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  • Didn't he kick the ever loving shit out of Texas in Houston at a bowl game a few years back ?   His wife is way hot. Not many on this site could ever get in the rack.

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    There’s also this, which is hilarious.   

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You have done the Lord's work

Wait. How are there not pics of his hot ass wife yet?!?

Seriously, he got a job yet? Not a knob polishing job, but coaching job.

Serious Rhetoric question.  Has there ever been a more punch-able face?

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1 hour ago, Assman said:

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This has to be a Candy Fisher starter kit if ever there was one

 

He could actually be the love child of Chris Christie and Butthead.

1 hour ago, Jester said:

Serious Rhetoric question.  Has there ever been a more punch-able face?

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Punchable faces:

1. Bert

2. Craig James 

3. Daniel Figurelli 

4. Kevin Morgan 

In my book "Ron Prince, the Prince, a Ron Prince Story" by Ron Prince I will tell all about the time I ran into Bielema at a Golden Corral and ate that fat fuck under the table in an eating contest. Good times.

11 hours ago, Jester said:

Serious Rhetoric question.  Has there ever been a more punch-able face?

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it's close but all 3 belong on the podium
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Jesus Christ! Bert is approaching Mangino fat! And he's retarded. And he probably ate some dicks last night.

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Probably? More like absolutely. 

That’s an insult to adult Butthead but an uncanny resemblance 

In my book "Ron Prince, the Prince, a Ron Prince Story" by Ron Prince I will tell all about the time I ran into Bielema at a Golden Corral and ate that fat fuck under the table in an eating contest. Good times.


Are you really Ron Prince? reliving glory days
3 hours ago, Bevo14 said:

Not for a house in fucktardville, rednecksas

 You’re leaving money on the table. There’s at least that much in hoagies stuffed under the couch seats. 

Bet you'd have to replace all the toilets in that house.

What was once the greatest thread title on the Shag has been usurped by Surly with Jimbo 2020: Strangers with Candi.  Hold your head high; you had a great run.....eat a dick, Bret Bielema, you fat fucking retard.

Can't believe amateur athletics creates generational wealth for fat fucking retards like this.

On that note I really want us to be good at football again.

On 3/31/2018 at 9:02 AM, Parliament said:

How many axles does it have?

"Includes never-used exercise equipment."

 

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I will forever laugh at the fact that Arky fired him seconds after the Mizzou game. That's only second to the Lane Kiffin USC firing.It's borderline erotic!

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On 3/31/2018 at 1:01 AM, NIUHuskies said:

This part was funny:

No word on where he's moving, but there's a little internet speculation that he might land a permanent role of some kind with the Patriots organization. Such a move would represent a change of pace for the Pats, known for hiring highly competent staff.

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