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And he stole the election.

And the whole world knows it.

You are a really poor quality troll.  We had much better ones on the Shag.  How sad to keep switching screen names to keep up such a bad troll act. 

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im not a freaking troll. I'm just tired of all the chickenshit babble.

I've narrowed it down. In 6 months youll see how right I am.

6 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

You are a really poor quality troll.  We had much better ones on the Shag.  How sad to keep switching screen names to keep up such a bad troll act. 

It really is annoying.

Stop spamming the board.  We get it.  And the majority of people posting/reading this forum agree with you for the most part, but this type of thread does nothing to move the conversation forward.  It probably works against you/the message by alienating everyone. 

 

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9 minutes ago, Mojo Hand said:

You are a really poor quality troll.  We had much better ones on the Shag.  How sad to keep switching screen names to keep up such a bad troll act. 

Stupid. You people ban truth telling.

Doing this kind of shit everywhere in America is why humanity gets raped by the evil & powerful, and nothing ever changes.

Why are you people so terrified of the blatantly obvious truth.

It says The Truth Shall Set You Free over the archway entrance to the UT clock tower, yet you people would rather debate shit to death. No wonder all that building is known for is a human slaughter by a military trained sharp shooter. How flipping ironic.

Have some balls! You do that, you win a championship in football, instead of being laughed at by engineers from Rice.

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3 minutes ago, SimonBolivar said:

It really is annoying.

As are you to me.

I don't care about your fucking "feelings". That's how the truth dies, because it makes somebody feel uncomfortable.

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Go ahead, ignore the truth and me all you want.

But I will bet you everything on earth what I say proves true.

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several years ago I noticed that the internet was awash with fake Russian and Conservative post bots, including shaggybevo. I was banned for pointing this out. This shit just stole America.

I was right and I was called the troll.

I'm telling you right now, they're gonna fire Mueller and try to bury his investigation, then they're gonna attack dissent. This is China / Stalin 101.

If you let this happen, your children will be slaves.

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I noticed the creation of the alt right years ago.

I also know a few other secrets about the theft of the election. It was coordinated out of Los Angeles. Where I live. When I arrived to LA I was tweeting with Andrew Breitbart. Shockingly he died about the same time I arrived.

Go back and look at the L.A Times election polls, they were the ONLY poll predicting a Trump victory. Breitbart has offices close to the LA Times. The LA Times knew fix was in.

Now the LA Times has been sold to a rich Asian.

I'm telling you, America is under attack.

Anyone else starting to miss Swam?

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i might get killed ya know. I've been physically attacked & run over by a car.

I'm serious. 

I could tell you some stuff about The Russians. Later, maybe.

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Just now, Tyler Durden said:

Shut your mouth.

This is a little threatening.

Fight Club was a story set in LA about not talking about .......

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Don't worry, Tyler. Nobody's (everybody's) listening.

17 minutes ago, sugar said:

several years ago I noticed that the internet was awash with fake Russian and Conservative post bots, including shaggybevo. I was banned for pointing this out.

So what was your shaggy user name?

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5 minutes ago, DixonHur said:

Anyone else starting to miss Swam?

He might not be real. Anymore.

Repeal & Replace.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

So what was your shaggy user name?

 

1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

So what was your shaggy user name?

I don't remember. I wrote some excellent shit about Garrett Gilbert though, specifically how he was destined for One Flew Over The Cuckoos nest pillow ending because Mack Brown broke his brain.

Strangely enough, MB did the same thing to David Ash.

Heckuva job, Brownie.

Man, that's a shame that you can't remember your own user name.

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You ever notice that 

Major = Pentagon

Apple = New York 

White = White House

And Major was #11. His last year was 2001. He beat Washington.

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1 minute ago, jimmyjazz said:

Man, that's a shame that you can't remember your own user name.

It was a line of dialogue in Whatever Happened To Baby Jane.

Anyone want to join me for an afternoon fatwa?

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Canada good.

44 minutes ago, sugar said:

 

I don't remember. I wrote some excellent shit about Garrett Gilbert though, specifically how he was destined for One Flew Over The Cuckoos nest pillow ending because Mack Brown broke his brain.

Strangely enough, MB did the same thing to David Ash.

Heckuva job, Brownie.

I hate Trump, he's an annoying cunt....just like you. 

I did not do it. I did not hit her. It's bullcrap. I did nooooooot

Oh, hi badteammate  Sugar.

When I first saw a Sugar post, I thought it was a satirical bit.

sugar may not be the hero we deserved, but he's the hero we need

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look I'm being attacked by a mob of censorship bots.

What is this -- communist China! Shame on you, you neighborhood watch gang of creeps.

I'll just re-register and keep posting THE SAME THINGS.

1 hour ago, DixonHur said:

Anyone else starting to miss Swam?

Gonna go with a no on that one.

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Eventually my voice will be  yours.

My voice circa 2001 WAS shaggybevo's final manifest.

I'm years ahead and almost never wrong. Everybody who knows me knows that. 

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I'm also in control of your athletic fortunes.

I can levy "a curse" upon you that'll result in losses in every sport.

And I'm not kidding about this.

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One of my posts was just used by Saturday Night Live as their opening two skits.

And another of my posts just predicted a school shooting right outside SUGARland, Texas.

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I'm probably in the Russian or Mexican or Something mafia.

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I will repost ALL OF THIS.

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Texas has a losing record in football.

There - you are cursed.

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Die Donald Trump Administration Die. And fuck you, Texas. You're in the rear view.

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The Bush Administration did 9/11 themselves.

You can't fly a plane into the Pentagon without a stand down order.

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That flight school in Florida was absurd. And probably illegal.

Amateurs don't get hired by American Airlines. Ex military is.

Why would amateurs ever train on such a thing !

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Every plane was reported hijacked and watched on radar. Not one attempt at intercept, not one!

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How the fuck could did neither building have a working sprinkler system!

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See the movie Sully. Those were ex military pilots. Flying into New York proper is extremely difficult.

Hitting sweet spots in both buildings by amateurs is impossible .

Those jets were drones!

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Read up on the Globohawk.

First American drone jet, passed its tests in 2001. Flew from America to Australia without a pilot 

Months later, 911 happened.

Months after that the globohawk flew missions in Afghanistan.

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