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Never had a beard before now, and it's getting a bit unruly. What are you fuckers using to keep from looking like you're homeless?

I use the Wahl stainless steel lithium2.0. It's not surly 2%'er but this trimmer works like a champ and is under $100. Another perk is the battery holds a charge forever it seems.

I’ve used one of the Philips Norelco trimmers like the one below for the past couple years and really like it. It collects the trimmings in the device that you empty periodically so they don’t spill all over your sink when using it. 

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These do a pretty good job of cleaning that stuff off of your face:

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Edited by DalTxHornFan

PT45 Beard Trimmer from the Beard Club. Use a Phillips Norelco Bodygroom 7000 for everything else.

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16 hours ago, immamac said:

manscaped lawnmower 4.0 use discount code SURLYHORNS for 20% off and free shipping. your welcome.

I thought those were just for your balls?  Do they come with beard guards, too?

Timely thread. I spent about 6 months of the last 18 in rural WV and somehow assimilated more than expected.  Need to get myself back to real world standards in the faceneck area. 

braun cruzer 6. just ordered new batteries to keep it going

On 12/15/2021 at 10:23 PM, Mother mopar said:

I use the Wahl stainless steel lithium2.0. It's not surly 2%'er but this trimmer works like a champ and is under $100. Another perk is the battery holds a charge forever it seems.
 

Wahl ftw

I finally figured out that the only difference between a dog trimmer and a beard trimmer is about fifty bucks.

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