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Damnit! Betty White RIP. Almost made it to the century mark. That sucks. Madden and Betty White in the same week. Boooo

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Picking Betty White is impressive.....fishing for 1pt with 16 days to play with lmao
Well damn...she showed me. I thought for sure she would make it to her 100th on jan 17

Revised thanks to Betty White. Next man / woman up.

Jerry jones - 79
Queen Elizabeth - 95
Demi Lovato - 29
Clint Eastwood - 91
Jimmy Carter - 97
Elton John - 74
Britney Spears - 40
Mel Brooks - 95
David Hasselhoff - 69….nice
Michael J. Fox - 60

Good replacements for Betty are Dick Van Dyke and Bob Barker.

Post Malone - 26

Justin Bieber - 27

Tina Turner - 82

Alex Jones - 47

Steven Tyler - 73

PewDiePie - 32

Queen Elizabeth - 95

William Shatner - 90

Brent Musburger - 82

Kirstie Alley - 70

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Always liked Dan Reeves going back to his playing days. 

 

25 minutes ago, Neonmoon said:

Anyone have Dan Reeves?

The Grim Reaper? 
 

Damn, 2022 off to a strong start. 

Craig Morton be getting nervous.

Damn...Dan Reeves was always an absolute class act.  I always felt bad for him never winning a Super Bowl.  He's one of three coaches to lose 4 Super Bowls. 

Always felt bad for him too, wasn't a fan of Elway but always liked DR. RIP coach.

1. Henry Kissinger

2. Bob Dylan (sadly)

3. Alan Alda

4. Michael Dukakis

5. Georgia Holt (Cher's mom)

6. Jiang Zemin

7. Pat Robertson

8. Russell M. Nelson (President of the LDS Church)

9. Norman Lear

10. Cormac McCarthy

 

Always liked Dan Reeves going back to his playing days. 
 

He had to be 28 in this pic. He looked like he was in his late 50s while coaching the Broncos.

1. Henry Kissinger

2. Jerry Brown

3. Bob Barker

4. Linda Ronstadt

5. John Cleese

6. Queen Elizabeth II

7. Chevy Chase

8. Chet Hanks

9. Dick Cheney

10. Ozzy Osbourne

Johnny Manziel - 29
 
Scott Disick - 38
 
Mario Batali - 61
 
Chris Berman - 66
 
Clarence Thomas - 73
 
Eric Clapton -76
 
Francis Ford Coppola - 82
 
Gene Hackman - 91

Tony Bennett - 95

Queen Elizabeth - 95
11 hours ago, Hate said:

I always felt bad for him never winning a Super Bowl. 

I know you meant Head Coaching there, but he was a player on the 71 Cowboys Team that won SB 6.

And he was an Assistant Coach on the Cowboys team that won SB12

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1 hour ago, AUS-97HORN said:

I know you meant Head Coaching there, but he was a player on the 71 Cowboys Team that won SB 6.

And he was an Assistant Coach on the Cowboys team that won SB12

Yeah, that's what I meant.  I never liked the Broncos or Elway, but I always like Reeves.  I was cheering for him against the Broncos in 97. 

Can I pick the death of the same person 10 times?  Is that acceptable?  'Cause I know this one guy who really deserves the final 'Death Blow'

Also, I worry that Graig Nettles will pass away soon.  

I'm going with most of my list from last year...just replacing Rush Limbaugh (dead!) with Jason Aldean, and Kane Brown with the Island Boys - both of them.

 

Yoko Ono - 88

Randy Meisner - 75

Ron Jeremy - 68

Jesco White - 65

Val Kilmer - 62

Randy Travis - 62

Michael J Fox - 60

Sig Hansen - 55

Jason Aldean - 45

Island Boys - 20 

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Antonio Brown - 33

Bruce Arians - 69

Joe Rogan - 54

Chris Matthews - 76

Kanye - 44

John Goodman - 69

Barry Bonds - 57

Papa John - 60

William "Refrigerator" Perry - 59

Prince Andrew - 61

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On 12/28/2021 at 6:56 PM, Scraps said:

Hit Madden in 2021 so I am on a high today. Going in balls deep and changing the game. My list is gonna be like introducing the forward pass to football....straight gamechanger. You want 1 person under 40? How about 10?

Straight rappers son. At least 3 of them have to die. No more of this picking 80 yr olds that can afford some badass healthcare. Gotta go with the gun-toters.

YFN Lucci - 30
LiL Keed - 23
Lil Gnar - 25
Yung Bans - 22
Lil Gotit- 22
Peewee Longway - 37
Gunna - 28
Coca Vera - 25
Slimlife Shorty - 23
Derez Deshon - 32
 

J Stash

Well damn...i tried to stay with most ATL area rappers

10 minutes ago, Scraps said:

Well damn...i tried to stay with most ATL area rappers

Always need to mix in some SoCal and Memphis...maybe New Orleans as well.

Was just trying to keep it easy on myself

1 hour ago, shnsajax said:

I had to lookup what a J Stash was. 

he is a celebrity.

1 hour ago, shnsajax said:

I had to lookup what a J Stash was. 

Isn't that the place where you hide your weed from the cops?

I had to lookup what a J Stash was. 
Well maybe you knew J $tash

Anyone have Mack Brown, especially if he continues on that Duke's Mayo diet?

AJ McCarron’s wife said to throw Brent Musburger into the pool 

9 minutes ago, MrBig said:

AJ McCarron’s wife said to throw Brent Musburger into the pool 

anybody who you thought was already dead is good to throw in there.

RIP, Peter.  I loved his films and he was actually a really underrated actor. 

Can I have Mike Pence today and every January 6th from now on?  

Loved The Last Picture Show. One of my cousins played clarinet in the Anarene HS (Archer City) Band. My Dad used to run the old Texaco station on the corner across from the pool hall. Literally hits close to home.

Yep.  Shrink to the shrinks.  The ultimate sin eater.  

he also wrote and directed a wonderful documentary about John Ford years ago (names esacpes me).  I also really enjoyed "Mask" when I was younger and now I can look back and appreciate "Noises Off"

But as an actor---he stuck out in some great little roles over the years, often playing himself.   Didn't know that he was supposed to direct "The Godfather" before he passed on it.  Also bagged some hot ass back in the day, Cybil Shepherd.  but also a playboy playmate of 1980 (who was then killed by her ex-husband), and I'm sure some other hollywood royalty.  RIP Peter, a rich and full life.

 

Damn, 2022 starting out with a bang.

11 hours ago, Lobo said:

but also a playboy playmate of 1980 (who was then killed by her ex-husband),

Dorothy Stratten

Jesus man, too soon.  

42 minutes ago, Herbie Hancock said:

Who had Bob Saget

The Aristocats? 

Damn.  Everyone that Norm MacDonald liked, was associated with, impersonated, or enjoyed is now dead. If I’m Letterman I’m looking over my shoulder all the time.

Damn.  Everyone that Norm MacDonald liked, was associated with, impersonated, or enjoyed is now dead. If I’m Letterman I’m looking over my shoulder all the time.

Letterman probably does that anyway what with that crazy lady stalker of his. 

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