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Fellow Surly members, I want to wish you all a wonderful and very Merry Christmas. I was given the best present tonight. 

We buried my Stepmother (AKA Badass Mom) on Monday and today my dad decided to drive 6 hours to come and surprise me and spend Christmas with me and my son. He lives in North Texas where he guards our wonderful state border against Land Thieves.

 It is almost 4 AM and I am pretty shitfaced after drinking with the good Colonel. We told war stories, lies, and talked shit about ex girl friends and celebrated the life of his wonderful wife. I never expected him to come here and as stated, spending the night with him was the best present I could ever receive. Well that and aggy fucking up their bowl game. 

I hope you all feel joy today and tomorrow and I am thankful to be part of this group. 

Merry Christmas to all! 

Inka 

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7 minutes ago, workswithseed said:

Merry Christmas, Inka. Sorry to hear about your stepmom.

Thanks my man. We knew it was coming, just love seeing how Dad is responding. And I love that I got to spend tonight with him. Tomorrow there will be three generations of our family having dinner together. That alone is a wonderful present for Christmas.

 Hell, the rest of the year I have you Surly bastards (and the ladies) to spend with. Gifts that keep on giving. 

The best presents are the ones that didn't come from a store.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

The best presents are the ones that didn't come from a store.

Agreed, online is the way to go these days.

3 hours ago, RPM said:

The best presents are the ones that didn't come from a store.

Says the kid who never went to Toys R Us.

Merry Christmas, Inka, and to the rest of you magnificent assholes. I’m in the third year of post-divorce holiday rotations, and am thankful for simply being with my kids on Christmas.

Merry Christmas brother, one of these days I’d love to get together and share stories with you, although mine are probably pretty tame.  

Just now, South Austin said:

Says the kid who never went to Toys R Us.

True. It was Leonard's Department Store and I rode the subway.

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4 hours ago, Judge Roybeanbag said:

Merry Christmas brother, one of these days I’d love to get together and share stories with you, although mine are probably pretty tame.  

Hahahaha, lets all meet at the Posse East one day! 

Merry Christmas Eve! To one and all!

Merry Christmas, Inka Tex!
You have my condolences, and thanks, for warming my heart. You’ve reminded me of another great man, and my chosen brother, and their generosity towards me and my family.

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4 hours ago, South Austin said:

Says the kid who never went to Toys R Us.

Merry Christmas, Inka, and to the rest of you magnificent assholes. I’m in the third year of post-divorce holiday rotations, and am thankful for simply being with my kids on Christmas.

Thanks man! Hug em and teach them aggy is evil and OU sux. 

 

 

Merry Christmas everyone! Y’all are awesome! ❤️💚

4 hours ago, RPM said:

True. It was Leonard's Department Store and I rode the subway.

Leonard's Department Store was the truth ! 

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1 hour ago, MissingInAction said:

This has been great holiday week so far. Seen everyone I care about, and more to come this evening and tomorrow.

And that is what matters. Oddly, with the family situation we all decided to just get together tonight except my daughter who is with her mom. 

Hell, we even sat at my dad's house before the funeral with the Urn in front of us and all had a beer before heading to the funeral. Last beer we all had with her physical presence. mental will always be with us! 

 

7 minutes ago, Leeroy Jenkins said:

Merry Christmas bitches. 

Merry Christmas Leeroy.   I’ll tell all your old Ultra friends hi, although we won’t be Ultra much longer.  

Inka -  sorry for your loss.   everyone enjoy the holidays, your family and friends.   🤘. Time is a bitch. 

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4 minutes ago, Bigbend1812 said:

Inka -  sorry for your loss.   everyone enjoy the holidays, your family and friends.   🤘. Time is a bitch. 

Thanks man. Like I said Fuck Cancer. We knew it was coming, we were just hoping it would be after the holidays. That woman loved Christmas about as much as she loved the Cubs. 

