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UNC needs to do this.  If nothing else for the "How it started/How it's going" memes with Mack holding the crystal ball and Mack covered in Mayo

Could there even BE different invitees to the “Duke’s Mayo bowl” than the Carolina schools?

Also….Duke’s is good mayo, it’s what I have in my fridge.

And I think that’s about all the discussion this game merits.

I remember during Hell Week I made two pledges eat mayonnaise out of an economy jar with a spatula, and eat circus peanuts. 

7 minutes ago, Porterhouse said:

I remember during Hell Week I made two pledges eat mayonnaise out of an economy jar with a spatula, and eat circus peanuts. 

shit like this is why i'm glad i wasn't in a frat.  nothing worse than circus peanuts.

4 minutes ago, elfenix said:

shit like this is why i'm glad i wasn't in a frat.  nothing worse than circus peanuts.

Pussy. 

1 hour ago, Brisketexan said:

Could there even BE different invitees to the “Duke’s Mayo bowl” than the Carolina schools?

Also….Duke’s is good mayo, it’s what I have in my fridge.

And I think that’s about all the discussion this game merits.

All you really need for a good sandwich is meat, bread and some Duke’s. Cheese if you’re a rich surly elite 

1 hour ago, Porterhouse said:

I remember during Hell Week I made two pledges eat mayonnaise out of an economy jar with a spatula, and eat circus peanuts. 

 

1 hour ago, elfenix said:

shit like this is why i'm glad i wasn't in a frat.  nothing worse than circus peanuts.

The fact that they think this kind of faggotry is worthy of being called Hell Week is another reason.   

Eating mayo raw with a spatula sounds pretty hellish to me.

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You made your pledges eat pussy?

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2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You made your pledges eat pussy?

ER pussy at that. 

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You made your pledges eat pussy?

Maybe that was a disgusting punishment in his frat. NTTAWWT.

Mayonnaise is fucking nasty, you people are savages…

2 hours ago, NeverMarryAStripper said:

You made your pledges eat pussy?

It was Omega Mu pussy. 

 

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42 minutes ago, Underdog said:

ER pussy at that. 

Extra Rare? 

Mayonnaise is fucking nasty, you people are savages…

Never understood this take. Is it my favorite condiment no BUT

Eggs…good
Oil….good
Mustard or vinegar etc….good

Put em all together….good.

Mack looks like he's been eating mayo with a spatula, maybe he's pledging a frat. mix in a salad every now and again mack.

20 hours ago, elfenix said:

shit like this is why i'm glad i wasn't in a frat.  nothing worse than circus peanuts.

Well... there's frat guys.   I think that's worse than circus peanuts. 

 

If aggy ever gets invited to this game they will be really distracted by the white stuff in jars.  And probably turned on.

7 minutes ago, Blotto said:

Mack looks like he's been eating mayo with a spatula, maybe he's pledging a frat. mix in a salad every now and again mack.

 

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13 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

God I hate that bullshit.  
 

So glad he’s moved his grift game elsewhere.

17 hours ago, Surly Bevo said:


Never understood this take. Is it my favorite condiment no BUT

Eggs…good
Oil….good
Mustard or vinegar etc….good

Put em all together….good.

Beer…good

Chocolate cake…good

Wasabi…good

Uh, wait…

1 hour ago, Cajun said:

God I hate that bullshit.  
 

So glad he’s moved his grift game elsewhere.

He'd give more credit to his opponent in every interview than his own players. 

He really should've been a politician. Bill Clintonesque.

46 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

He'd give more credit to his opponent in every interview than his own players. 

Scared to death.

2 hours ago, Cajun said:

God I hate that bullshit.  
 

So glad he’s moved his grift game elsewhere.

At least he never lost to Kansas 

39 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

At least he never lost to Kansas 

At one point that was a fireable offense. No more. UT has a new standard. 

3 hours ago, Cajun said:

God I hate that bullshit.  

 

It's on his business card.

Such a clown.

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59 minutes ago, 6th Street said:

At least he never lost to Kansas 

Was that 2004 that VY had to convert and 4th and 20 plus to save the game against Kansas? 

On 12/28/2021 at 3:33 PM, Porterhouse said:

I remember during Hell Week I made two pledges eat mayonnaise out of an economy jar with a spatula, and eat circus peanuts. 

The Dreamsicle - a stick of butter rolled in Copenhagen 

17 hours ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

Mack with the backhanded comments.  Hes always been good at that. 

3 minutes ago, UTEX_ME said:

 

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aggy is destined to be in this game. Hope Jimbo can take them there someday

On 12/28/2021 at 3:33 PM, Porterhouse said:

I remember during Hell Week I made two pledges eat mayonnaise out of an economy jar with a spatula, and eat circus peanuts. 

I remember during hell week getting like 4 hours of sleep the whole week with non stop training evolutions. No food being screamed at and sprayed down with water morning noon and night running about 50 miles.  But yours sounded rough too 

30 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I remember during hell week getting like 4 hours of sleep the whole week with non stop training evolutions. No food being screamed at and sprayed down with water morning noon and night running about 50 miles.  But yours sounded rough too 

What, no Peruvian cleanse?

35 minutes ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I remember during hell week getting like 4 hours of sleep the whole week with non stop training evolutions. No food being screamed at and sprayed down with water morning noon and night running about 50 miles.  But yours sounded rough too 

What branch were you in?

8 minutes ago, ztejas said:

What branch were you in?

Still :) 

8 hours ago, Vic Mackey said:

Was that 2004 that VY had to convert and 4th and 20 plus to save the game against Kansas? 

4th and 18....and yes it was 2004.  I was there, it was cold as fuck and KU stadium sucks.  We kind of got a bullshit call to help keep us in the game at the end and Mangina called the refs out in the press conference.  

6 hours ago, Sgt Hulk said:

I remember during hell week getting like 4 hours of sleep the whole week with non stop training evolutions. No food being screamed at and sprayed down with water morning noon and night running about 50 miles.  But yours sounded rough too 

Was Tom Herman your coa… er… Drill Sergeant?

2 hours ago, Tex Pete said:

Was Tom Herman your coa… er… Drill Sergeant?

I told the priest don't count on any second coming
God got his ass kicked the first time
He came down here slumming.
He had the balls to come
The gall to die and then forgive us
No I don't wonder why I wonder what
He thought it would get us

 

1 hour ago, Nicole44 said:

I told the priest don't count on any second coming
God got his ass kicked the first time
He came down here slumming.
He had the balls to come
The gall to die and then forgive us
No I don't wonder why I wonder what
He thought it would get us

 

"Second Coming" is the name I plan to use for my gently-used sex toy shop. 

2 hours ago, Deej said:

"Second Coming" is the name I plan to use for my gently-used sex toy shop. 

If you ain't first, you're last. -- Ricky Bobby

lol dual head coach interview before the game is so Mack Brown

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