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8 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Just saw the legend at Gibson’s.  Have seen Mangino in person too.  Bert is making up ground fast…

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Bert might soon surpass him because last time I saw Mangino had lost a lot of weight. 

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9 hours ago, ChiTownDoc said:

Just saw the legend at Gibson’s.  Have seen Mangino in person too.  Bert is making up ground fast…

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Damn ... the best porterhouse steak I ever had in my life was at Gibson's on Rush street.

45 minutes ago, Longboard Horn said:

Bert might soon surpass him because last time I saw Mangino had lost a lot of weight. 

Mangino could probably fit in Bert's fat folds now

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Holy shit mangino, look at you….you slimmer fucking retard

I say this with a staunch record of unblemished heterosexuality, Mangino looks fabulous. 

52 minutes ago, JFKFC said:

I say this with a staunch record of unblemished heterosexuality, Mangino looks fabulous. 

Yeah Mangino looks great. He'll definitely outlive Bert 

Does anyone still have the mspaint illustration of how he had to use a towel on a stick to wipe, allegedly. God, those shaggybevo days….

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Mangino is a very short little dude.   It was hilarious to see him walking in person when he was still really fat.  He looked like a Weeble on wheels.

15 hours ago, Blotto said:

Mangino could probably fit in Bert's fat folds now

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Nick Reid still wonders where the fuck Vince went...

Hope Talib didn't murder anyone that day

16 hours ago, Spider2YBanana said:

Mangino looking like he can pull some pussy, while Bert looks like he can pull in his own orbit. 

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All-time classic.  When you fatter than the bowl game mascot, you got some issues. 

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Glad to see he is turning things around.  I liked Mangino and thought he could coach the fuck out of some foozballs.

 

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

All-time classic.  When you fatter than the bowl game mascot, you got some issues. 

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Glad to see he is turning things around.  I liked Mangino and thought he could coach the fuck out of some foozballs.

 

Its a remarkable  photo. If it was released today and I didnt know who Mangino was, I would probably assume it was AI generated. Nobody is rounder than an orange. 

2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

I'm afraid Bielema will roll over one night and smother his wife to death 

Doubt. How are they both sleeping in a cot unless she's on top? Can you imagine smelling molded cheese next to you? I doubt she sleeps within 10 rooms of that thing. 

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

Its a remarkable  photo. If it was released today and I didnt know who Mangino was, I would probably assume it was AI generated. Nobody is rounder than an orange. 

Someone who doesn't know any better might reasonably find themselves counting the fingers. 

Anyone care to admit they did that? 

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15 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

All-time classic.  When you fatter than the bowl game mascot, you got some issues. 

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Glad to see he is turning things around.  I liked Mangino and thought he could coach the fuck out of some foozballs.

 

Another classic 

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1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said:

Another classic 

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Just eye balling those, pretty sure Mangino needed a larger size.  

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Quite the bump. Might be twins.

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30 minutes ago, Wally Fairway said:

Bert alert - Illini kicking Sparties ass @ halftime. Orange up 3 TDS to Sparty 3 Fgs

I have no idea what the pattern is actually called, but I like the "Greek diner paper coffee cup" trim on your helmets. 

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I watched the “taunt”. There had to be something else going on. But Beamer was ready to fight.
2 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


I watched the “taunt”. There had to be something else going on. But Beamer was ready to fight.

Yeah, I think there was something else here too. Beamer had murder in his eyes. I wonder if something got said during the bowl activities or something? 

Whatever happened Beamer came off looking like a bitch.  Don't like it?  Stop it.

 

Just now, Hozz said:

Whatever happened Beamer came off looking like a bitch.  Don't like it?  Stop it.

 

It was during a timeout for an injured player. 

A player would have gotten a penalty. Bielma was being a childish ass.

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Damn ... the best porterhouse steak I ever had in my life was at Gibson's on Rush street.

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10 minutes ago, campcrunk said:

Yeah, I think there was something else here too. Beamer had murder in his eyes. I wonder if something got said during the bowl activities or something? 

Beamer was pissed because earlier Illinois broke their huddle with 12 people, ran one off, and weren't called for a substitution penalty.  Then Bielema walked all the way across the field to check on an injured player, turned his back on Beamer, and made the illegal substitution signal to taunt Beamer.  Again - the refs didn't call a penalty for that either.

 

Bielema better hold on to that Illinois job.  Taunting another coach during a game seems to be an indicator of low IQ and high douchiness.  Aggies would grab him though.

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6 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

Beamer was pissed because earlier Illinois broke their huddle with 12 people, ran one off, and weren't called for a substitution penalty.  Then Bielema walked all the way across the field to check on an injured player, turned his back on Beamer, and made the illegal substitution signal to taunt Beamer.  Again - the refs didn't call a penalty for that either.

 

Bielema better hold on to that Illinois job.  Taunting another coach during a game seems to be an indicator of low IQ and high douchiness.  Aggies would grab him though.

Thank you. 

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Beamer is a weak little nepobaby twat and Bielema worked him over.  That shit is funny as fuck to me.  The meme duplication is chef's kiss perfect.

Posted in other thread but what the hell 

Jen 12 years and 2 kids ago and now

 

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29 minutes ago, dec3169 said:

Beamer was pissed because earlier Illinois broke their huddle with 12 people, ran one off, and weren't called for a substitution penalty.  Then Bielema walked all the way across the field to check on an injured player, turned his back on Beamer, and made the illegal substitution signal to taunt Beamer.  Again - the refs didn't call a penalty for that either.

 

Bielema better hold on to that Illinois job.  Taunting another coach during a game seems to be an indicator of low IQ and high douchiness.  Aggies would grab him though.

That's what I assumed when watching live too (mainly because the announcers just couldn't wrap their heads around the substitution situations) but not quite accurate. This is a little clearer than the other screencap I posted above. 

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100% chance ffr told her "grab 2 boxes, I'm gonna eat atleast one on the way home"

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As soon as Bielema is shown on a tv screen the words "fat fucking retard" flash into my head. It is hardwired. I know I can't be alone in this affliction. 

Illinois fan here (dad an alum, grew up with Illiniwik sweatshirts). They've got the perfect coach for them. Winning 8-9 games and a bowl is a great season. Take those top 50/75 recruiting classes and turn them into a top 25 team (Im hapoy with take 'others receiving votes'). It's fun rooting for Illini, because the stakes are lower. Texas loses a game or squeaks by and I'm bummed. Illinois beats non con directional Missourri and I'm over the moon. Ten wins in Champaign. It's nice! 

 

And guys.... she had no idea he was a coach with seven figure salary! No idea whatsoever! 

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9 hours ago, Slacks said:

It was during a timeout for an injured player. 

A player would have gotten a penalty. Bielma was being a childish ass.

With the attrition we’ve seen lately in college football coaching, is Bielema the greatest heel remaining?

That shit yesterday cracked me up and I despise the guy. Beamer is a hack and deserves to be lampooned for whining the entire game about the legitimate usage of a rule. Going with the “hold me back, guys!!” approach from Beamer just made shit more hilarious. FFR would have dropped him with one King Hippo punch. 

9 hours ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

There’s also this, which is hilarious. 

 

Clean up alert, freakin' had to spit my coffee back in the cup.  Awesomeness.  

8 hours ago, millhouse said:

100% chance ffr told her "grab 2 boxes, I'm gonna eat atleast one on the way home"

She’s been around him long enough.  The words don’t have to spoken anymore.  She knows the drill.  

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