January 1Jan 1 18 minutes ago, statsman said: Which officiating crew let that happen? It stuns me that Kevin Mar and his crew get any kind of work, much less on an elevated level. They’re dreadful. 7 minutes ago, Red Five said: I'm still confused. Just going by Beamer's reaction you would think FFR threatened his family or something. Beamer was acting like an outraged idiot all game, largely because he was getting outsmarted by a fat fucking retard.
January 1Jan 1 Kevin Mar was canned by the PAC for incompetence, and reacted, not by getting better, but by leaning into the role of “provide the league office the result they want”. Post season games just give him the opportunity to display his incompetence
January 1Jan 1 Beamer’s antics were a little too reminiscent of this…and if you’re acting like Tom you’re doing it wrong.
January 1Jan 1 38 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said: Beamer’s antics were a little too reminiscent of this…and if you’re acting like Tom you’re doing it wrong. It was like Texas Bowl Herman was taunting 2018 Stillwater Herman yesterday
January 1Jan 1 I wish they didn't hold that incensed little twat back. I'd love to watch Beamer charge Bielema, only to watch as Bielema sits on him and he disappears in Bert's asscrack.
January 29Jan 29 https://bleacherreport.com/articles/10152691-illinois-hc-bret-bielema-shades-jim-harbaugh-after-old-video-on-cheating-resurfaces
January 29Jan 29 Is this the Bert redemption arc? I've been laughing my ass off at his recent trolling.
January 29Jan 29 28 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said: Is this the Bert redemption arc? I've been laughing my ass off at his recent trolling. He's like the Super Size version of Lane Kiffin on X.
May 14May 14 https://fightingillini.com/news/2025/5/13/football-bielema-agrees-to-new-six-year-contract.aspx With people arguing that the extra $1M per year would be better spent on player NIL initiatives, we reached out to Bert for a comment... randy taylor.mp3
May 15May 15 Perfect the FFR is staying in Champaign. College football is seriously funnier and a lot more entertaining with Bert in it.
September 21Sep 21 18 minutes ago, Huckleberry said: I feel like I have to take some responsibility here. With my newfound residence in Illinois, I’ve adopted the Fighting Illini as a second team, which has unfortunately dragged them into my personal sports curse nightmare. Any success will be followed by at least two humiliating failures.
September 21Sep 21 Does he still have that hot little blonde wife or did she finally pass away from a compression injury during relations with that big dufus?
September 21Sep 21 10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said: I wonder if Illinois will even be ranked next week. Sure they will, have to prop up the two big conferences.
September 22Sep 22 Does he still have that hot little blonde wife or did she finally pass away from a compression injury during relations with that big dufus?
September 22Sep 22 On 9/20/2025 at 11:10 PM, MrX said: Cignetti is fucking cutthroat. This era’s version of Spurrier. Interesting comparison..and the ole ball coach's former gig might be open soon
September 22Sep 22 3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: Interesting comparison..and the ole ball coach's former gig might be open soon If Cignetti wants to win a National Championship, he'll listen to UF. He can go 8-4 at IU every year and ride off into the sunset. It looks like he's building a B1G contender at the expense of also-rans WI, IA, IL, etc. He'll arrive if/when he beats tOSU, PSU, UO, or USC.
September 22Sep 22 3 hours ago, TreatyOak said: This is from the highlights (or lowlights) from the Indiana game, haha. He looks like he's ready for something borderline erotic. Note- for the unfamiliar this is a reference to a quote from the fat fucking retard.
September 22Sep 22 3 hours ago, TreatyOak said: This is from the highlights (or lowlights) from the Indiana game, haha. Taking a poll whether to place Cignetti right behind him or not: ____ Yes, I hate Bielema that sounds funny ____ No, that isn't funny and is demeaning, and disrespectful content like that has no place on this fine website. Don't you have a job or something?
September 22Sep 22 14 minutes ago, TreatyOak said: Taking a poll whether to place Cignetti right behind him or not: ____ Yes, I hate Bielema that sounds funny ____ yes that is funny and is demeaning, and disrespectful content like that is why this fine website exists. Don't you have a job or something? Couple revisions
September 22Sep 22 2 hours ago, Steel Shank said: I bet her name is Christy. Her name is Jen. Bert out kicked his coverage. And she has borne him kids and stayed with him thru his drunkenness at Arkansas. For a while she was the hottest wife in the SEC but the completion was women or men like Les Myles wife err husband whatever.
September 22Sep 22 I would like to point out that this loss was so bad that Mack Brown never lost to Bob Stoops by that many points.
September 22Sep 22 2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said: I would like to point out that this loss was so bad that Mack Brown never lost to Bob Stoops by that many points.
September 22Sep 22 2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said: I would like to point out that this loss was so bad that Mack Brown never lost to Bob Stoops by that many points. The hell you say!
September 22Sep 22 I would like to point out that this loss was so bad that Mack Brown never lost to Bob Stoops by that many points. Between 2000-2004 there was a dark cloud over the program as GDGD conservative and predictable playcalling was exposed by a team with equivalent talent. One solace I take is that after the games my friends would momentarily immerse ourselves in great films for the first time - Almost Famous, Shaun of the Dead, and Training Day.
September 22Sep 22 1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said: Her name is Jen. Bert out kicked his coverage. And she has borne him kids and stayed with him thru his drunkenness at Arkansas. For a while she was the hottest wife in the SEC but the completion was women or men like Les Myles wife err husband whatever. According to wiki, they named one of their daughters Brexli. Brexli.
September 22Sep 22 2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said: Her name is Jen. Bert out kicked his coverage. And she has borne him kids and stayed with him thru his drunkenness at Arkansas. For a while she was the hottest wife in the SEC but the completion was women or men like Les Myles wife err husband whatever. 51 minutes ago, tokamak said: According to wiki, they named one of their daughters Brexli. Brexli. You have to watch out for chicks named Christy, or look like they should be named Christy.
September 22Sep 22 On 9/21/2025 at 11:12 AM, Vanilla Strange Gato said: Does he still have that hot little blonde wife or did she finally pass away from a compression injury during relations with that big dufus? Her on top dude.
September 22Sep 22 1 hour ago, tokamak said: According to wiki, they named one of their daughters Brexli. Brexli. "...and now, on the main stage let's give it up for Brexli !"
September 22Sep 22 3 hours ago, tokamak said: According to wiki, they named one of their daughters Brexli. Brexli. If you have to pull out early on her ‘cuz you don’t have a rubber is that a Brexlit?
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