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Yea your stadium has been known to at times leak raw sewage on to your fanbase but bringing temperature controlled benches to a temperature controlled stadium seems like the right allocation of money little Danny.   Never change.

Hope someone sneaks some palm trees in, right next to the bench.

2 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Lmao

 

Idiotic move on WFT to do this during a record warm spell.

2 hours ago, Dewey said:

Hope someone sneaks some palm trees in, right next to the bench.

I’d go with Balm trees on the benches, Icy Hot Balm to be specific.  

Kick the ever-lovin' fuck out of those WFT cocksuckers!!!

2 hours ago, Horn80 said:

Idiotic move on WFT to do this during a record warm spell.

Idiotic is what Snyder does better than anyone. 

Just win. Even if ugly. We’ll be getting their best shot as they’re getting guys back from Covid

NEVER underestimate the Redskins (sue me). They have been known to pull a rabbit out of their ass vs Dallas.

26 minutes ago, RPM said:

NEVER underestimate the Redskins (sue me). They have been known to pull a rabbit out of their ass vs Dallas.

And Snyder has been known to put a rabbit in the WFT's cheerleaders' asses.

15 minutes ago, Deej said:

And Snyder has been known to put a rabbit in the WFT's cheerleaders' asses.

George Costanza Seinfeld GIF

1 hour ago, RPM said:

NEVER underestimate the Redskins (sue me). They have been known to pull a rabbit out of their ass vs Dallas.

Didn’t the SB 30 team get swept by a Heath Shuler led Washington team that season? 

1 minute ago, Underdog said:

Didn’t the SB 30 team get swept by a Heath Shuler led Washington team that season? 

Yes, not sure about the Shuler part but they definitely dropped two games to Washington.  Think they also lost to 49ers 

Cowboys need to rip WFT arm off and beat them to death with it.

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23 minutes ago, Horn80 said:

Cowboys need to rip WFT arm off and beat them to death with it.

It will come down to the final 5 minutes and you'll like it!!

37 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Yes, not sure about the Shuler part but they definitely dropped two games to Washington.  Think they also lost to 49ers 

Ferotte in G1 and Shuler for G2.  Their 4th loss was to Philly.  That team caught a break with SF losing to Atlanta losing HFA and then losing to GB in the POs.  

Was just coming to post Tyron is out…and I think that’s for the best as Dallas clinched the division today already.

13 minutes ago, Vic Mackey said:

It will come down to the final 5 minutes and you'll like it!!

it better not

if they can't figure out how to run the ball tonight they're not going to in january

"I feel sorry for Terry McLauren because he's always had to play with garbage quarterbacks."

Damn, Rodney...

WTF was that?

Was that a genius boy OC special?

That was interesting. Obviously drawn up since coop was just standing there.

Catch that and it’s close to a first down.

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Wow neat opening drive series. This offense is fucking ass

Just now, Hagbard Celine said:

what the everlovingfuck was that

Looked like it was halfway designed but Cooper dropped it 

WTH?

OK.  Imma throw it to you then you stop at the rusty 83 Impala then fling to to him.  When he flings it to you, you kick it and run backward to the fire hydrant and then…..

Just now, Vic Mackey said:

Wow neat opening drive series. This offense is fucking ass

Bet you said the opposite during the first half at Fair Park.   Jesus, some of y’all overreacting fuckers 

Fucking boise state bullshit. It's fucking Washington. Just beat their ass. 

Can you DIG IT?

Even got OPIed, but no flag.

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Bet you said the opposite during the first half at Fair Park.   Jesus, some of y’all overreacting fuckers 
Overreacting? Lmao. This offense has been trash minus one game since the halfway point of the season.

Parsons applied pressure. Diggs got 11.

Wow.

Overreacting? Lmao. This offense has been trash minus one game since the halfway point of the season.

Yes. And you’re still an overreacting pussy with 11 minutes to go in the first fucking quarter.
Just now, Vic Mackey said:
2 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:
Bet you said the opposite during the first half at Fair Park.   Jesus, some of y’all overreacting fuckers 

Overreacting? Lmao. This offense has been trash minus one game since the halfway point of the season.

One series fucktard!  This game, one series.  

Diggs ran that route like he was the receiver.

1 minute ago, Trey3216 said:

Lol.  We’re done!!!!

 

- Vic

Vic is the Dallas version of Greenspoint 

plus fat girls. 

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