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On 12/27/2021 at 1:42 AM, po elvis said:

Kris Kristofferson 85

Billy Squier 71

Billy Idol 66

Clint Eastwood 91

John Conlee 75

Meatloaf 74

Gary Busey 77

6ix9ine 25

Lance Bass 42

Nick Cannon 41

With a heavy heart, I will accept my 26 points.

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  • Good grief.

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    You only live twice.

  • Happened to my mom this summer.  Went to the doctor for a stomach ache.  Turned out to be Stage 4 Pancreatic cancer.  She was gone 6 weeks later. It's really crazy that we have no idea what's hap

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She was 4 years older than my dad who passed almost 20 years ago at 90.

2 hours ago, OneOfTheOutOfFocusGuys said:

Feels like someone should have had meatloaf on their list. 

Did anyone know he was anti-vax to pick him?

7 hours ago, Trey3216 said:

Meat Loaf is gone at 74.    

"Paradise by the dashboard light" ....1977. Great times and a great lyric. RIP Big Guy.

 

Mother fucker man! I loved Louie in Baskets! Fuck! RIP good sir! 

29 minutes ago, BillyGoatHill said:

"Paradise by the dashboard light" ....1977. Great times and a great lyric. RIP Big Guy.

 

IIRC he went to Thomas Jefferson HS in Dallas.  Wasn't a fan of his music but he turned out to be a pretty good actor.

RIP

Meatloaf was... well a Meatloaf.  Paradise by the Dashboard Light is a classic.  Young Love at its finest with a dose of reality... "waiting for the end of time."

Hope he actually did get vaxxed and boosted, but sounds like maybe not. Still a tip of the hat to the 'Loaf.

1 hour ago, Texas St. Armadillos said:

Boomers.  They're on the clock.

And even worse, the Silents (The "Silent Generation" was right before the Boomers.) are passing, too.

On 1/21/2022 at 11:23 AM, BachelorTrek said:

And even worse, the Silents (The "Silent Generation" was right before the Boomers.) are passing, too.

Most of them should have been dead a long time ago.

1 hour ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Most of them should have been dead a long time ago.

You can thank my cardiologists that I’m not.... yet.

10 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Most of them should have been dead a long time ago.

You just asking to be negged. Tell me about your Korea deployment.

On 1/21/2022 at 2:51 AM, Trey3216 said:

Meat Loaf is gone at 74.    

 

Grill company apologizes after sending meatloaf recipe day after rock star Meat Loaf's death

NEW YORK — Weber picked the wrong day to suggest grilling meatloaf.

The outdoor grill maker apologized on Friday for sending a recipe-of-the-week email earlier that day featuring instructions on how to prepare “BBQ Meat Loaf.”  The email coincided with news of the death of Marvin Lee Aday, best known as rock superstar Meat Loaf. Not long after sending out its recipe, Weber Grills followed up, offering its “sincerest apologies” to recipients.

“At the time we shared this recipe with you, we were not aware of the unfortunate passing of American singer and actor Mr. Marvin Lee Aday, also known as Meat Loaf,” Weber said. “We want to express our deepest apologies for this oversight and for any offense this email may have caused.”

It wouldn't be the first time.

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9 hours ago, RPM said:

You just asking to be negged. Tell me about your Korea deployment.

Didn’t mean it as I want them dead, rather they are / were old as fuck. Old people die, that’s what they do. 

Didn’t mean it as I want them dead, rather they are / were old as fuck. Old people die, that’s what they do. 

Well, that’s a refreshing change from most Surly posters in regards to “boomers”.
4 minutes ago, Hate said:


Well, that’s a refreshing change from most Surly posters in regards to “boomers”.

I wasn’t talking about the boomers. Those thoughts will remain unposted for now. 

16 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

Didn’t mean it as I want them dead, rather they are / were old as fuck. Old people die, that’s what they do. 

A few of us fuck around here in the meantime.

16 hours ago, Hate said:


Well, that’s a refreshing change from most Surly posters in regards to “boomers”.

Username doesn’t check out.

Was going to make a joke about Lucy pulling the football one too many times, but he was bipolar.  

4 minutes ago, atomheartbevo said:

Was going to make a joke about Lucy pulling the football one too many times, but he was bipolar.  

so she pulled the safety this time instead of the football?  

Was going to make a joke about Lucy pulling the football one too many times, but he was bipolar.  

Yeah I’d read that he had some type of trouble.
7 minutes ago, Jkwellborn said:


Yeah I’d read that he had some type of trouble.

His room was a Pig-Pen.


Yeah I’d read that he had some type of trouble.

Yeah, he was apparently bi polar…so he was (pea)nuts!

Yeah, he was apparently bi polar…so he was (pea)nuts!

Could have been CTE related from bouncing his head off of the ground. Definitely Lucy’s fault.

Delivering the eulogy at his funeral:
 

 

To be fair to that cunt, Lucy at least did try to introduce him to the world of mental health care.  

Not to excuse making severe physical threats to public figures...but I mean come the fuck on, America.  If ever there was a guy screaming out to be treated proactively for mental health issues before just turning him over the Criminal Justice System...it was this fucking guy.  Child actor and then diagnosed as bipolar...that screams out "Please Help Me (before I hurt others or myself).  And he was the fucking voice of Charlie Brown.  I mean, it don't get much more American than that.  Goddamn American Institution.  When Charlie Brown takes his own life, we have yet another low in this country.  But I'm sure there's a DA somewhere sucking off another DA because they won that case, or fisting each other if Peppermint Patty was a key witness for the state.  /rant.  

If you could somehow get Linus to give the eulogy and Schroeder to play the organ, I'm get choked up.  RIP, Chuck.  

I may have first heard Meat Loaf tell his JFK story on "Opie and Anthony," but it's a great story. I couldn't find that clip but did find video of him telling it to that cunt Mike Huckabee. Spare yourselves and start at 2:16.

Meat Loaf - November 23, 1963

1 hour ago, Saint Tacky said:

I may have first heard Meat Loaf tell his JFK story on "Opie and Anthony," but it's a great story. I couldn't find that clip but did find video of him telling it to that cunt Mike Huckabee. Spare yourselves and start at 2:16.

Meat Loaf - November 23, 1963

That’s a pretty amazing story. 

For those of us who grew up in the 70s and 80s, the next 5-10 years are going to be really rough.

Rough way to go. 

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Former Miss USA winner and “Extra” correspondent Cheslie Kryst has died in a suspected suicide in Manhattan on Sunday. She was 30. 

Police sources tell The New York Post that Kryst jumped from the 60-story Orion building, where she has a residence on the ninth floor, early Sunday morning and was found dead in the street below. She was last seen on a terrace on the building’s 29th floor. TheWrap has reached out to NYFD and NYPD for comment. 

Kryst won the Miss USA pageant three years ago as a representative for North Carolina, later placing in the top 10 at the Miss Universe pageant. She was a former complex civil litigation attorney licensed to practice law in North and South Carolina and since October 2019 served as a correspondent for the entertainment show “Extra,” receiving two Daytime Emmy nominations for her work.

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15 hours ago, shadow_operative2.0 said:

Rough way to go. 

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One of the hottest Miss USA's of the last few years.

 

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Strippers all over Vegas are in mourning.

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