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  • Happened to my mom this summer.  Went to the doctor for a stomach ache.  Turned out to be Stage 4 Pancreatic cancer.  She was gone 6 weeks later. It's really crazy that we have no idea what's hap

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22 minutes ago, Macanudo said:

Coming out publicly in 2017 versus being obviously gay ate two completely different things.

Damn, a lot of Barry Manilow fanatics in here.

8 minutes ago, Bevo said:

Damn, a lot of Barry Manilow fanatics in here.

Copacabana is all about fucking the cabana boy.

Edit: You know what, I'm thinking of a different song.

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5 hours ago, Bevo said:

Who wasn't hard on the beaver?

NowThis?

1 hour ago, Bevo said:

Damn, a lot of Barry Manilow fanatics in here.

But don’t go accusing us of raiding his wardrobe. 

7 hours ago, Underdog said:

Barry Manilow?

 

5 hours ago, Bevo said:

He just came out in 2017 and it's not like I pay much attention to him - And I can barely tell Neil Diamond, Barry Manilow, Neil Sedaka, Bette Midler, and Barbra Streisand apart.

 

3 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Coming out publicly in 2017 versus being obviously gay ate two completely different things.

 

at the old site, when it came out.... this line was said (not by me), but its still funny 5 years later.......

 

gives you a whole meaning of the song...   Oh Man- D!

5 hours ago, Bevo said:

He just came out in 2017 and it's not like I pay much attention to him - And I can barely tell Neil Diamond, Barry Manilow, Neil Sedaka, Bette Midler, and Barbra Streisand apart.

A good start is that the first three are male and the last two are female.  After that, it’s anyones guess 

46 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

A good start is that the first three are male and the last two are female.  After that, it’s anyones guess 

Wasn't Neil Sedaka one half of Captain and The Neil?

Or is he the one that sang Sweet Caroline?

7 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wasn't Neil Sedaka one half of Captain and The Neil?

Or is he the one that sang Sweet Caroline?

Neil Sedaka through the voice of Kitty...

 

You may be thinking of his song called "Oh Carol".  It sucked. 

5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Coming out publicly in 2017 versus being obviously gay ate two completely different things.

That’s cool. My mom still doesn’t get Liberace. Or Little Richard. It’s all good. She was a fan of Rock Hudson as well. All of this comes as a “shock” to her. I think it’s just a mental block. She’s not judgmental in that way…it just seems she’s like the last to figure it out.

2 hours ago, atomheartbevo said:

Wasn't Neil Sedaka one half of Captain and The Neil?

Or is he the one that sang Sweet Caroline?

I think your thinking of Robert Goulet. 

12 minutes ago, Lhorn said:

I think your thinking of Robert Goulet. 

No, Enrico Pallazzo.

16 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Coming out publicly in 2017 versus being obviously gay ate two completely different things.

Obviously

16 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Coming out publicly in 2017 versus being obviously gay ate two completely different things.

He most certainly ate two completely different things, but neither was the Beaver.  

His brother has quite a way with words. 
Can’t believe I seened u die today bro I did all my cries I know what u want me to do and that’s go hard for Mama Daddy Our Brothers Naychur and Whiteboy #ImaHoldthisShitDown

I got the bro on my list too....lil gotit.

Maybe he goes for retaliation and gets offed also.
10 minutes ago, Scheiss Meister said:

So is his nom de rap meant to be "Little Got It" or "Little Go Tit"?  I'm melanin challenged and confused.

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On 5/12/2022 at 12:07 PM, Brisketexan said:

Dude......Ashley has had kind of a non-stop series of "totally fuck with your head" moments and events.  I really feel sorry for her.  Just a rough freaking path.

If you listen to the Cocaine and Rhinestones podcast episode (maybe more than one) on the Judds, Naomi comes across as a pyscho cunt of the highest order and it's kind of amazing Wynonna wasn't the one to blow her brains out first. Or Ashley. Just an evil, evil bitch. 

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13 minutes ago, RPM said:

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Charlene Darling (Maggie Peterson) passed. Not many left around Mayberry.

Opie and Leon are about it I think.

Now I want a peanut butter and jelly sandwich.

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That's gonna break poor ol' Ernest T's heart in more places than he broke winders.

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On 5/15/2022 at 11:24 PM, mchookem said:

Copacabana is actually a pretty dark story. 

Barry Manilow has been alive forever. He wrote the very first song. He puts the words and melodies together. He is music. He writes the songs.

 

 

My mother was a big fan so I had to listen to a lot of his songs. I grew fonder of them after awhile. Ready To Take A Chance Again  still gets me in my feels if I hear it.

Have always enjoyed his music for most part, he was a part of the Soundtrack of my youth in the 70s.

Some soap opera chick died at 37. Marmie Schulenberg or something.

ATHENS, Greece (AP) — Vangelis, the Greek electronic composer who wrote the unforgettable Academy Award-winning score for the film “Chariots of Fire” and music for dozens of other movies, documentaries and TV series, has died at 79.

Greek Prime Minister Kyriakos Mitsotakis and other government officials expressed their condolences Thursday. Greek media reported that Vangelis — born Evangelos Odysseas Papathanassiou — died in a French hospital late Tuesday.

“Vangelis Papathanassiou is no longer among us,” Mitsotakis tweeted, calling him an “electronic sound trailblazer” whose death is “sad news for the entire world.”

 

https://apnews.com/article/vangelis-dead-chariots-of-fire-b7a98666ff96ca049dbe7964da98d44d

12 hours ago, Scraps said:

Some soap opera chick died at 37. Marmie Schulenberg or something.

 

12 hours ago, BehoId, The Underminer! said:

damn. breast cancer at 37.  that sucks.

Her evil twin sister will take her place in 6 months.

15 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Dick Van Dyke is still alive but looks like some kind of monster at age 96.

 

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I hope I look that good at 96.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I hope I look that good at 96.

Just takes a spoonful of sugar.  

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

I hope I look that good at 96.

And he's still pretty sharp too.   Quick wit, great recall and seems to be a super nice guy.

20 hours ago, Prepuce of Doom said:

Dick Van Dyke is still alive but looks like some kind of monster at age 96.

 

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He's been married to that Arlene Silver for a decade and she's only 50 years old.  Might explain the creepy smile.

9 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

Would not 

Come back here and say that when you're 96.

10 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Come back here and say that when you're 96.

I’m here at 41.  So my comment is current and relatively near future.   I doubt she’s sucking Bert’s dick let alone riding it. 

14 minutes ago, Trey3216 said:

I doubt she’s sucking Bert’s dick let alone riding it. 

I'll bet she does and I'll he sings Chim Chim Cher-ee while she does it.

19 hours ago, Jerry Callo said:

He's been married to that Arlene Silver for a decade and she's only 50 years old.  Might explain the creepy smile.

So she’s a Dyke? 

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2 hours ago, Underdog said:

So she’s a Dyke? 

or she likes to get her some Dyke, maybe she sucks dyke
ain't no dyke better than Van Dyke

20 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

I’m here at 41.  So my comment is current and relatively near future.   I doubt she’s sucking Bert’s dick let alone riding it. 

So he's not sweeping her chimney?

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Live celebrity talk on the celebrity death pool thread not going away…

1 hour ago, SurlyGator said:

Live celebrity talk on the celebrity death pool thread not going away…

You say "live celebrity talk" I say "the walking dead talk".

13 hours ago, SurlyGator said:

Live celebrity talk on the celebrity death pool thread not going away…

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