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10 PIcks due no later than end of the year (or by end of the day 1/3/2022 if you miss the first deadline)
at least 1 pick needs to be under 40 years old, as of 1/1/2022
score is 100-age at death (and nobody really keeping score, unless someone wants to ante up prize(s))

Picks must be famous (wiki is a source, but not a definitive source)

 

I'll throw my picks out there is a few days, but feel free to post yours  - if you are ready

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Fuck it I'm running my hope springs eternal list back with two amendments.

 

Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton

Carrot Top

Barry Switzer

Pete Davidson

Rush Limbaugh Tucker Carlson

Tom Herman  Jimbo Fisher

Bill Cosby

Stan Kroenke

Justin Bieber

Donald Trump
Greg Abbott
Bob Newhart
Alex Honnold
OJ Simpson
Dianne Feinstein
Eric Clapton
Kim Jong-un
Dick Vitale
Baker Mayfield

14 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Fuck it I'm running my hope springs eternal list back with two amendments.

 

Donald Trump

Hillary Clinton

Carrot Top

Barry Switzer

Pete Davidson

Rush Limbaugh Tucker Carlson

Tom Herman  Jimbo Fisher

Bill Cosby

Stan Kroenke

Justin Bieber

Swap out Pete Davidson and Carrot Top for Larry Nassar and Jerry Sandusky and that's a pretty solid top 5 on my list too

 

Mikhail Gorbachev - 90

Bobby Brown - 52

Shia LaBeouf - 35

Peter Max - 84

Quincy Jones - 88

Johnny Depp - 58

Willie Nelson - 88 (sorry)

Baba Wawa - 92

Kim Jong-un (37)

Brigitte Bardot (87)

 

 

 

Kris Kristofferson 85

Billy Squier 71

Billy Idol 66

Clint Eastwood 91

John Conlee 75

Meatloaf 74

Gary Busey 77

6ix9ine 25

Lance Bass 42

Nick Cannon 41

2 hours ago, Stella Link said:

Willie Nelson - 88 (sorry)

You really want that evil on you?

3 hours ago, RPM said:

You really want that evil on you?

 

John Mackovic - 78

Jimmy Carter - 97

Clinton Eastwood - 91

Dick Cheney - 80

Michael J Fox - 60

Bill Cosby - 84

Jack Nicholson - 84

Dennis Rodman - 60

Elton John - 74

Daniel Radcliffe - 32

 

Jimmy Carter - 97

Loretta Lynn - 89

Alan Alda - 85

Mike Ditka - 82

Dick Cheney - 80

Steven Tyler - 73

Axl Rose - 59

Matthew Perry - 52

Alex Jones - 47

Kim Jong-un - 37

Wishing death:

Trump

Cosby

Sandusky

OJ

gymnast rapist dude


People I don’t want to die but probably will soon:

Al Michaels

Willie

Betty White

Jimmy Carter

Paul McCartney

John Daly - 55

Chrissy Metz - 41

Mark Mangina - 65

Hunter Ashleigh Shackelford - 29?

Chris Christie - 59

Michael Moore - 67

Tess Holiday- 35

Whoopie Goldberg - 66

Ardi Rizal - now 11:

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Rex Kramer (aka Kenny) - ? (are we adding up or starting over with reincarnations?)

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Jerry jones - 79
Queen Elizabeth - 95
Betty White - 99
Clint Eastwood - 91
Jimmy Carter - 97
Elton John - 74
Britney Spears - 40
Mel Brooks - 95
David Hasselhoff - 69….nice
Michael J. Fox - 60

Shoot. Just saw 10 only. Ok.

Demi Lovato - 29
Tanya Tucker - 63
William Shatner - 90
Charlie Sheen - 56
Rod Stewart - 76
Ronnie Wood - 74

Barry Switzer
Bob Stoops
Brian Bosworth
Billy Simms
Dusty Dvoracek
Baker Mayfield
Joe Mixon
David Boren
Jim Ross
Toby Keith

Why yes, it is the exact same list that I had last year. One of these days it's going to hit, and when that happens we will all be the big winners. 

Man check out the list of the guy in the lead on the 2021 Lee Atwater.  Pretty solid work

 

Points  Celebrity  Date of Death  Age 
53 points   9 hits  
10 Rush Limbaugh  February 17th, 2021 70
9 Tommy Lasorda  January 7th, 2021 93
8 George Shultz  February 6th, 2021 100
7 Lawrence Ferlinghetti  February 23rd, 2021 101
6 Beverly Cleary  March 25th, 2021 104
5 Mort Sahl  October 26th, 2021 94
4 Prince Philip  April 9th, 2021 99
3 Cicely Tyson  January 28th, 2021 96
2 Bob Barker Alive 98
1 Larry Flynt  February 10th, 2021 78
20 minutes ago, Surly Bevo said:

