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Boatload of Hawaii players have covid and UH had to forfeit

 

 

if im a memphis player, im hittin the town tonight

"Stuck" on Oahu with nothing else to do for the next 72 hours on somebody else's dime?  My god...sorry they can't play and elevate their draft status but holy shit...think of the possibilities.  "Excuse me, Mr. Don?  Or is it Mr.  Ho?  Sorry, don't know the pidgin lingo.  Yessir, what is the hookers and blow situation on the Windward side?"  

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Mele Kalikicovid is Hawaii's way to say Covid ruined your Hawaii Bowl

4 minutes ago, Lobo said:

"Stuck" on Oahu with nothing else to do for the next 72 hours on somebody else's dime?  My god...sorry they can't play and elevate their draft status but holy shit...think of the possibilities.  "Excuse me, Mr. Don?  Or is it Mr.  Ho?  Sorry, don't know the pidgin lingo.  Yessir, what is the hookers and blow situation on the Windward side?"  

Very smart to go looking for hookers on the wet side of the island.

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If I had a team in the playoffs I’d be very nervous. 

1 minute ago, 4th&Five said:

If I had a team in the playoffs I’d be very nervous. 

If you're a Michigan or Georgia fan, you're shitting bricks right now. 

5 minutes ago, 4th&Five said:

If I had a team in the playoffs I’d be very nervous. 

If I had a team in any bowl...

14 minutes ago, Lobo said:

"Stuck" on Oahu with nothing else to do for the next 72 hours on somebody else's dime?  My god...sorry they can't play and elevate their draft status but holy shit...think of the possibilities.  "Excuse me, Mr. Don?  Or is it Mr.  Ho?  Sorry, don't know the pidgin lingo.  Yessir, what is the hookers and blow situation on the Windward side?"  

Stuck on Oahu instead of Memphis, no less. 

"I'm walking in 'Ahu.  With my feet planted firmly in the sand."

23 minutes ago, GreenspointTexas said:

if im a memphis player, im hittin the town tonight

I'd look at the beach first, it's only afternoon there

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Good evening, Waikiki.  Tits Mahalo has the night off...

If I had a team in the playoffs I’d be very nervous. 

All these deaths from omicron are piling up.
If I had a team in the playoffs I’d be very nervous. 

Why? You think this stuff cant be swept under a rug if so desired. Most of these athletes testing positive are showing little to no symptoms and bouncing right back. Easy to hide that if you want to or need to.

Put it this way. If aggy was in the CFP on 12/31 their Covid rate would be A-OK.
3 hours ago, Lobo said:

"Stuck" on Oahu with nothing else to do for the next 72 hours on somebody else's dime?  My god...sorry they can't play and elevate their draft status but holy shit...think of the possibilities.  "Excuse me, Mr. Don?  Or is it Mr.  Ho?  Sorry, don't know the pidgin lingo.  Yessir, what is the hookers and blow situation on the Windward side?"  

Fun fact: Don Ho’s mom was named Honey Ho. 

Too bad. I was really hoping aggy would be the only cancellation. I don’t care about most of these bowls, only about further humiliation for aggy. 

9 hours ago, mulletpelini said:

I'd look at the beach first, it's only afternoon there

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Well, that picture is all fine and dandy, but you need to approach from the other direction. She'll never see it coming.

Funny how all the playoff and NYE bowl teams haven’t had many Covid concerns….

2 hours ago, nnm said:

Too bad. I was really hoping aggy would be the only cancellation. I don’t care about most of these bowls, only about further humiliation for aggy. 

Aggy is still more embarrassing considering they had more than a week until their game. Hawaii backed out the day of the game. Aggy is much more chickenshit.

Just now, GTX Horn said:

Aggy is still more embarrassing considering they had more than a week until their game. Hawaii backed out the day of the game. Aggy is much more chickenshit.

This. 

8 minutes ago, BabaYaga said:

Funny how all the playoff and NYE bowl teams haven’t had many Covid concerns….

Not everything is a conspiracy you fucking aggy wannabe 

1 hour ago, BabaYaga said:

Funny how all the playoff and NYE bowl teams haven’t had many Covid concerns….

It's like the 2020 UIL playoffs.  There were something like 8 cancellations in the first round, all of them being 4th-place teams forfeiting to district champs.  And miraculously, there were none after that.

2 hours ago, BabaYaga said:

Funny how all the playoff and NYE bowl teams haven’t had many Covid concerns….

UGA’s best WR has Covid as does their backup QB. Bama’s OC does as well. 

5 minutes ago, Don Johnson said:

Bama’s OC does as well. 

Yea but that helps Bama out

6 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yea but that helps Bama out

No OC > BOB

15 hours ago, Murfdogg21 said:

Just rub some poi on that covid. 

Or in the words of Chris Rock. "PUT SOME 'TUSSIN ON IT!!"

Is there anything else on television? Like when a baseball game or a NASCAR race get rained out and they play old movies on the broadcast instead?

6 hours ago, GTX Horn said:

Aggy is still more embarrassing considering they had more than a week until their game. Hawaii backed out the day of the game. Aggy is much more chickenshit.

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7 hours ago, Don Johnson said:

 

Born and raised on Oahu, still have a lot of family there and many friends/contacts working at or connected otherwise to UH Manoa.  It's apparently pretty bad.  Obviously, this is a low tier program with only one flash in the pan season (Colt Brennan getting the team to play Georgia with a regular undefeated season) and some solid years, but I don't even think the school has the money to easily do a buyout so soon.  The team also had some coaching strife internally with Rolovich and other coaches kind of worse than disclosed officially to the public, but this sounds worse from people involved with both situations.  (all hearsay but I trust it reasonably)

4 hours ago, trza-hawk said:

Is there anything else on television? Like when a baseball game or a NASCAR race get rained out and they play old movies on the broadcast instead?

A game tonight would have been perfect.  

Yea but that helps Bama out

Now right here is a true Houston fan. Props.

Now right here is a true Houston fan. Props.

Not at all but I know shit when I see it.
16 hours ago, bluto said:

Graham is and always has been the cocksuckiest of cocksuckers. 

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no one wants to lose to the American lol

If we had won 1 more, we’d get through practices but probably get our game cancelled. That was win-win 

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31 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

Howd we get through the season? 

The latest variant is real easy to catch.  Not as life threatening, but real transmissable.

There are going to be issues with playoffs and championship game.

It’s going to be comical to watch the powers that be put a finger on the scale for Bama

I'm giving the Las Vegas Bowl a 50/50 chance of actually happening.  Still going though.  Need flight numbers 99 and 100 to get my Southwest companion pass and, if it does get cancelled, at least I'll be in Vegas.

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