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which female lead from an old western would you have wanted to fuck, and why is it Angie Dickinson?

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Don't know who any of these old broads are but yes to all of them. Bet the bush was Beasty though

10 hours ago, VABuckeye said:

Interesting considering 99.99% of those boys had Farrah Fawcett’s poster hung in their bedroom. 

Early 70s as it says in the post, numbnut.

Arlene Golonka really caught my eye in Hang Em High. 

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Especially after she spent all that time being sweet, innocent Millie on Mayberry RFD.

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But, back to Angie Dickinson

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3 hours ago, Richard Kimball said:

Arlene Golonka really caught my eye in Hang Em High. 

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Arlene Golonka is severely under rated.

Need to add Suzanne Pleshette. Nevada Smith, Support Your Local Sheriff.

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Margaret Blye, Waterhole #3.

I'd water her hole.

 

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Hedley Lamarr

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I mean Hedy Lamarr. She was in a western called Copper Canyon.

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No love for Marilyn Monroe?  River of No Return with Robert Mitchum.

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I'll take whichever one you fellas don't want.

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Also need to consider Marlene Dietrich from Destry Rides Again. She was the inspiration for Lilli Von Schtupp.

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All of these are lovely ladies but I’m going with Shirley Jones in The Cheyenne Social Club. Along with supporting whores Sue Ane Langdon, Elaine Devry, Jackie Russell, and Jackie Joseph. I was 11. It was a virtual sex parade so much cleavage.

On 12/25/2021 at 9:42 PM, atomheartbevo said:

If we are bringing in redheads...even though she's Irish. she's #2 behind Claudia Cardinale for me

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(yes this is from a pirate movie, so what)

Had never heard of Claudia before...Holy shit she was hot

16 hours ago, Texzilla58 said:

All of these are lovely ladies but I’m going with Shirley Jones in The Cheyenne Social Club. Along with supporting whores Sue Ane Langdon, Elaine Devry, Jackie Russell, and Jackie Joseph. I was 11. It was a virtual sex parade so much cleavage.

Never heard of the movie...<goggle google google>.... well hello there Mrs. Partridge.

 

On 12/25/2021 at 1:20 AM, pyrohornIII said:

 

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Maureen O'Hara in McClintock

Angie D is clearly #1.  Or Raquel if she was in a western.  But I also think Stefanie Powers in McClintock (Becky) was smoke.

 

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25 minutes ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Jodie Foster / Maverick / 1994 directed by Richard Donner [Warner Bros.  Pictures] Stock Photo - Alamy

You gotta be fucking kidding me?!?

1 hour ago, kingkoopa6 said:

Jodie Foster / Maverick / 1994 directed by Richard Donner [Warner Bros.  Pictures] Stock Photo - Alamy

She doesn't crack the top 10 IMO.  Cute, and perky, but not wet dream fantasy material.

Why did Sam Peckinpah never cast Angie Dickinson and Claudia Cardinale in a cat fight Dynasty style- rolling around in a water trough, ripping wet busting bodices off each other?

Maybe a little off the beaten path, but I had kind of a thing for Sandra Giacomo when she was on some TV series, and had a nice set of guns. Crazy chick in Quigly, underrated and well-played part. 

 

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Quigley was not a western. 

It was an eastern. Southeastern to be precise.

16 hours ago, 0xdeadbeef said:

Never heard of the movie...<goggle google google>.... well hello there Mrs. Partridge.

Jimmy Stewart inherits a whorehouse and becomes a pimp. Quite the rollicking tale.

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I always had a thing for Capucine. Here from North to Alaska. She's not prime Maureen O'Hara; nobody is. But she's special to me.

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She also appears later in a fun western where samurai Toshiro Mifune teams with Charles Bronson called Red Sun. Also has the fabulous Ursula Andress.

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On 12/25/2021 at 9:42 PM, atomheartbevo said:

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That looks like Norm Mcdonald delivering a punchline.

 

Some good ones in here.  Raquel take it IMO.

I had a thing for Clint's spinner in Josey Wales.