Man check out the list of the guy in the lead on the 2021 Lee Atwater.  Pretty solid work

 

Points  Celebrity  Date of Death  Age 
53 points   9 hits  
10 Rush Limbaugh  February 17th, 2021 70
9 Tommy Lasorda  January 7th, 2021 93
8 George Shultz  February 6th, 2021 100
7 Lawrence Ferlinghetti  February 23rd, 2021 101
6 Beverly Cleary  March 25th, 2021 104
5 Mort Sahl  October 26th, 2021 94
4 Prince Philip  April 9th, 2021 99
3 Cicely Tyson  January 28th, 2021 96
2 Bob Barker Alive 98
1 Larry Flynt  February 10th, 2021 78

Don't know if I want this guy to buy me some lottery tickets or just stay the Hell away from me......

Donald Trump - 75

Queen Elizabeth II - 95

Henry Kissinger - 98

Jimmy Carter - 97

Loretta Lynn - 89

Bob Barker - 98

Joni Mitchell - 78

Barbara Walters - 92 

Mel Brooks - 95

Jonah Hill - 38

R Kelly

Ghislaine Maxwell

Demi Lovato

Naomi Osaka 

Andy Reid

William Shatner

Xi Jinping

John Williams 

Juicy Smollett

Nancy Pelosi

Lil Wayne 39  - Live fast die young lifestyle

Kim Kardashian 41 - Would this surprise anyone

Shaq 49 - Sorry, big men go early

Brendan Fraser 53 - Not looking good, must have some health issues

Toni Braxton 54 - It really is lupus.

Ghislaine Maxwell 60 - Probably by suicide by 3 rounds to the back of the head

Michael J. Fox 60 - The shaking got to end sometime

Melanie Griffith 64 - A few too many cosmetic surgeries. 

Morgan Freeman 84 - Past avg life expectancy; had a better run than most.

Bob Newhart 92 - This is like the free bingo square.

 

Chris Mortensen
Jimmy Carter
Bob Barker
Pat Sajak
Kevin James
Joe Buck
Jesse Jackson
Diana Ross
Alex Jones
Trace Adkins

Hulk Hogan - 68

Dwight Gooden - 57

Jared Leto - 50

Dick Cheney - 80

Pope Francis - 85

Barry Sanders - 53

Gene Hackman - 91

Joe Biden - 79

Madeleine Albright - 84

Kieran Culkin - 39

2 hours ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Kevin James
Joe Buck

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I actually thought of John Madden after I made mine. 

Picking Betty White is impressive.....fishing for 1pt with 16 days to play with lmao

Hit Madden in 2021 so I am on a high today. Going in balls deep and changing the game. My list is gonna be like introducing the forward pass to football....straight gamechanger. You want 1 person under 40? How about 10?

Straight rappers son. At least 3 of them have to die. No more of this picking 80 yr olds that can afford some badass healthcare. Gotta go with the gun-toters.

YFN Lucci - 30
LiL Keed - 23
Lil Gnar - 25
Yung Bans - 22
Lil Gotit- 22
Peewee Longway - 37
Gunna - 28
Coca Vera - 25
Slimlife Shorty - 23
Derez Deshon - 32

1 hour ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Who had John Madden?

I had him on my original list then subbed in Juicy.   

34 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Hit Madden in 2021 so I am on a high today. Going in balls deep and changing the game. My list is gonna be like introducing the forward pass to football....straight gamechanger. You want 1 person under 40? How about 10?

Straight rappers son. At least 3 of them have to die. No more of this picking 80 yr olds that can afford some badass healthcare. Gotta go with the gun-toters.

YFN Lucci - 30
LiL Keed - 23
Lil Gnar - 25
Yung Bans - 22
Lil Gotit- 22
Peewee Longway - 37
Gunna - 28
Coca Vera - 25
Slimlife Shorty - 23
Derez Deshon - 32
 

This....this is a solid strategy.  And it ain't just guns.  You got fentanyl among other things working for you.  

Nichelle Nichols (89)

Mick Fleetwood (74)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (74)

Donald Fagen (73)

John "Ozzy" Osbourne (73)

Ric Flair (72)

Laurence Tureaud (69)

Bret Hart (64)

Charlie Sheen (56)

Dwayne Haskins (24)

 

 

 

 

I'll be lazy and just roll over the ones remaining from my 2019 list:

Aaron Carter (34)

Josh Hamilton (40)

Corey Feldman (50)

John Daly (55)

Todd Bridges (56)

Tanya Tucker (63)

Hulk Hogan (68)

Richard Simmons (73)

Shirley MacLaine (85)

Betty White (99)

Hit Madden in 2021 so I am on a high today. Going in balls deep and changing the game. My list is gonna be like introducing the forward pass to football....straight gamechanger. You want 1 person under 40? How about 10?

