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Thank god.

If it comes to fruition, will the Brockermeyers portal to Texas?

Obligatory: Fuck the Brocks!

If Saban leaves Sark should attack the guys he/Flood/Davis recruited on that roster to transfer 

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This story comes out almost every year around this time and every year it is wrong.  I also don't think Nick Saban is the type who would distract his players by telling them this kind of thing before CFP games.  Sell.

Wtf is roughing the passer .com?

Didn't Saban sign another massive extension this summer? I guess things could change but seems like weird timing. 

If this is based off internet rumors, then I believe it. 

Saban mind games?  They are not the juggernaut of old.  

Saban will retire the same year Brady does.  2035.

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34 minutes ago, immamac said:

This thread is stupid. Saban wouldn't do Alabama dirty like that. If he announced it would be a full season in advance with a HCIW. 

i never promised you a rose garden

i was scrolling the rant for any new aggy comedy and on page 3 of their saban thread a bammer refuted the idea by arguing that satan wants to beat paterno in all-time wins to seal his legacy and that's the reason he is not going to retire

that's absurd as a rationale for NOT retiring given:

- he would have to go 14-1 in the current structure for 13 years to catch paterno

- he's 70, and you can't take it with you

- so the idea is crap because he wants to coach to 83 ?

- he already has more titles than anyone in history and no one will ever catch him

Saw it last night on Texags.  Just wishful thinking, but that ain't stopping them.

2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

Saw it last night on Texags.  Just wishful thinking, but that ain't stopping them.

Did they talk about how Saban is scared shitless of Jimbo?  Dumbest fuckers on earth.  

1 hour ago, fattyflattie said:

Too late to change his mins, aggy has already put it on the wall.  

Saban: "Loss to aggy is clear sign I've lost it. I'm done."

Put it on the wall.

There's smoke around Saban putting a down payment on a nice 3/2 in Elgin. Special advisor to PK is what I am hearing.

1 hour ago, Radical Larry said:

I get all my breaking news from roughingthepasser.football

I get my cheese wheels from them but I'm not a huge fan of their news. 

Scared of Texas.

This was my first thought..,


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Well if it happening then it’s the best kept football secret if all time… and yet it would give credence to the rumors Dabo is next coach at Bama and so his guys all leaving are from lack of assurances he was staying.

 

This rumor pops up every year (normally right before NSD1 or the playoffs) but since it would instill even greater chaos into cfb, fuck it, I’m behind it 100%!

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Fuck you autocorrect…

Lulz.

Dude is 70. Looks like he's 55 and has the same energy.

Saban's not going anywhere except to more final fours. 

Well if it happening then it’s the best kept football secret if all time… and yet it would give credence to the rumors Dani is next coach at Bama and so his guys all leaving are from lack of assurances he was staying.
 
This rumor pops up every year (normally right before NSD1 or the playoffs) but since it would instill even greater chaos into cfb, fuck it, I’m behind it 100%!

Who is Dani?
2 minutes ago, MirrOlure said:


Who is Dani?

Probably autocorrect from Dabo

2 hours ago, ztejas said:

Wtf is roughing the passer .com?

A bullshit site that caters to trolls.

And have his last loss come at the hands of Jimbo Baggins and his merry band of aggy?

Not a fuckin chance. Nothing to see here, move along.

Well if it happening then it’s the best kept football secret if all time… and yet it would give credence to the rumors Dani is next coach at Bama and so his guys all leaving are from lack of assurances he was staying.
 
This rumor pops up every year (normally right before NSD1 or the playoffs) but since it would instill even greater chaos into cfb, fuck it, I’m behind it 100%!
Dani? The most popular dancer at the Tuscaloosa boom boom room?

Bold strategy, might pay off in recruiting though.

Smoke about trouble with the recruitment of Bryce Young?

I have nothing more than a rambling, barely coherent rant from unOFFICIAL assitant coaches channel on YT about him being much older than he's presented to be? Birth certificategate, but may be nothing.

46 minutes ago, Steel Shank said:

I'm sticking with Dan Tanna.

He could lay some pipe.

Any rumor threads or speculation posts about Saban should be dealt with by way of a neg ban. 

1 hour ago, GringoSalado said:

He could lay some pipe.

And some rubber...

 

Top 50 TV Cars Of All Time: No. 7, Vega$ 1957 Ford Thunderbird

 

5 hours ago, immamac said:

This thread is stupid. Saban wouldn't do Alabama dirty like that. If he announced it would be a full season in advance with a HCIW. 

Whatever, this is obviously why we haven't announced a defensive coordinator change yet.

Has anyone seen Saban’s US birth certificate? Because if you haven’t you just need to see how this all plays out. 

5 hours ago, Hermanator said:

If Saban leaves Sark should attack the guys he/Flood/Davis recruited on that roster to transfer 

I'm pretty sure Saban is joining Sark's staff here in Austin as a thank you for Sark's contributions a couple of years ago. half the roster should be coming over. 

3 hours ago, Blotto said:

I'm pretty sure Saban is joining Sark's staff here in Austin as a thank you for Sark's contributions a couple of years ago. half the roster should be coming over. 

I heard the same. Apparently Mike Leach got caught blowing Joey Freshwater in Tuscaloosa. This caused SEC officials to look at dissolving the SEC and making the Big 12 a super league.

This story was developed to distract from the fact that Texas isn’t in a bowl game this year.  I forgot until I just remembered 

4 hours ago, USNALonghorn said:

Any rumor threads or speculation posts about Saban should be dealt with by way of a neg ban. 

Unquestionably

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