense to every single fucking race on the face of God's Green Earth.  

The Italians just needed more juice. 

 

 

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So how much money exactly is there in owning a car dealership if a guy who only partially owns one can casually throw $750k around?

13 hours ago, Ghost of LL said:

I'd hit it.

Sorry you are too late; someone else already had it hit

Shouldn't the victims have said, "And if anything happens to us, my attorney will go to a safe deposit box in an undisclosed location and remove the dossier we've placed there for safekeeping. He will then hand over that dossier to a trusted reporter, and all your little secrets will be exposed...."

Maybe for once these are two people who did not watch enough TV. 

Yep, Austin's own Racehorse Haynes. I've met Perry a few times, very nice guy and an excellent attorney.

He was a friend in HS. I know some things. Lol

I seriously doubt these…

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have the mental wherewithal to come up with this…

 

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"And if anything happens to us, my attorney will go to a safe deposit box in an undisclosed location and remove the dossier we've placed there for safekeeping. He will then hand over that dossier to a trusted reporter, and all your little secrets will be exposed...."

 

 

 

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A couple of years ago, I took my wife’s Sequoia in for annual maintenance since I’d just bought a truck from there. It’s a ‘12 but has 60K miles. Not even broken in by Toyota standards.

When I went to pick it up, the service guy comes out and says it has a head gasket leak, hands me a quote for $3,500, and asks when I’d like to schedule the work. I asked him to show me the leak. Fucker looked like I’d just slapped him across the face. He said they’d cleaned it up. I said show me where you cleaned. It should be nice and shiny. He said never mind and walked away. A quick Google showed that’s a pretty common scam at multiple Toyota dealerships. I’ll never go back there because of that BS.

Clearly he didn’t know your name was Cooter.
8 hours ago, used2b said:

I can't get over that there are multiple professional hitmen with companies who are former military. And why did he need 3 of them?

Charm

9 hours ago, used2b said:

I can't get over that there are multiple professional hitmen with companies who are former military. And why did he need 3 of them?

He's a car salesman.  Do you even "Volume", bro?  HE'S NOT GONNA BE UNDERSOLD, DAN! 

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9 hours ago, used2b said:

I can't get over that there are multiple professional hitmen with companies who are former military. And why did he need 3 of them?

If I had to pick people from my past who might've become hitmen, the top 137 guesses would be Marines.

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15 minutes ago, Your Mom said:

If I had to pick people from my past who might've become hitmen, the top 137 guesses would be Marines.

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10 hours ago, DanRydell said:

So how much money exactly is there in owning a car dealership if a guy who only partially owns one can casually throw $750k around?

Well he's definitely surly 1%, his house is right off the 6th tee at the Austin Country Club. Lucky sperm club indeed.

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i'm not admitting to knowing the going rate for murder but $750,000 for a hit seems high.  

8 minutes ago, gsoda3 said:

i'm not admitting to knowing the going rate for murder but $750,000 for a hit seems high.  

Well it was for 2 people

19 hours ago, Jester said:

Would have preferred it be that annoying Kia guy.  Oh well.

Speaking of......I thought kia guy was banging that hot Caroline chick.  Caroline is worth losing half.

 

 

15 minutes ago, ZB'Tejas said:

Well it was for 2 people

$100,000 tops.

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