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We definitely do not always agree, but you assholes have been great through the last two COVID years.  

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Happy Holiest of Holy Days from this Jew to you.  Leave the ham, take the bourbon

Meh, at work today for a half day with that being the only time we get off for the month of December.  I'm not feeling it this year.

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Merry Christmas to everyone. Enjoy time with the family you like as well as the ones you don’t because a little kindness can go a long way!

Merry Christmas to the finest collection of aholes I know.

the saturday/sunday years put the kibosh on the whole thing

it's like getting cheated out of two 3-day weekends in a row

Kiss his ass

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Still the greatest Christmas song of all time. And is perfect for this website.

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1 hour ago, Lobo said:

Happy Holiest of Holy Days from this Jew to you. 

You did this.

We birthed him.  You’re thinking of Good Friday.  Sinner.  

Happy holidays (oh no!) to the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. 

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The evolution of this forum from mostly republican to mostly not is a reflection of the fact that not all conservative minded people with values founded in Christianity have abandoned the teachings of Jesus Christ.

Merry Christmas.

I can only think of one carol that sums up this board and this sentiment on this day.

 

Happy Holidays.  This place indeed was a good place to hang during Covid times. Hope everyone stays safe and well.  Enjoy your time as best you can.  

 

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12 minutes ago, Celery Man said:

The evolution of this forum from mostly republican to mostly not is a reflection of the fact that not all conservative minded people with values founded in Christianity have abandoned the teachings of Jesus Christ.

Merry Christmas.

Teachings of Christ (as interpreted by the deplorable) are now: Fuck Brown People, Get Green Money. 
 

Despite my vehement atheism, I wish a Merry Christmas to all you fuckers. Remember the Golden Rule, show gratitude to the people in your life that have earned it, and pray that we can pull out of this tailspin before we John Denver the USA into the side of fascism mountain. 

About 9 tonight Big Bob Wilonsky's Cool Yule is on the ticket.

This one is my favorite from last year.

 

Covid just scrapped my family get-together.  

Oh, well -- at least we had Thanksgiving this year.

Merry Christmas or whatever y'all celebrate.  

ou sucks.

 

I love that we can take stabs at one another, talk shit and come back do it again tomorrow !

Merry Christmas you A-holes !

25 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Teachings of Christ (as interpreted by the deplorable) are now: Fuck Brown People, Get Green Money. 
 

Despite my vehement atheism, I wish a Merry Christmas to all you fuckers. Remember the Golden Rule, show gratitude to the people in your life that have earned it, and pray that we can pull out of this tailspin before we John Denver the USA into the side of fascism mountain. 


do atheist eat Christmas cookies ?

 

27 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays you buncha assholes

That thumbnail is about as BRITISH as anything could ever be.

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6 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


do atheist eat Christmas cookies ?

We does

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7 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

That thumbnail is about as BRITISH as anything could ever be.

This one. Brits or Germans?

 

 

20 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:


do atheist eat Christmas cookies ?

Dis bitch gettin eaten. 

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Merry Christmas to all you assholes. 
 

My 2 favorite renditions of my favorite Christmas song for your listening pleasure 

 

 

 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holiday! Be safe wherever you are.

2 hours ago, Hagbard Celine said:

the saturday/sunday years put the kibosh on the whole thing

it's like getting cheated out of two 3-day weekends in a row

Reminds me of my first partnership meeting at my old firm.  Managing partner (who is a malignant narcissist sociopath) looked over the list of holidays for the coming year and demanded to know why we had scheduled the day after Christmas (Christmas happened to fall on a Sunday that year) as a holiday.  He said something along the lines of "that's just the way the calendar falls.  There shouldn't be a holiday for a day that isn't the holiday."

It was eye opening, to say the least.

40 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

do atheist eat Christmas cookies ?

Not the kind they serve at Communion. But otherwise, sure. 

Merry Christmas, Penelope.  My wish is just to maybe get to dine with you some day…the meals you share on here might as well be another world away from West Texas.  Maybe I could treat you to a couple of Allsups burritos some day.😂

Working today until about 2, because I like making sure all my people get done at a decent time. Going to afternoon service today and then enjoy the evening with my younger son his girlfriend and my wife.   Hoping you and yours have a safe and Merry Christmas.

Assholes forever, and to all a good night!!!

1 hour ago, Celery Man said:

The evolution of this forum from mostly republican to mostly not is a reflection of the fact that not all conservative minded people with values founded in Christianity have abandoned the teachings of Jesus Christ.

Merry Christmas.

Team Bailey.

 

Merry Christmas! Happy Hanukkah! Happy Holidays! 

Happy holidays Surly folks! 

Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays!

3 hours ago, SmokeyTheBear said:

Happy holidays (oh no!) to the jolliest bunch of assholes this side of the nuthouse. 

Wearing this right now!

 

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Merry Christmas, all! 

Since it’s CR: Remember when it was made illegal to say Merry Christmas a few years ago and then the Great MAGA restored true American values? Yes, me neither. 

55 minutes ago, cactusflinthead said:

 

Surly’s future is in good hands.

Jesus is fake. But this is the one time of year I’m glad that Paul made Him up. 

Merry Christmas, y’all. 

merry christmas all you crazy people.

this really is the season to come together and realize we really hate each other, haha.

seriously, this place has been crazy. i'm looking forward to my annual christmas vacation movie watching with the family, followed by my putting everyone to bed and watching it's a wonderful life by myself tradition. might be tears, fuck you i'm not crying you're crying.

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