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which female lead from an old western would you have wanted to fuck, and why is it Angie Dickinson?

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#6
1 hour ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Just a poke

Sweetheart of Lonesome Dove - True West Magazine

Winner.  End of discussion.

#12

Is a TV miniseries from 1989 an “old western?” I guess I’m just being an old.

I never got the “Angie Dickinson is hot” conversation from people back in the day when she was on Police Woman or when Carson would practically splooge in his pants during her many appearances, but just a few years ago, I saw her in the movie Gil referenced, Rio Bravo, and that changed my thinking: she was fucking amazing. Shoulda stayed a brunette.

(DePalma’s use of a body double for Angie in Dressed to Kill was the inspiration for his movie Body Double. Just a little factoid you didn’t ask for or need. Merry Christmas!)

#15
3 minutes ago, Guadaloopy said:

Tombstone is almost 30 years ago, so…

i want one tombstone GIF

if you just want to list women from westerns you’d sleep with this will be the longest thread on surly. we’re making nominations for the best, are we not?

if she’s at the top of your list, well, ok. 

#16

Yes.  Top of the list for me.

Something tells me you are not familiar with her full body of work. 
 

 

#21

Old is relative. It’s not just Tombstone. Far and Away is twenty-nine years old, so Nicole Kidman is an option. Shit, we got Drew Barrymore in 1994’s Bad Girls, Sharon Stone in the Quick and the Dead, Jodie Foster in Maverick, Salma Hayek in Wild, Wild West, Julianne Margulies in the Newton Boys, and the list goes on just for the 1990s. 

#22
42 minutes ago, Apep said:

Old is relative. It’s not just Tombstone. Far and Away is twenty-nine years old, so Nicole Kidman is an option. Shit, we got Drew Barrymore in 1994’s Bad Girls, Sharon Stone in the Quick and the Dead, Jodie Foster in Maverick, Salma Hayek in Wild, Wild West, Julianne Margulies in the Newton Boys, and the list goes on just for the 1990s. 

except that drew barrymore is an ugly troll, but sure. 

#23
if you just want to list women from westerns you’d sleep with this will be the longest thread on surly. we’re making nominations for the best, are we not?
if she’s at the top of your list, well, ok. 

Oh no. We’ll have a thread with a bunch of hot women pics.
#28
2 hours ago, futureman said:

except that drew barrymore is an ugly troll, but sure. 

Whatever floats your well-fisted ass, ya filthy animal.

Edited by Apep

#29
2 hours ago, futureman said:

except that drew barrymore is an ugly troll, but sure. 

while she might not have aged well, she looked good in that movie.   As did the other ladies in it.

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#30
2 hours ago, Hate said:


Oh no. We’ll have a thread with a bunch of hot women pics.

The horror.

 

#33

Always thought Verna Bloom in HPD was both sexy and saucy, was probably much more so in Animal House as Mrs. Wormer.

#34

Fuck it, I'm going OG. Always had a thing for Susan Hayward.

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#37
2 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

 

Bandolero, 100 Rifles...

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Yeah it's Raquel in first place, and then Raquel in second place as well, then the chick from once upon a time in the west.

#39
2 hours ago, Longhornstampede said:

For me it begins and ends with her

Yeah, something about her. She should have won all the academy awards for Carnal Knowledge and as a kid her dancing in Bye Bye Birdie was probably my youngest realization of that funny feeling.

#40
2 hours ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

Yeah it's Raquel in first place, and then Raquel in second place as well, then the chick from once upon a time in the west.

Growing up in the early 70s, Raquel was every grade school boy's number one.  There was no competition.

She showed how truly fine she was as she aged so well, looking great even into her sixties.

#41
8 minutes ago, Wade said:

Growing up in the early 70s, Raquel was every grade school boy's number one.  There was no competition.

She showed how truly fine she was as she aged so well, looking great even into her sixties.

Preach it brother 

#42

Ann Baxter in Yellow Sky, both vastly underrated.

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Edited by DougO

#43
3 hours ago, RPM said:

Fuck it, I'm going OG. Always had a thing for Susan Hayward.

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That was one of the others that first popped into mind.

#44
1 hour ago, Wade said:

Growing up in the early 70s, Raquel was every grade school boy's number one.  There was no competition.

She showed how truly fine she was as she aged so well, looking great even into her sixties.

Interesting considering 99.99% of those boys had Farrah Fawcett’s poster hung in their bedroom. 

#46

If we are bringing in redheads...even though she's Irish. she's #2 behind Claudia Cardinale for me

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(yes this is from a pirate movie, so what)

#48

Every cast member in The Searchers was great, but what made that movie for me, in addition to the original group of Indian hunters led by Ward Bond, was every scene with Vera Miles.  She was a loyal goofball and how the fuck could that stupid half breed take her for granted.

 

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#49

Well hell, if Giant is a Western (I don't think it is) then Hud is a Western (I don't think it is.)

And if that is the case, Patricia Neal is the first time I thought "an older woman" was throwing down a damn fine vibe. 

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#50
1 hour ago, tantric superman said:

Every cast member in The Searchers was great, but what made that movie for me, in addition to the original group of Indian hunters led by Ward Bond, was every scene with Vera Miles.  She was a loyal goofball and how the fuck could that stupid half breed take her for granted.

 

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We’re tits just pointier back in the day?

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