Straight rappers son. At least 3 of them have to die. No more of this picking 80 yr olds that can afford some badass healthcare. Gotta go with the gun-toters.

YFN Lucci - 30
LiL Keed - 23
Lil Gnar - 25
Yung Bans - 22
Lil Gotit- 22
Peewee Longway - 37
Gunna - 28
Coca Vera - 25
Slimlife Shorty - 23
Derez Deshon - 32



You just made up all of these names, right?
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Joseph Ratzinger (aka Pope John Paul II) 94
Orenthal James Simpson (aka the Juice) 74
Rudolph William Louis (Rudy) Giuliania 77
Peter Michael (Pete) Davidson 28
Ghislaine Maxwell 60
Larry Nassar (more of a wish list pick) 58
Dustin Diamond 44
toss up Bezos/Musk/Branson - I'm picking Branson 71
Jerry Lee Lewis 85
David Scott 89 (one of four men alive who have walked on the moon)



 

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3 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

 


Hey Cheech, I got some bad news for you….

 

Thats what I get for using an old list 

Joseph Ratzinger (aka Pope John Paul II) 94
Orenthal James Simpson (aka the Juice) 74
Rudolph William Louis (Rudy) Giuliania 77
Peter Michael (Pete) Davidson 28
Ghislaine Maxwell 60
Larry Nassar (more of a wish list pick) 58
Dustin Diamond 44
toss up Bezos/Musk/Branson - I'm picking Branson 71
Jerry Lee Lewis 85
David Scott 89 (one of four men alive who have walked on the moon)
Kevin Morgan (just to make us all happy - no idea how old this fuck is)

 

Demi Lovato (29)
Richard Lewis (74)
David Crosby (80)
Harvey Weinstein (69)
Val Kilmer (62)
Jack Nicholson (84)
6ix9ine (25)
Bob Barker (98)
Teri Garr (77)
Liza Minnelli (75)

I hit one death out of the last two years.  I removed a couple people from the list this year just to see how much power I have.  If they kick it, my list is definitely the one to be on.

Jesse Jackson

Dustin Hoffman

Jimmy Carter (should anyone over 90 be on the list?)

David Lee Roth

Louis Farrakhan

Del Harris

Joe Biden

Warren Buffet

Angus Young

Jose Canseco

1. Singer Tom Parker 

2. Henry Kissinger

3. Dick Van Dyke

4. Jack Nicholson

5. Johnny Depp

6. Steve Gleason

7. Bob Barker

8. Randy Travis

9. Ron Jeremy

10. William "Refrigerator" Perry

23 hours ago, McCroskey said:

Nichelle Nichols (89)

Mick Fleetwood (74)

Kareem Abdul-Jabbar (74)

Donald Fagen (73)

John "Ozzy" Osbourne (73)

Ric Flair (72)

Laurence Tureaud (69)

Bret Hart (64)

Ghislaine Maxwell (60)

Dwayne Haskins (24)

 

 

 

 

Making a slight emendation based on today's events.  Replacing Charlie Sheen with Ghislaine.

Rob Reiner 74
Scott Hall 63
Keith Van Horn 46
Loretta Lynn 89
Lil Nas X 22
Carl Eller 79
James Franco 43
James Earl Jones 90
Nancy pelosi 81
Bud Selig 87

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23 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

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in my defense, they all look alike in their costume (especially the hats)
and I was never good at finding the pope in the pizza

 

nm

 

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Bill Cosby 84

Ghislaine Maxwell 60

Harvey Weinstein 69

Vladimir Putin 69

Travis Scott 30

Kim Jong-un 37

Henry Kissinger 98

Kris Jenner 66

Ellen DeGeneres 63

Nancy Pelosi 81

Rob Reiner 74
Scott Hall 63
Keith Van Horn 46
Loretta Lynn 89
Lil Nas X 22
Carl Eller 79
James Franco 43
James Earl Jones 90
Nancy pelosi 81
Bud Selig 87
Hey yo

Scott Hall better not die chico

Jimmy Carter

Bob Barker

Don King

Angela Lansbury 

Dick Vitale

Shannon Doherty

Quincy Jones

David Allen Coe

Willie Mays

Amanda Bynes 

On 12/27/2021 at 10:31 PM, Trey3216 said:

Ghislaine Maxwell

19 posts in for gimme points. Slipping. 

Kyle Rittenhouse

Shannen Doherty

Olivia Newton John

Ron Rivera

Greta Thunberg

Harrison Ford

Dan Rather

Cynthia Nixon

Jerry Jones 

Art Rooney II

Revised due to today's news.

Aaron Carter (34)

Josh Hamilton (40)

Corey Feldman (50)

John Daly (55)

Todd Bridges (56)

Vince Neil (60) sub for Betty White

Tanya Tucker (63)

Hulk Hogan (68)

Richard Simmons (73)

Shirley MacLaine (85)

Betty White (99)

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