November 6, 20214 yr 49 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: Fat Bielema crew leading "Row The Boat" crew at half.... 14 - 0 PJ makes terrible call going for it on 4th and 6 on Illinois 22yd line late 3rd quarter... FAIL Heading to 4th quarter, Fat Bielema crew has ball leading 14 - 0
November 17, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, Wally Fairway said: Bert got the Rona, and isn't coaching this week What are his elevated risk factors?
November 17, 20214 yr Biels has four wins so far at Illinois, which is like equivalent to eight at any other school because Illinois is so bad. They have a good shot at a fifth win against Northwestern and Iowa isn't a sure thing to win their game against an interim fill-in guy while Bert is out with the Covid. Could Bert be leaving Champaign at the end of one season? A total boss and baller move shouldn't be ruled out with 15 vacancies needing to be filled and dominoes to fall and plenty of places better than The Champaign Room for Bert to leave for?
November 18, 20214 yr 12 hours ago, trza-hawk said: Biels has four wins so far at Illinois, which is like equivalent to eight at any other school because Illinois is so bad. They have a good shot at a fifth win against Northwestern and Iowa isn't a sure thing to win their game against an interim fill-in guy while Bert is out with the Covid. Could Bert be leaving Champaign at the end of one season? A total boss and baller move shouldn't be ruled out with 15 vacancies needing to be filled and dominoes to fall and plenty of places better than The Champaign Room for Bert to leave for? Fingers crossed!
December 22, 20214 yr I’d rather see the Jags play Lake Travis or similar. They could really use the extra practice game for more hudl clips.
August 27, 20223 yr 26 minutes ago, LTtxfan said: Illinois beats Wyoming 38-6 I didn't even know Illinois still had a team.
September 3, 20223 yr On 8/27/2022 at 6:54 PM, Nivek said: I didn't even know Illinois still had a team. Yeah, they have uniforms and everything, it’s great.
September 3, 20223 yr On 8/27/2022 at 3:22 PM, Prepuce of Doom said: His protuberance is already at mid-season form.
September 3, 20223 yr He had a horrible call to go for it on fourth down when he could have gone up by four in the fourth quarter. It’s going to be another long year for them if they cannot beat a meddling conference opponent.
September 5, 20223 yr Bert is a lazy fuck. Always has been. A fucking fraud. Never seen such a sloppy coach. That last year or two at Arkansas he’d show up looking like he’d spent the night drunk inside a dead moose.
September 5, 20223 yr 10 minutes ago, Texzilla58 said: Bert is a lazy fuck. Always has been. A fucking fraud. Never seen such a sloppy coach. That last year or two at Arkansas he’d show up looking like he’d spent the night drunk inside a dead moose.
September 5, 20223 yr I peaked over the the Nebraska board after their loss last week and someone brought up him as their next head coach. Lolol
September 5, 20223 yr On 9/3/2022 at 1:08 PM, redswingline said: his right hand muscle memory is either a cock or sandwich Why not a cock sandwich?
September 5, 20223 yr On 9/3/2022 at 10:49 AM, DukDukGru said: Always nice to see this thread get bumped. I only check this thread to see if his wife posted her Hawaiian vacation photos on her Instagram.
September 5, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, pyrohornIII said: she's still pretty trim I would, but at the same time I wouldn't. Don't wanna put my dick in any chick that willingly slept with Bert(and let him hit it raw).
September 5, 20223 yr 11 hours ago, dcar00 said: What’s the temperature inside that Tauntaun? Spoiler Lukewarm
September 6, 20223 yr On 9/5/2022 at 1:35 AM, pyrohornIII said: she's still pretty trim Your honor I would like to present exhibit A - that show that earning a shitton of money, in a high profile public position, can get a man to outkick his coverage 10x and pull some pretty impressive tail. Next up is Mr. Robert Petrino who is quoted on the internet meme machine for having stated "don't care, had sex"
September 23, 20223 yr The Fighting BB:FFRs are looking pretty good against the Choo Choos of Chattanooga right now on BTN!
October 1, 20223 yr Unreal that they should be undefeated right now. Chase Brown is such a damn good running back.
