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#53

O/U on the number of mayo bath mentions on the broadcast? 
 

I’ll go with a nice round 1000.

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#56

I haven't rooted for Mack Brown once since he left Texas, but the potential gif of him getting bukkake'd with a gatorade bucket full of mayo is enough to make me a huge North Carolina fan today. Let's go Tarheels!

#62
9 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I haven't rooted for Mack Brown once since he left Texas, but the potential gif of him getting bukkake'd with a gatorade bucket full of mayo is enough to make me a huge North Carolina fan today. Let's go Tarheels!

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#65
19 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I haven't rooted for Mack Brown once since he left Texas, but the potential gif of him getting bukkake'd with a gatorade bucket full of mayo is enough to make me a huge North Carolina fan today. Let's go Tarheels!

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#68
30 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I haven't rooted for Mack Brown once since he left Texas, but the potential gif of him getting bukkake'd with a gatorade bucket full of mayo is enough to make me a huge North Carolina fan today. Let's go Tarheels!

Let's go Heels!

#71
11 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Mack Brown’s pre-season top 10 team will finish with a losing record for the second time in 11 years 

He couldn't put all the bbs back in the box. 

#72
35 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I haven't rooted for Mack Brown once since he left Texas, but the potential gif of him getting bukkake'd with a gatorade bucket full of mayo is enough to make me a huge North Carolina fan today. Let's go Tarheels!

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#80
5 minutes ago, Rumblefishstix said:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Just made a lunch cocktail at the office for the rest of the game! Go Cocks!

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#83

The play designs of SoCar are exponentially superior to ours. 

 

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#87
11 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

From the brilliant minds at the AAS

 

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Find a third K for the Ketchup Klassic and aggy would never forfeit an invite. 

#89

Lol at Mack Brown.  I remember the UNC fans talking tons of shit when I attended the game in North Carolina (2001?).  My friend and I kept thanking them for the coach.  Now they've got him back.  Congrats?

#90
38 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

It was already obvious before this game but Mack has to fire his DC. 

Which one?   Bateman?   He was considered a really good hire at the time.  Know nothing about Thigpen.  

#91
1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Which one?   Bateman?   He was considered a really good hire at the time.  Know nothing about Thigpen.  

Bateman. UNC's defense has been trash for years now. 

I'm not sure how he hasn't been fired yet. 

#93

I wanna apologize to all mayo fans.

I'll answer that question for Hellmann's. 

#94

Being the only team to lose to the secsecsec in a bowl game scares you to death.

#100

Classic Mack product. Offense doesnt get the ball to playmakers.  Swiss cheese defense and O-line.  Cant stop the run even though the opponent's qb cant throw. Mayo bath scares ya to death

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