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Actually they do it every year (maybe there's an old thread, don't care), but this year because it's 10 years since little army suit daddy died, they're making it 11 days - all for mourning the little pervert.  Kind of like David St. Hubbins' amp goes to 11. Plus, not even just laughing, you can't smile.  Oh man would it be a fun "dare ya" game!

Granted, it'll be a real strain to keep from laughing over there, life is so awesome.  You get arrested and probably disappear into a work camp until you kick it.  Even if a relative dies, you let 'em rot until the 11 days are over.

But actually, I kinda dig in a perverse way the Little Dik's ability to control everyone's behavior.  These guys think out of the box.

https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/no-laughing-no-drinking-and-no-shopping-in-north-korea-for-11-days-heres-why/ar-AARUq09

26 minutes ago, phdhorn said:

Actually they do it every year (maybe there's an old thread, don't care), but this year because it's 10 years since little army suit daddy died, they're making it 11 days - all for mourning the little pervert.  Kind of like David St. Hubbins' amp goes to 11. Plus, not even just laughing, you can't smile.  Oh man would it be a fun "dare ya" game!

Granted, it'll be a real strain to keep from laughing over there, life is so awesome.  You get arrested and probably disappear into a work camp until you kick it.  Even if a relative dies, you let 'em rot until the 11 days are over.

But actually, I kinda dig in a perverse way the Little Dik's ability to control everyone's behavior.  These guys think out of the box.

https://www.msn.com/en-in/news/world/no-laughing-no-drinking-and-no-shopping-in-north-korea-for-11-days-heres-why/ar-AARUq09

So you're saying my investment in the Pyongyang Clown College may not pan out?  Shit.

do they really have to *ban* shopping?

Time to break out the translation program:

 

Can I cry for my dead relative if i cry louder and longer for dear leader?

I bet you that bitch is watching comedies and is on amazon ali baba all 11 days in private.  

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2 hours ago, phdhorn said:


But actually, I kinda dig in a perverse way the Little Dik's ability to control everyone's behavior.  These guys think out of the box.

 

It is quite literally why Dotard liked him so much.  He wanted to have similar power and control, but that Constitution thingy kept getting in the way.

2nd dumbest group of people alive 

1st dumbest group should know better 

2 hours ago, elfenix said:

do they really have to *ban* shopping?

But....but....what about Christmas???

22 minutes ago, Stella Link said:

But....but....what about Christmas???

They probably put those pesky Christians in labor camps.

47 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It is quite literally why Dotard liked him so much.  He wanted to have similar power and control, but that Constitution thingy kept getting in the way.

Sounds like a lot of the folks in Congress as well.  Whining about Manchin being a dictator when he is 1 of 100.     
 

dont fucking CR the thread

Yeah…it’s a huge laugh fest the other 354 days 

Play the 2021 slate of games from OU through WV on repeat for 11 days?  Interesting approach.  

2 minutes ago, Bravo said:

I was like this for 11 days after the TX AL game in the NC. 

I was like that for 3 1/2 years with my first wife.

On 12/20/2021 at 6:12 PM, Sbbruin said:

It is quite literally why Dotard liked him so much.  He wanted to have similar power and control, but that Constitution thingy kept getting in the way.

Well that and you cant even get Americans to agree on shit like a pandemic where hundreds of thousands have died being real, lies somebody just told on national TV being real, or the planet we love in being round and not flat. 

Govt gonna enforce no laughing for two weeks here? Jesus I can't imagine what horrific scene that would ever be. 

Unless that was coupled with a ban on farting, I'd have been doomed.  Because I always laugh at a good fart.

4 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

Unless that was coupled with a ban on farting, I'd have been doomed.  Because I always laugh at a good fart.

You think your average Nork eats enough to fart?

19 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:

You think your average Nork eats enough to fart?

Their diet is mostly fermented cabbage.  They fart.

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