September 18, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, Longboard Horn said: Well she pulled the goalie and they have 2 kids.... talk about life decisions.... However, she'll get a nice pay day if she divorces him. She will get it all when he collapses on the sidelines from a heart attack.
September 18, 20214 yr 1 minute ago, pops said: She will get it all when he collapses on the sidelines from a heart attack. You know she feeds him 10 egg omelettes with extra cheese and a full slab of bacon every morning to try to hasten his demise.
September 25, 20214 yr Two weeks in a row that BBFFR has made a cowardly decision to punt that ended up costing Illinois the game. Fuck this guy in the goatass.
September 26, 20214 yr On 9/18/2021 at 10:43 AM, Sbbruin said: You know she feeds him 10 egg omelettes with extra cheese and a full slab of bacon every morning to try to hasten his demise. Egg yolks only
September 26, 20214 yr 44 minutes ago, trza-hawk said: Has anyone considered that she is genuinely attracted to Biels? So they are both retarded?
September 26, 20214 yr I know people don't like it when I say things like this. But if I were a Power 5 Head Football Coach, I would choose to be a fat coach. In the mold of Biels, Fridge, the guy at Kansas from ten years ago, or even Andy Reid.
September 26, 20214 yr 4 hours ago, trza-hawk said: Has anyone considered that she is genuinely attracted to Biels? She wouldn’t be if he was selling shoes at Foot Locker.
September 27, 20214 yr 19 hours ago, trza-hawk said: Has anyone considered that she is genuinely attracted to Biels wallet? FIFY
September 27, 20214 yr 16 hours ago, trza-hawk said: I know people don't like it when I say things like this. But if I were a Power 5 Head Football Coach, I would choose to be a fat coach. In the mold of Biels, Fridge, the guy at Kansas from ten years ago, or even Andy Reid. Mark Mangino is the fattest of the fat....and took Kansas to BCS game! You're right, Fatter is better in coaching.
September 27, 20214 yr 14 minutes ago, Doze said: Mark Mangino is the fattest of the fat....and took Kansas to BCS game! You're right, Fatter is better in coaching. Obie-" please don't eat me"
September 27, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: Obie-" please don't eat me" Mangino- “You’re a piece of fruit, don’t worry.”
October 19, 20214 yr 57 minutes ago, Dennis Taylor said: Fat Fucking Retard telling the players it's not me, it's you If only there was someone whose job was to make those players better.
October 20, 20214 yr 15 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: Fat Fucking Retard telling the players it's not me, it's you Did he criticize their fat girlfriends?
October 20, 20214 yr 15 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: Fat Fucking Retard telling the players it's not me, it's you He is the worst. His ineptitude was only matched by our mouth breathing AD at the time, who decided to give him an extension after going 7-6 and a Texas Bowl win which was a glorified cripple fight.
October 20, 20214 yr 5 hours ago, Lowcountry Hog said: He is the worst. His ineptitude was only matched by our mouth breathing AD at the time, who decided to give him an extension after going 7-6 and a Texas Bowl win which was a glorified cripple fight. 20 hours ago, Dennis Taylor said: Fat Fucking Retard telling the players it's not me, it's you Let me add onto LCH. Bert whining about recruiting quality is ironic because his last year at Arkansas, they didn't have but one or two players who would even crack the two deep at Oklahoma State. He'd sign guys who were barely D1 level, let alone SEC.
October 20, 20214 yr 41 minutes ago, Aqua Buddha said: Let me add onto LCH. Bert whining about recruiting quality is ironic because his last year at Arkansas, they didn't have but one or two players who would even crack the two deep at Oklahoma State. He'd sign guys who were barely D1 level, let alone SEC.
October 23, 20214 yr I'm going to be fine with Illinois losing the remainder of our games just because it will make Pedo State look that much shittier for having lost to us.
October 23, 20214 yr Good news for those of us who love the Bert show. 1 marquee win will get him another year or two
October 23, 20214 yr On 8/28/2021 at 2:15 PM, DFW Horn said: WTF is chocolate grey? Think he might have been referring to Chocolate gravy. Like cream gravy but its got chocolate in it. Usually cocoa. Big thing around here.
October 24, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: I'm going to be fine with Illinois losing the remainder of our games just because it will make Pedo State look that much shittier for having lost to us. Let the hate flow!
October 24, 20214 yr On 10/9/2021 at 6:03 PM, Prepuce of Doom said: that is borderline erotic 🙂 fuck Bret, fuck two digit offense like Charlie.
October 24, 20214 yr Illinois has 38 yards passing in their win over Penn State. One of the games where a team won with even fewer passing yards was UCLA’s 2010 win over Texas with 27 yards. FYMB. I was at that game. It was the dawn of the Garrett Gilbert era.
October 24, 20214 yr I don't mind seeing the fat fucking retard win games with a pounding running game. I enjoyed watching the end of the game and the futility of the OT offenses drawing out the slow pain of losing for Pedo State. And I still laugh when I see the title of this thread.
October 25, 20214 yr On 10/20/2021 at 4:28 AM, Lowcountry Hog said: He is the worst. His ineptitude was only matched by our mouth breathing AD at the time, who decided to give him an extension after going 7-6 and a Texas Bowl win which was a glorified cripple fight. Chaggy Morris made Bert look like Knute Rockne.
