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28 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Signed,

Joe Mixon

Look these dumb whores just need to get with the program - they need to just be collateral damage to my team winning a title. 

Some of these responses are quite amazing and say a lot about what is wrong with people and sports in general. The fucked up treatment of women (as well as plenty of others) is ridiculous and any justification of the action is ridiculous. Bare minimum, kick him off the team. If legally it gets worked out and he is good enough to play, he’ll get an opportunity and hopefully learn from it.

1 hour ago, Brew said:

Some of these responses are quite amazing and say a lot about what is wrong with people and sports in general. The fucked up treatment of women (as well as plenty of others) is ridiculous and any justification of the action is ridiculous. Bare minimum, kick him off the team. If legally it gets worked out and he is good enough to play, he’ll get an opportunity and hopefully learn from it.

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12 hours ago, Beau Vine said:

 I also love that he told the girl that he "unsent" the message.

It was a foolproof plan

 

Buy the Ferris Bueller house!

And he would have gotten away with too of it hadn’t have been for you pesky kids and that mangy mutt.

If nothing else we'll find out what Sark thinks of this kid's future ability to contribute. If he just waits until the story is nothing anymore and reinstates him he's expecting him to be a contributor. If he thinks he can't hack it he'll cut him and free up the transfer spot. 

  • 9 months later...

Should’ve kicked his ass off after the 2nd incident. Some people never learn. That drug dealing TE a couple years ago from Oklahoma  was a total 5 year waste of a scholarship (fuck you herman) but at least he stayed out of trouble after the first arrest in high school.

Depends on what he did and how likely he is to start next season. Nothing out about it yet? 

Edited by Hermanator

23 minutes ago, Helobious said:

Should’ve kicked his ass off after the 2nd incident. Some people never learn. That drug dealing TE a couple years ago from Oklahoma  was a total 5 year waste of a scholarship (fuck you herman) but at least he stayed out of trouble after the first arrest in high school.

He ended up going to medical school. Not sure if he can get a DEA controlled substance license, though. 

Edited by ImissWallyPryor

Ishmael Ibraheem, oy vey! I wonder what it took to sell out his teammates. Guessing 30 silver coins sounds about right.

28 minutes ago, Hermanator said:

Depends on what he did and how likely he is to start next season. Nothing out about it yet? 

Not assuming anything but maybe having to do with the revenge porn thing? 

8 minutes ago, Nicole44 said:

Not assuming anything but maybe having to do with the revenge porn thing? 

Who knows?  But maybe the juice isn't worth the squeeze with this guy?

46 minutes ago, ImissWallyPryor said:

He ended up going to medical school. Not sure if he can get a DEA controlled substance license, though. 

His dad was a millionaire NCAA head basketball coach. Good for him I guess but he probably didn’t need to take up a roster spot here to turn out fine in life. 
 

Who am I kidding if he didn’t come here someone equally as shitty would’ve been in his place.

1 hour ago, Helobious said:

Should’ve kicked his ass off after the 2nd incident. Some people never learn. That drug dealing TE a couple years ago from Oklahoma  was a total 5 year waste of a scholarship (fuck you herman) but at least he stayed out of trouble after the first arrest in high school.

So your example of a routine malcontent is a guy who made one mistake before he got here and then was never in trouble again? Interesting.

UTPD told 247 Ibraheem was arrested Assault- Family/Dating Violence and interfering with a 911 Call.

6 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

So your example of a routine malcontent is a guy who made one mistake before he got here and then was never in trouble again? Interesting.

You left out being a bad football player.  

33 minutes ago, Fud said:

UTPD told 247 Ibraheem was arrested Assault- Family/Dating Violence and interfering with a 911 Call.

Undefeated. 

7 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

So your example of a routine malcontent is a guy who made one mistake before he got here and then was never in trouble again? Interesting.

That’s the exact opposite of my point. He was an example of someone that messed up and didn’t do it again, hence the “at least…”. Congrats

What a dipshit

 

12 hours ago, Helobious said:

Should’ve kicked his ass off after the 2nd incident. Some people never learn. That drug dealing TE a couple years ago from Oklahoma  was a total 5 year waste of a scholarship (fuck you herman) but at least he stayed out of trouble after the first arrest in high school.

Didn't he end up getting a pharmacy degree or something?

“According to the report, an officer was dispatched to 309 E 21st Street on Monday around 9:43 p.m. There, the 19-year-old victim, Ibraheem’s girlfriend, told the officer she was involved in a physical altercation and that Ibraheem had pushed her down the stairs outside his bedroom.”

There’s no place for this fucking idiot at Texas. Let him transfer to ou. 

19 minutes ago, TXRed said:

“According to the report, an officer was dispatched to 309 E 21st Street on Monday around 9:43 p.m. There, the 19-year-old victim, Ibraheem’s girlfriend, told the officer she was involved in a physical altercation and that Ibraheem had pushed her down the stairs outside his bedroom.”

There’s no place for this fucking idiot at Texas. Let him transfer to ou. 

Nebraska could use a man of his ill repute.

Edited by Fondren & Main

6 hours ago, Fud said:

UTPD told 247 Ibraheem was arrested Assault- Family/Dating Violence and interfering with a 911 Call.

Fuck him and portal his ass to OU

5 minutes ago, FloridaHorn said:

Fuck him and portal his ass to OU

 

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Put your hands on a woman and you should be gone, first strike. Zero leeway on that. Fuck him, hit the bricks pal

47 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Nebraska could use a man of his ill repute.

Depends on whether or not there was a mailbox at the bottom of the stairs.

6 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Depends on whether or not there was a mailbox at the bottom of the stairs.

Well, he did ring twice. 

18 hours ago, Hank_Hill said:

So your example of a routine malcontent is a guy who made one mistake before he got here and then was never in trouble again? Interesting.

and who I believe went on to medical school after graduating. 

1 minute ago, Pato del Muerto said:

and who I believe went on to medical school after graduating. 

Well, as an absolute degenerate doctor I can tell you that means jack shit. But yea.

On 12/14/2021 at 8:27 AM, Randolph Duke said:

I'm wondering if the hard lesson that actions have consequences might improve this guy's life. It seems allowing him to continue to make bad decisions and never being held accountable is what would ultimately ruin his life. He certainly didn't seem to learn anything from how he was treated after his first run-in with the law.

Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

You talking about personal responsibility? 😁

On 12/14/2021 at 8:27 AM, Randolph Duke said:

Not everyone who shits on you is your enemy.

sometimes you pay extra for that.

8 hours ago, Bigbend1812 said:

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GTFO

There ain’t shit on TV tonight but fortunately I’ve got this to watch until it’s sleepy night night time 

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