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2 hours ago, slorch said:

Not even Bucees could clean those bathrooms...

The Penn Station one is disgusting. Grand Central stays pretty clean though.

1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

 


A satirical depiction of what I imagine as the fear that leads folks to walk around with a firearm strapped to their person. I’ll repeat: my own assumption of other people’s fears.

 

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On 12/24/2021 at 5:26 PM, StassneyHorn said:

I was in Victoria 5 minutes and then I get an email about my positive Covid results. Ate some turkey pie outside, spent 30 minutes more out there talkin to dad 6 feet away, and then left back to Austin. Roommate already had two cigs in my flower bed and had two bowls packed in the living room (rule is smoke outside) so I unfortunately have to kill him on Christmas Eve 

My unvaccinated by choice roommate thinks I have handled this situation terribly. This is after his test came back negative today and I told him within 2.5 hours of my results. This guy also tells everyone he got it March 2020 before people knew what it was. 

Kicked out of the military cause of alcohol, lives job to job doing electrical work, setting up gutters, fixing cars. You know, real poor people bullshit. I gave him a chance and I just don’t know if I can afford to give another Republican muppet like him an opportunity. Never pays his rent on time but has money for booze, cigarettes and weed every week. I don’t know if it’s cause he’s Republican, military, or a goddamn Ohio rat but it really makes for an uncomfortable two weeks to get his gutter ass out of here.

/StassneySack

31 minutes ago, StassneyHorn said:

My unvaccinated by choice roommate thinks I have handled this situation terribly. This is after his test came back negative today and I told him within 2.5 hours of my results. This guy also tells everyone he got it March 2020 before people knew what it was. 

Kicked out of the military cause of alcohol, lives job to job doing electrical work, setting up gutters, fixing cars. You know, real poor people bullshit. I gave him a chance and I just don’t know if I can afford to give another Republican muppet like him an opportunity. Never pays his rent on time but has money for booze, cigarettes and weed every week. I don’t know if it’s cause he’s Republican, military, or a goddamn Ohio rat but it really makes for an uncomfortable two weeks to get his gutter ass out of here.

/StassneySack

Prolly owes for his last hospital visit when he fell off a ladder and broke a rib. Still refuses to obtain health insurance.

Forgive me, I’m projecting on behalf of the Republican in my former circle.

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1 hour ago, StassneyHorn said:

My unvaccinated by choice roommate thinks I have handled this situation terribly. This is after his test came back negative today and I told him within 2.5 hours of my results. This guy also tells everyone he got it March 2020 before people knew what it was. 

Kicked out of the military cause of alcohol, lives job to job doing electrical work, setting up gutters, fixing cars. You know, real poor people bullshit. I gave him a chance and I just don’t know if I can afford to give another Republican muppet like him an opportunity. Never pays his rent on time but has money for booze, cigarettes and weed every week. I don’t know if it’s cause he’s Republican, military, or a goddamn Ohio rat but it really makes for an uncomfortable two weeks to get his gutter ass out of here.

/StassneySack

Lesson...don't have a roommate.

20 minutes ago, PenelopeWitherspoon said:

Lesson...don't have a roommate.

It’s kind of amazing what kind of people some here associate with by choice. Are y’all like 19 years old splitting rent?

I was busy keeping the spirits up in the Christmas Assembly thread.  

Hope everybody had a great day and enjoys the fuck outta putting all those decorations away!  

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40 minutes ago, Anastasis said:

It’s kind of amazing what kind of people some here associate with by choice. Are y’all like 19 years old splitting rent?

This Up Here GIF by Chord Overstreet

Ha I was working part time for the last 18 months and flying planes. Then I stopped flying planes and learned Salesforce. No roommates needed to pay my mortgage any longer 

On 12/26/2021 at 6:38 PM, Anastasis said:

It’s kind of amazing what kind of people some here associate with by choice. Are y’all like 19 years old splitting rent?

Interestingly enough, perhaps not, that is exactly how I came to know the guy I mentioned. Friend of my roommate from Sophomore year. Known him for almost forty years. I had a couple of interactions a year with the guy, but when Trump ran for office, he’d text weekly. Eventually, he blocked me. I’m an asshole IRL

 

23 minutes ago, Willfully Horn said:

I’m an asshole IRL

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