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6 hours ago, Mach 1 said:

Some good ones in here.  Raquel take it IMO.

I had a thing for Clint's spinner in Josey Wales.

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That bitch is cray to the bone.

On 12/27/2021 at 4:02 PM, Richard Kimball said:

Arlene Golonka really caught my eye in Hang Em High. 

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Especially after she spent all that time being sweet, innocent Millie on Mayberry RFD.

 

Not the lead, but I'll allow it; however, since the thread is about female leads in old westerns, and you specifically brought up Hang 'Em High, how come no mention of Inger Stevens?

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11 minutes ago, 83Horn said:

Not the lead, but I'll allow it; however, since the thread is about female leads in old westerns, and you specifically brought up Hang 'Em High, how come no mention of Inger Stevens?

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Thread drift, but I've always had a thing for Amy Winehouse, before she became that skeleton looking thing eaten up by drugs, and alcohol abuse

On 12/24/2021 at 8:43 PM, henrygandorf said:

i don't really like westerns, but if i have to play...

Butch, Sundance, and Katharine Ross – Utah Film Commission

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This is my pick. Katharine Ross is simply beautiful. (Honorable mention to Grace Kelly, Ann Margret and a few others.)

On 12/29/2021 at 2:31 PM, MAROON said:

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Rio Lobo had two hotties 

First time I saw this I was a preteen and this "topless" scene was so hot. I thought I was watching porn.

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40 minutes ago, Pokoloco said:

I always liked Wrangler Jane from F Troop

Melody Patterson F Troop

She was 15

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2 hours ago, C-Man said:

This is my pick. Katharine Ross is simply beautiful. (Honorable mention to Grace Kelly, Ann Margret and a few others.)

Sam Elliott is a lucky man.

I saw one version of the Cheyenne Social Club that had one of the girls in a lavender see thru nighty.  It was Elaine Devry

Probably the first tits I ever clearly saw on a TV screen.  Unfortunately that was before VCRs, so there was no pause and linger available.  

Spoiler for mild NSFW:

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That had to be a fun movie to make.

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8 hours ago, Pokoloco said:

I always liked Wrangler Jane from F Troop

Melody Patterson F Troop

So, about F Troop:  they say that Forrest Tucker was packing a major hog.  Foot-long, as legend has it.   He and Milton claimed to be the charter members of "The Long Schlong Club of Beverly Hills".   I always wondered if Ol' Jane ever wrangled "The Chief". 

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After perusing this thread I have to say that there’s a bunch of movie star women I’d have sex with. Who knew?

51 minutes ago, Davis Lane said:

Maria Elena says fuck all of you....

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In the last pic here they look they are having a bit of a nice rear “interaction”.

On 12/29/2021 at 4:55 PM, Mach 1 said:

Some good ones in here.  Raquel take it IMO.

I had a thing for Clint's spinner in Josey Wales.

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Wow! I know a woman who could be her identical twin. 

4 minutes ago, MissingInAction said:

Wow! I know a woman who could be her identical twin. 

Run

Just now, RPM said:

Run

She never did it for me at all.  Mousy, whiny voice, questionable looks, no curves, and not a very good actress.  The classic example of casting couch success IMO.  No thanks.

1 hour ago, Onboard 2.0 said:

She never did it for me at all.  Mousy, whiny voice, questionable looks, no curves, and not a very good actress.  The classic example of casting couch success IMO.  No thanks.

Though your cruel words may prevent lesser men from fapping to Sondra Locke in her prime, I'd like it on the record that I prevailed over the adversity.

Also, I'm sure it was unintentional, but @RPM comments actually assisted in my endeavor.

 

Carole Landis was in a few westerns, Cowboys from Texas and Three Texas Steers.

 

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On 1/1/2022 at 8:36 PM, ajax said:

Carole Landis was in a few westerns, Cowboys from Texas and Three Texas Steers.

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On 12/28/2021 at 10:31 PM, Guadaloopy said:

Close… Laura San Giacomo. 

best orgasm scene in history of non-porn cinema

also, #teamcardinale

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Rio Bravo on TCM now. (drool)

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