October 2, 20223 yr BB may be a FFR, but I almost have to admit... he has brought the Illini to mediocrity.
October 9, 20223 yr I was listening to some radio guys talk about it this week, then the pregame interviews and videos on the B1G Network referenced the same thing before the Iowa game. Are you guys ready for the Bret Bielema Coaching Tree? Bret was an assistant for Hayden Fry, Bill Snyder, and then Barry Alvarez. The first two guys are infamous in Midwestern college football trivia for their coaching trees. Biels took with him the idea of hiring young ambitious guys who have the same kind of drive that he has to be the Head Man at a school. When you count the former Biels assistants who have taken up head jobs its pretty impressive. The old photos of Bielema from his playing days and early coaching time he looked pretty normal, like a genuine good looking athletic body type guy. The current good looking assistants, Barry Lunney Jr. (who coached against Bielema as an assistant at UTSA) and Ryan Walters on the defense look like they will be head coaches themselves someday. The defense has looked especially good in the Illini's fast start to the season.
October 9, 20223 yr Illinois is my other school besides Texas. I was kind of meh about the Bielma hire, as I thought he was kind of a buffoon. But I'll be damned, he has his guys playing some decent quality football this season, which is way more than I've come to expect out of Illinois most years. They are actually a late-game collapse against Indiana away from being undefeated. I don't think they can hang with Michigan, but every other game on their schedule is winnable for them. It would not shock me if they went 10-2 and snagged a really nice bowl berth. Quite a turnaround.
October 9, 20223 yr you have to think Nebraska will at least talk about him for coaching there......you have to think he will wait for something better though but hey maybe he can get a Mel Tucker type deal from them and build an inter-generational food budget I actually do not dislike him at all I thought he was a good hire for Arkansas, but before he could get anything going there of real significance the SEC SEC SEC actually discovered offense and passing and he could not flip the team as fast as Alabama, Auburn, LSU and others and probably was not able to land the coordinators and recruiters to do so back in the Big 10 is where he belongs....which could mean Nebraska is the best "better offer" he could get now or in the future
October 9, 20223 yr Yeah, I was affirmatively disappointed with the hire just because the dude seems like such a clear-cut jackass, but I can't argue with his results.
October 9, 20223 yr 3 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Yeah, I was affirmatively disappointed with the hire just because the dude seems like such a clear-cut jackass, but I can't argue with his results. This thread may die...or get buried.
October 9, 20223 yr 6 minutes ago, DukDukGru said: This thread may die...or get buried. Does his success on the field mean he’s any less of a FFR? Or mean that he should eat less phalluses? Edited October 9, 20223 yr by nnm
October 9, 20223 yr 17 minutes ago, nnm said: Does his success on the field mean he’s any less of a FFR? Or mean that he should eat less phalluses? Possibly fewer data points to highlight such things...but you are correct.
October 9, 20223 yr 5 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said: Yeah, I was affirmatively disappointed with the hire just because the dude seems like such a clear-cut jackass, but I can't argue with his results. He’s a douchebag personally but I’m not surprised that he’s having success, such as it is, at Illinois. He was foolish to leave Wisconsin in the first place. The idea that he might have an easier path to a championship at Arkansas than at Wisconsin was insanity. But I don’t think he liked living under the shadow of Barry Alvarez and Wiscy was notoriously cheap when it came to paying assistant coaches. But despite his faults as a human being, and despite his horrible decision to take the Arkansas job, he doesn’t completely suck as a coach. He’ll never take the Nebraska job. I think he’d be more likely to make up with Wisconsin and take that job. What I’m sure he really wants is to take the Iowa job and coach for his alma mater.
October 9, 20223 yr 6 hours ago, orangebird said: I don't think they can hang with Michigan, but every other game on their schedule is winnable for them. Michigan is fool's gold. Somebody is gonna knock them off their perch.
October 9, 20223 yr Guy grew up in Illinois. If they pay him anything like market salary he may as well stay.
October 10, 20223 yr On 9/4/2022 at 10:35 PM, utexas8 said: I peaked over the the Nebraska board after their loss last week and someone brought up him as their next head coach. Lolol this fat fucking retard is gonna end up living in Lincoln isn't he
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