October 25, 20214 yr On 10/20/2021 at 3:28 AM, Lowcountry Hog said: He is the worst. His ineptitude was only matched by our mouth breathing AD at the time, who decided to give him an extension after going 7-6 and a Texas Bowl win which was a glorified cripple fight. Who you calling a cripple?
October 25, 20214 yr I think he may actually have some decent success with Illinois and his ground-pound frustrate you game. He’s not going to get the horses there, ever to compete with tOSU but I could see him riding that plan to 6-8 wins a year which would be a miracle for him. Calling out his players is dickish but I don’t know the context. If they’re being shitheads and malcontents, a good way to remind them that scholarships have to be renewed and no one wants a transfer who isn’t playing and sucks. Thread title is all time top 5 on the entire internet.
October 25, 20214 yr 9 hours ago, LTtxfan said: I don’t understand how it is possible to get to 9 OT and have a 20-18 score. That has to be the worst combined offensive performance in history. 9 OTs should result in an aggy-LSU type score.
October 25, 20214 yr Author 1 hour ago, nnm said: I don’t understand how it is possible to get to 9 OT and have a 20-18 score. That has to be the worst combined offensive performance in history.
October 25, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, nnm said: I don’t understand how it is possible to get to 9 OT and have a 20-18 score. That has to be the worst combined offensive performance in history. 9 OTs should result in an aggy-LSU type score. The new rule is 2pt conversion shootout starting at 3ot. Both teams sucked shit and couldn’t score. One OT they both scored. I liked the new rule, but I guess it can get difficult when both offenses suck shit and can’t get 3 yards.
October 25, 20214 yr I think college football should bring back the tie game under certain circumstances as a way to shame teams. Finish regulation with a 0-0 score? Fuck you, you tie. Go through 2 overtimes where both teams only get field goals? That's also a tie. 2 point conversion attempts are for teams that can score touchdowns.
October 25, 20214 yr Probably should have just said if teams tied after the 3OT with 2pt attempts, then the game ends tied.
October 25, 20214 yr Author 42 minutes ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said: I think college football should bring back the tie game under certain circumstances as a way to shame teams. Finish regulation with a 0-0 score? Fuck you, you tie. Go through 2 overtimes where both teams only get field goals? That's also a tie. 2 point conversion attempts are for teams that can score touchdowns. Bingo. At some point, you reach a level of suck that neither team deserves to win.
October 25, 20214 yr After the coin flip, the winning team chooses to play offense or defense. Then ONE SINGLE PLAY. If the offense scores, they win. If the offense doesn't score, defending team wins.
October 25, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, 'stache said: The new rule is 2pt conversion shootout starting at 3ot. Both teams sucked shit and couldn’t score. One OT they both scored. I liked the new rule, but I guess it can get difficult when both offenses suck shit and can’t get 3 yards. Yeah, in 9OT, the winning team can score a maximum of 29 points and the losing team a maximum of 27 points. That's TD with XP for both teams in 1OT, TD with 2 point conversion for both teams in 2OT, 6OT with each team scoring a 2 point conversion and the final OT with one team converting and one not. 9OT - 10-8 in favor of Illinois. How fucking pathetic.
October 25, 20214 yr 3 hours ago, 'stache said: The new rule is 2pt conversion shootout starting at 3ot. Both teams sucked shit and couldn’t score. One OT they both scored. I liked the new rule, but I guess it can get difficult when both offenses suck shit and can’t get 3 yards. I did not know about this change! That’s interesting. I think it’s be cool after a certain OTs they go to the kickers like in soccer with PK. 5 kicks each starting at 25 yards and moving backwards 5 for each kick.
October 25, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, El Hornarino said: Probably should have just said if teams tied after the 3OT with 2pt attempts, then the game ends tied. That's what I would go with. I'd probably start with the 2pt attempts right off the bat. If all three end up with nobody scoring, then it's over, tie game. If there is at least one OT where both teams score, you can have a 4th OT opportunity. Edited October 25, 20214 yr by 'stache
October 25, 20214 yr 2 hours ago, The Hot Dog Buffet said: I think college football should bring back the tie game under certain circumstances as a way to shame teams. Finish regulation with a 0-0 score? Fuck you, you tie. Go through 2 overtimes where both teams only get field goals? That's also a tie. 2 point conversion attempts are for teams that can score touchdowns. The most painful part of that OT experience was the damn ref stopping the action and announcing who would defend what endzone in each OT period. I’m betting that’s pretty obvious when the teams line up. Also, how Bert hasn’t suffocated his wife yet is beyond me. Edited October 25, 20214 yr by Bobby_Batronic
October 25, 20214 yr Author 1 hour ago, dingleberryswitzer said: I think it’s be cool after a certain OTs they go to the kickers like in soccer with PK. jagsfan.gif
October 25, 20214 yr The second OT should start at the 30, third at the 35 and so on. Eliminate the requirement to go for two at any time.
October 25, 20214 yr 23 minutes ago, Bobby_Batronic said: Also, how Bert hasn’t suffocated his wife yet is beyond me. I am guessing she sleeps in a different bedroom. He'll only crush her if the bedroom wall gives way, which is still a possibility.
October 25, 20214 yr 1 hour ago, JOSEYWALES66 said: The second OT should start at the 30, third at the 35 and so on. Eliminate the requirement to go for two at any time. The Illinois/Penn State game would have ended this morning by safety.
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