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And the Grinch, with his grinch-feet ice-cold in the snow,
Stood puzzling and puzzling: "How could it be so?"
"It came with out ribbons! It came without tags!"
"It came without packages, boxes or bags!"
And he puzzled three hours, till his puzzler was sore.
Then the Grinch thought of something he hadn't before!
"Maybe Christmas," he thought, "doesn't come from a store."
"Maybe Christmas...perhaps...means a little bit more!"

 

 

Merry Christmas. Kiss my ass. Kiss his ass. Kiss your ass. Happy Hanukkah.

1 hour ago, Message Board User said:

Mr T with some pearls of wisdom tonight.  Out of the mouths of babes...

This is bad, but my first thought is "he's got a 3-letter twitter handle, how much is that worth?"

Not the best time for a toothache but Merry Christmas anyway! Assholes...

Peace, Love, Merry Christmas and Happy Holidays to baddest bunch of MFer's on the net.  Now get off my lawn!

2 hours ago, Armybrat said:

Merry Christmas 

 

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Rudolph got a nose job.

15 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

my jewish family approves.

 

merry christmas

 

Hannuklaus rocks. 

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38 minutes ago, Shaggy3.0 said:

my jewish family approves.

merry christmas

23 minutes ago, deadshank said:

Hannuklaus rocks. 

Seems like every store (6 or 7) and the two fast food joins I went into yesterday all were saying "Merry Christmas" to the point where I wanted to respond with "and a Happy Hanukah!"

edit: Not trying to be a dick, it's just like "wow, everybody is saying it this year."  I'm guessing for those folks it's been a far better year/Christmas than last year, as a couple have mentioned they were worried people would keep shopping online instead of in-person.  I suppose this holiday season would have broken some of the stores barely hanging on.

 

Edited by atomheartbevo

16 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Seems like every store (6 or 7) and the two fast food joins I went into yesterday all were saying "Merry Christmas" to the point where I wanted to respond with "and a Happy Hanukah!"

In their defense, it was Christmas Eve and Hanukkah ended a couple weeks ago. 

Just now, South Austin said:

In their defense, it was Christmas Eve and Hanukkah ended a couple weeks ago. 

I doubt they know when Hanukah ended.

Should be wishing everybody Happy Festivus now that I think about it.

Just now, atomheartbevo said:

I doubt they know when Hanukah ended.

I’m sure you’re right.  But for better or worse, we haven’t secularized and commercialized Hanukkah like we have Christmas for the last 100 years or so. Maybe the Jews prefer it that way.

merry christmas you surly sonsabitches

6 minutes ago, South Austin said:

I’m sure you’re right.  But for better or worse, we haven’t secularized and commercialized Hanukkah like we have Christmas for the last 100 years or so. Maybe the Jews prefer it that way.

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2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Seems like every store (6 or 7) and the two fast food joins I went into yesterday all were saying "Merry Christmas" to the point where I wanted to respond with "and a Happy Hanukah!"

edit: Not trying to be a dick, it's just like "wow, everybody is saying it this year."  I'm guessing for those folks it's been a far better year/Christmas than last year, as a couple have mentioned they were worried people would keep shopping online instead of in-person.  I suppose this holiday season would have broken some of the stores barely hanging on.

 

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AITA Christmas Edition: BIL plans to go with my FIL to our family land to hunt without white tail tags. I guess because it's $310 and he's cheap. I think they get the critter out of state $48 5-day license and just use my FIL's tag if he gets something. Just one morning hunt, so decent chance he'll get nothing. Am I the asshole because I think that's fucking bullshit? I'm not narcing to the game warden, but I made clear I don't condone. Also I am debating on calling him "Poacher" the rest of the week.

7 minutes ago, Armybrat said:

My favorite Christmas present

 

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Well, I've seen your eyebrows.  So I'm guessing you're using it on your bikini line?  

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