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This game pits the SEC Mizzou Tigers against The Black Knights of the Hudson River Valley.  

Take a drink every time they show the Fort Worth Stockyards.

Might not be a bad idea with this play by play.

3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Army D-line getting pushed around all over. I don't think this ones going to be close.

Maybe but Army played Wake (in a huge shoot out) and Wisconsin (a 6 point loss) this year so this isn't their first go round with P5 teams.

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14 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

If you want to die during the 1st quarter take a drink every running play.

 

9 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

If you want to die take a drink every running play.

I don’t want to die but this guy sounds like he knows what he’s talking about 

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23 minutes ago, Dr Fear said:

Take a drink every time they show the Fort Worth Stockyards.

Drink!

Nice throw and catch.  Is army allowed to do that?

Just now, WBT said:

Nice throw and catch.  Is army allowed to do that?

I went to Army-Air Force game this year at Globe Life (frankly best college game I went to this year since my other in person games were Louisiana, OU and OSU) I was actually fairly surprised the number of times both teams put it in the air.  Now don't get me wrong, there is a real good reason I made the "so you want to die" post up this thread but they will throw more than you think and the Army QB in particular isn't too shabby (as you just saw)

4 minutes ago, Elmer_Fudd said:

Mizzou has a RB named Dawson Downing??

 

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It was PFC Downey...but close enough.

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aggy pulled out of the Gator Bowl due to Covid.

That looked like the Harlem Globetrotters with the qb standing still making all those ball fakes with no defender actually attacking him.

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Go Army. Whip the shit out of Drinkshitz. Break it off in their meth addled ass.

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I don't think I'd want to tackle that guy, either.

It's great watching stupid coaches (so pretty much all coaches).  Close game and trying to draw a team offsides on their 40.  Instead of eating a delay you call a timeout.  Fucking clown. 

 

Edit: LOL, only to end up going anyway only to lose 5 yards.  And it was very obvious initially they were only trying to draw the other guys offsides.  Maybe they realized how stupid that TO was and decided to compound that mistake.  Niceeeee

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Reminds me of the older Alabama - LSU games.... SEC brawling....

 

(this is what looked like to everyone else)

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Ballsy call going for the td rather than the fg, especially going to the air. 

Female commentator wtf???

 

 

”at the lockheed martin air fore…. AIR FOR.., pshffffff…”

 

(cut to commercial)

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3 minutes ago, MonkeyDoughnut said:

Wonder is Army can run the clock out.

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I was wondering why the clock stopped on that last play at 3:38.  I predict Mizzou will have a lot of "injuries" in the next few plays.

Oh, look, one after the 3rd down play. 

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Two plays and 10 seconds off the clock.  

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Oy vey, this is making me nervous.  

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2 time outs and only need an FG

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UM didn't look ready with a 2 point play.  Coach is angery.

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