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That D-lineman for ucf’s name is literally Big Kat Bryant

Edited by GreenspointTexas

If you don’t read the name of this bowl game in Sam Elliott’s voice…you’re dead already. 

The fuck is a gasparilla?  

Nevermind, don't care.

Just now, TexArcher said:

The fuck is a gasparilla?  

Nevermind, don't care.

It's a festival where Floridians get drunk and dress up like pirates so it's basically like every day in Florida except on these ones they dress up like pirates.

I used to live in Orlando.  UCF dreams of playing and beating UF, FSU, and Miami.   

3 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

I used to live in Orlando.  UCF dreams of playing and beating UF, FSU, and Miami.   

0-5 all-time against them and haven't played any of them since 2009 before tonight so they better win tonight...

2 minutes ago, ATLLonghorn said:

0-5 all-time against them and haven't played any of them since 2009 before tonight so they better win tonight...

I was just looking for "best all time UCF wins."  They've beaten Auburn, Georgia, and Penn State in the last decade or so.  

Replay of the UCF lineman tackling the UF QB:

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(Not watching and probably mentioned 20 times already)  I read the UF QB has UCF as one of his targets for transfer; but UCF’s QB is a freshman and had a decent season?

i will say that personal foul or whatever in the ucf defender was some bullshit. the hell else is he supposed to do there? 

1 hour ago, bluto said:

That gator tight end might be less athletic than brewer

Is he from Pompeii? 

Them Tebow teams are long ago

Boom. Shark fucker. Mullen. 4th times the charm. We will be better when y’all get here.
2 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Boom. Shark fucker. Mullen. 4th times the charm. We will be better when y’all get here.

You will.

Sure hope we will, too.

 

Can SECSEC decide if they want to be there or not?  They keep on bouncing back and forth.

Florida is really going full dumpster fire this year. 

Quick strike there by UCF to go up 16-10. Nicely done. 
 

Aggy I assume is rooting for the Gators, being SEC brethren and all. What a stupid concept. Florida needs to crash and burn tonight. 

So this O'Keefe kid is from Round Rock.  I wonder if he would be interested in a transfer home.

Dumbass FL LB threw a punch and is ejected on the XP...

 

That is one of the spots FL was weak going into the game...

1 minute ago, Rockwell Torrey said:

So this O'Keefe kid is from Round Rock.  I wonder if he would be interested in a transfer home.

Tom Cruise What GIF

What was #80 doing on the kickoff there? Seemed ill advised.

5 minutes ago, Gatorubet said:


Boom. Shark fucker. Mullen. 4th times the charm. We will be better when y’all get here.

Hell, I’m not being critical. I am starting to think the head coach thing is 95% fucking luck.

you know what, that's a cunning plan..... kick it as hard as possible directly at the closest player

Florida completely abandons the run throwing with an inaccurate QB. Bold strategy cotton 

19 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

you know what, that's a cunning plan..... kick it as hard as possible directly at the closest player

I love how the announcers are sitting there saying that was totally an accident...

bull fucking shit.  It was clearly intentional.

He didnt mean to drill the UCF guy in the head, but he kicked it at him hard hoping it would hit a leg or arm.   and if the 2 regarded FL players didnt play patty cake on the ground, they would have recovered that. 

Edited by AUS-97HORN

5 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Florida in worse shape than us? 

Depends on how Napier does. 

But yeah there's no way they are any good next year. 

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

The fuck is a gasparilla?  

Nevermind, don't care.

Hyper-carbonated Sarsaparilla.

Edited by Wishbone

FL defense being very friendly with the 5-7 yard plays being given up

2 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

UCF destroying them now

 

this game is over

Interested Ooo GIF by reactionseditor

2 hours ago, Lobo said:

If you don’t read the name of this bowl game in Sam Elliott’s voice…you’re dead already. 

Poo City Gasparilla??? 
 

that’ll do 

Edited by Trey3216

A wiser fella than myself once said:  Sometimes you eat the Bowl...(much obliged)...sometimes, well...the Bowl eats you.

wtf does  "the kick has to hurry" mean???

 

that implies its kicked short right?

 

that ball was needing to cut to the left

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