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  • McCroskey
    McCroskey

    You only live twice.

  • Happened to my mom this summer.  Went to the doctor for a stomach ache.  Turned out to be Stage 4 Pancreatic cancer.  She was gone 6 weeks later. It's really crazy that we have no idea what's hap

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15 hours ago, Wally Fairway said:

Herb Kohler - plumbing magnate, golf resort developer, billionaire

No shit?

Queen Elizabeth is [namath]strugglinggggg[/namath]
 

Could be the next contestant on “Aye Bitch, Is You Dead?”

10 minutes ago, hookemATL said:

Queen Elizabeth is [namath]strugglinggggg[/namath]
 

Could be the next contestant on “Aye Bitch, Is You Dead?”

Yeah that one don’t look good 

33 minutes ago, Jerry Callo said:

Bernard Shaw, CNN, dead at 82.

I’ll never forget him in Baghdad back in ‘91.  That was some crazy shit.

QE II wont get you a lot of points but the significance worldwide is pretty big.

1 hour ago, atomheartbevo said:

I’ll never forget him in Baghdad back in ‘91.  That was some crazy shit.

If he was back at home about that time he would have been enjoying a nice turkey sandwich, probably with mayonnaise.

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1 hour ago, Macanudo said:

QE II wont get you a lot of points but the significance worldwide is pretty big.

Maybe there should be a famous factor, like you get 1x the points for each full screen their bio has on wiki.
FWIW I just looked and the Queen has 11 full scheens so 11x the points, 
food for thought for a thread to be started in December.....hmmmmm

5 hours ago, Macanudo said:

QE II wont get you a lot of points but the significance worldwide is pretty big.

Is it, though?  I cant think of a more insignificant family in the world today.  They serve no purpose whatsoever. 

Is it, though?  I cant think of a more insignificant family in the world today.  They serve no purpose whatsoever. 

Their influence on Montana is certainly small, probably right around the Kardashian level.

How is Bob Barker doing?

Anyone else who dies today will never be remembered. It'll always be overshadowed by QEII.

I don’t know, sometimes it has the reverse effect. I remember thinking, “Sucks for Farrah Fawcett to die the same day as Michael Jackson,” but ergo, I remember when Farrah died as a result…

1 hour ago, McCroskey said:


Their influence on Montana is certainly small, probably right around the Kardashian level.

How have they influenced your life in your fancy big city?

1 hour ago, Burt said:

How have they influenced your life in your fancy big city?

We have High Tea.   Don't you?

1 hour ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Ken Starr.  76

Good riddance.

Is he really going to be buried at Texas State Cemetery?  I mean, public service aside in the government sector...didn't he cover up gang rapes at Baylor and defend Jeffrey Epstein for pedophilia?  In lieu of water cannon tributes, funeral procession observers are encouraged to piss on the motorcade?

7 hours ago, Aqua Buddha said:

Ken Starr.  76

Baylor man. Karma much? RIP. Back then Clinton was a blue dog Democrat. Clinton was a better Republican (if you think about it) than the current Republicans. What did the OG star fucker die of?

"complications from surgery“ is all I heard. Hopefully it was very painful and he suffered greatly.

Maury Wills, base-stealing shortstop for Dodgers, dies at 89

Wills played on World Series title teams in 1959, ’63 and ’65 during his first eight seasons with the Dodgers. He also played for Pittsburgh and Montreal before returning to the Dodgers from 1969-72, when he retired.

During his 14-year career, Wills batted .281 with 2,134 hits and 586 stolen bases in 1,942 games.

Wills broke Ty Cobb’s single-season record for stolen bases with his 97th swipe on Sept. 23, 1962. That season he became the first player to steal more than 100 bases.

Damn, that's crappy to hear.  One of the few non-Cubs I heard about growing up that Dad watched as a young man at Wrigley.  Didn't realize Maury didn't start playing for the Dodgers until 1960 at the age of 27.  That was old back in those days after military service ended for most pro players.  swiped almost 600 bases in just 12 full seasons.  Damn good contact hitter and fielder to boot at SS.  I'm guessing now that he's passed, a strong case will be made for him to take his place in the HoF via one of the committees.  RIP, Mr. Wills.  

Not sure if Ken Starr counts as a political death (or even a celebrity death)...but if he doesn't...that means the window for a 3rd major former/current world leader is still open for another week (QE 2 & Gorby).

10 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

Not sure if Ken Starr counts as a political death (or even a celebrity death)...but if he doesn't...that means the window for a 3rd major former/current world leader is still open for another week (QE 2 & Gorby).

Is Abe Shinzo's death too far out to count in the 3?

Yeah, I'd say at 2.5 months, he's outside this current batch.  I tend to think of celebrity deaths coming in 3's in the U.S. as one pool, and then another separate pool being 3 deaths worldwide just in politics/monarchy/heads of state.  

and while politicians should be worth double as stated just above...and anyone who conspires to cover up mass rape or commits mass rape should be worth triple.  So Ken Starr could actually be quintuple word score.  Sandusky's gotta be coming up on cancer or a shank soon enough, right?  

On 9/8/2022 at 5:41 PM, Bevo said:

How is Bob Barker doing?

No idea but couldn't resist 

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On 9/8/2022 at 5:41 PM, Bevo said:

How is Bob Barker doing?

 

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36 minutes ago, Hpara759 said:

 

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Yeah, I thought he may be on a list. I won't make one because bad Juju, though.

On 12/30/2021 at 2:15 PM, leaf said:

Bill Cosby 84

Ghislaine Maxwell 60

Harvey Weinstein 69

Vladimir Putin 69

Travis Scott 30

Kim Jong-un 37

Henry Kissinger 98

Kris Jenner 66

Ellen DeGeneres 63

Nancy Pelosi 81

Come on Putin, you cocksucker.  Give me some points.

4 hours ago, leaf said:

Come on Putin, you cocksucker.  Give me some points.

It really wouldn't bother me if you went 10 for 10.

Well never good when one of your rappers gets locked up because of a RICO case.   Then he was denied bail.  

This seems detrimental to him getting shot 

On 9/20/2022 at 12:43 PM, RPM said:

Maury Wills, base-stealing shortstop for Dodgers, dies at 89

Wills played on World Series title teams in 1959, ’63 and ’65 during his first eight seasons with the Dodgers. He also played for Pittsburgh and Montreal before returning to the Dodgers from 1969-72, when he retired.

During his 14-year career, Wills batted .281 with 2,134 hits and 586 stolen bases in 1,942 games.

Wills broke Ty Cobb’s single-season record for stolen bases with his 97th swipe on Sept. 23, 1962. That season he became the first player to steal more than 100 bases.

Also for a time a serious coke head who even named his kid Bump 

18 minutes ago, TheStoicPaisano said:

59 is too young.

Yes it is. RIP. Damn. 
 

Coolio's longtime manager, Jarez, says Coolio went to the bathroom at his friend's house, but when he didn't come after a while ... the friend kept calling for him, and eventually went in and found Coolio laying on the floor.

 

Life is a trip and then you die.

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