Merry Christmas everyone!   Blessings on you and all your families!!!

Merry Christmas, you Surly Bastards.  I don't post much, but I do enjoy ya'lls company every day...well, most of you anyway.  Inka, sorry about your stepmom.  I lost my mom 10 years ago about a week before Christmas.  Glad you seem to be handling it well, and your family's going to be together over Christmas.  Here's something to help put everyone in the mood...Christmas mood, that is:

 

Merry Christmas Surly.  And I just want to say that I would rather post here with you people than with the finest people on Earth. 

Merry Christmas Inka. How old was Stepmom and how did she pass?

I feel oddly in the Christmas spirit. Much more so than ever before. Glad you got to spend that time with him. 

6 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Cross posted…

 

Aggy Head of Landscaping:

Shark Tank Writing GIF

17 hours ago, RPM said:

The best presents are the ones that didn't come from a store.

Didn't have my reading glasses on, and thought for a moment you said "whore" and wasn't sure whether to agree or disagree.

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4 hours ago, 83Horn said:

Merry Christmas, you Surly Bastards.  I don't post much, but I do enjoy ya'lls company every day...well, most of you anyway.  Inka, sorry about your stepmom.  I lost my mom 10 years ago about a week before Christmas.  Glad you seem to be handling it well, and your family's going to be together over Christmas.  Here's something to help put everyone in the mood...Christmas mood, that is:

 

Man, thank you so much! We all just listened to it while sipping a nice Glenfiddich. 

Be blessed and thank you all! 

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3 hours ago, Porterhouse said:

Merry Christmas Inka. How old was Stepmom and how did she pass?

I feel oddly in the Christmas spirit. Much more so than ever before. Glad you got to spend that time with him. 

68 and it was her second bout of all types of cancer. She beat it once, but it came back and there was really nothing anyone could do. 

Yeah, we had a great evening. Was nice to have Dad and Son in the same room that was not an ICU or the Veteran's Cemetery in Dallas. 

Hope all had a great evening. 

7 hours ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Cross posted…

 

 

 

Js1, NameAkreadyinUse, and I love the light show!  Good to see some tasteful decorations for once 🤣

6 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

Thanks man. Like I said Fuck Cancer. We knew it was coming, we were just hoping it would be after the holidays. That woman loved Christmas about as much as she loved the Cubs. 

She's alright by me.  Merry Christmas and sorry for your loss, Inka. 

6 hours ago, 83Horn said:

Merry Christmas, you Surly Bastards.  I don't post much, but I do enjoy ya'lls company every day...well, most of you anyway.  Inka, sorry about your stepmom.  I lost my mom 10 years ago about a week before Christmas.  Glad you seem to be handling it well, and your family's going to be together over Christmas.  Here's something to help put everyone in the mood...Christmas mood, that is:

 

Wish I could pos rep this more than once. Thanks for posting.

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1 hour ago, ChiTownDoc said:

She's alright by me.  Merry Christmas and sorry for your loss, Inka. 

Thanks Doc. Merry Christmas Sir. 

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Alright, so a fun update we are into our second bottle of scotch. A gorgeous friend of mine was orphaned tonight and had no where to go and came over. She is now singing to my dad who is pretty drunk, crying, and having a great Christmas. I guess we have started a new tradition! I am just sitting back watching the Old Colonel have a sad, happy and great night. Glad we are all together. 

Was a great Christmas and not over yet. 

9 hours ago, InkaUtexas said:

68 and it was her second bout of all types of cancer. She beat it once, but it came back and there was really nothing anyone could do. 

Yeah, we had a great evening. Was nice to have Dad and Son in the same room that was not an ICU or the Veteran's Cemetery in Dallas. 

Hope all had a great evening. 

I’m sorry to hear that. Same thing happened to my mom at 47. Very cool to celebrate with your dad and kids. Merry Christmas. 

The spirit of the season can show up I unusual ways. Glad that it visited y’all last night.

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