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18 minutes ago, statsman said:

Which officiating crew let that happen?

It stuns me that Kevin Mar and his crew get any kind of work, much less on an elevated level. They’re dreadful. 

7 minutes ago, Red Five said:

I'm still confused. Just going by Beamer's reaction you would think FFR threatened his family or something. 

Beamer was acting like an outraged idiot all game, largely because he was getting outsmarted by a fat fucking retard. 

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  • Didn't he kick the ever loving shit out of Texas in Houston at a bowl game a few years back ?   His wife is way hot. Not many on this site could ever get in the rack.

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    There’s also this, which is hilarious.   

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Kevin Mar was canned by the PAC for incompetence, and reacted, not by getting better, but by leaning into the role of “provide the league office the result they want”. Post season games just give him the opportunity to display his incompetence 

Beamer’s antics were a little too reminiscent of this…and if you’re acting like Tom you’re doing it wrong. 
 

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38 minutes ago, Hank Chinaski said:

Beamer’s antics were a little too reminiscent of this…and if you’re acting like Tom you’re doing it wrong. 
 

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It was like Texas Bowl Herman was taunting 2018 Stillwater Herman yesterday

I wish they didn't hold that incensed little twat back. I'd love to watch Beamer charge Bielema, only to watch as Bielema sits on him and he disappears in Bert's asscrack. 

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28 minutes ago, Fondren & Main said:

Is this the Bert redemption arc?  I've been laughing my ass off at his recent trolling.

He's like the Super Size version of Lane Kiffin on X. 

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Perfect the FFR is staying in Champaign. College football is seriously funnier and a lot more entertaining with Bert in it.

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18 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

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I feel like I have to take some responsibility here. With my newfound residence in Illinois, I’ve adopted the Fighting Illini as a second team, which has unfortunately dragged them into my personal sports curse nightmare. Any success will be followed by at least two humiliating failures.

Cignetti is fucking cutthroat. This era’s version of Spurrier. 

That Big Noon next week doesn’t hit quite as hard now.

10 hours ago, Longboard Horn said:

I wonder if Illinois will even be ranked next week. 

Sure they will,  have to prop up the two big conferences. 

Does he still have that hot little blonde wife or did she finally pass away from a compression injury during relations with that big dufus?

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Man, I miss Steak & Ale…

On 9/20/2025 at 11:10 PM, MrX said:

Cignetti is fucking cutthroat. This era’s version of Spurrier. 

Interesting comparison..and the ole ball coach's former gig might be open soon 

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This is from the highlights (or lowlights) from the Indiana game, haha. 

3 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said:

Interesting comparison..and the ole ball coach's former gig might be open soon 

If Cignetti wants to win a National Championship, he'll listen to UF.

He can go 8-4 at IU every year and ride off into the sunset. It looks like he's building a B1G contender at the expense of also-rans WI, IA, IL, etc. He'll arrive if/when he beats tOSU, PSU, UO, or USC.

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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This is from the highlights (or lowlights) from the Indiana game, haha. 

He looks like he's ready for something borderline erotic. 

Note- for the unfamiliar this is a reference to a quote from the fat fucking retard. 

3 hours ago, TreatyOak said:

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This is from the highlights (or lowlights) from the Indiana game, haha. 

Taking a poll whether to place Cignetti right behind him or not:

____ Yes, I hate Bielema that sounds funny

____ No, that isn't funny and is demeaning, and disrespectful content like that has no place on this fine website. Don't you have a job or something? 

 

14 minutes ago, TreatyOak said:

Taking a poll whether to place Cignetti right behind him or not:

____ Yes, I hate Bielema that sounds funny

____ yes that is funny and is demeaning, and disrespectful content like that is why this fine website exists. Don't you have a job or something? 

 

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2 hours ago, Steel Shank said:

I bet her name is Christy.

Her name is Jen.  Bert out kicked his coverage. And she has borne him kids and stayed with him thru his drunkenness at Arkansas.  For a while she was the hottest wife in the SEC but the completion was women or men like Les Myles wife err husband whatever.

I would like to point out that this loss was so bad that Mack Brown never lost to Bob Stoops by that many points. 

2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I would like to point out that this loss was so bad that Mack Brown never lost to Bob Stoops by that many points. 

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2 minutes ago, Huckleberry said:

I would like to point out that this loss was so bad that Mack Brown never lost to Bob Stoops by that many points. 

The hell you say!

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I would like to point out that this loss was so bad that Mack Brown never lost to Bob Stoops by that many points. 

Between 2000-2004 there was a dark cloud over the program as GDGD conservative and predictable playcalling was exposed by a team with equivalent talent. One solace I take is that after the games my friends would momentarily immerse ourselves in great films for the first time - Almost Famous, Shaun of the Dead, and Training Day.
1 hour ago, Texzilla58 said:

Her name is Jen.  Bert out kicked his coverage. And she has borne him kids and stayed with him thru his drunkenness at Arkansas.  For a while she was the hottest wife in the SEC but the completion was women or men like Les Myles wife err husband whatever.

According to wiki, they named one of their daughters Brexli. Brexli.

2 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

Her name is Jen.  Bert out kicked his coverage. And she has borne him kids and stayed with him thru his drunkenness at Arkansas.  For a while she was the hottest wife in the SEC but the completion was women or men like Les Myles wife err husband whatever.

 

51 minutes ago, tokamak said:

According to wiki, they named one of their daughters Brexli. Brexli.

You have to watch out for chicks named Christy, or look like they should be named Christy.

On 9/21/2025 at 11:12 AM, Vanilla Strange Gato said:

Does he still have that hot little blonde wife or did she finally pass away from a compression injury during relations with that big dufus?

Her on top dude. 

1 hour ago, tokamak said:

According to wiki, they named one of their daughters Brexli. Brexli.

"...and now, on the main stage let's give it up for Brexli !"

3 hours ago, tokamak said:

According to wiki, they named one of their daughters Brexli. Brexli.

If you have to pull out early on her ‘cuz you don’t have a rubber is that a Brexlit?

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