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O/U on the number of mayo bath mentions on the broadcast? 
 

I’ll go with a nice round 1000.

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Color on color uniform matchup. Love it. 

I haven't rooted for Mack Brown once since he left Texas, but the potential gif of him getting bukkake'd with a gatorade bucket full of mayo is enough to make me a huge North Carolina fan today. Let's go Tarheels!

I wanna apologize to all North Carolina fans

9 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I haven't rooted for Mack Brown once since he left Texas, but the potential gif of him getting bukkake'd with a gatorade bucket full of mayo is enough to make me a huge North Carolina fan today. Let's go Tarheels!

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230 yards for South Carolina in the 1st Quarter 

19 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I haven't rooted for Mack Brown once since he left Texas, but the potential gif of him getting bukkake'd with a gatorade bucket full of mayo is enough to make me a huge North Carolina fan today. Let's go Tarheels!

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30 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I haven't rooted for Mack Brown once since he left Texas, but the potential gif of him getting bukkake'd with a gatorade bucket full of mayo is enough to make me a huge North Carolina fan today. Let's go Tarheels!

Let's go Heels!

2 minutes ago, Hagbard Celine said:

that's disgusting

 

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11 minutes ago, perfectchaos007 said:

Mack Brown’s pre-season top 10 team will finish with a losing record for the second time in 11 years 

He couldn't put all the bbs back in the box. 

35 minutes ago, Mitch Cumsteen said:

I haven't rooted for Mack Brown once since he left Texas, but the potential gif of him getting bukkake'd with a gatorade bucket full of mayo is enough to make me a huge North Carolina fan today. Let's go Tarheels!

I was born in the low country but damn it....You've sold me. Bukakkeedownload.jpeg-8.jpg.43aa2d492a503b9089e91360d35cc867.jpg

Will Mack switch to a power running game after this?

QB #8 Noland for SCAR is a fat fuck. It's like if Fat Randy was 6'2

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When I was young, envisioning my future, always knew I'd end up discussing an old man being bukkake'd before noon. Thank you Surly

Stop me if you’ve heard this one. Mack Brown team struggles when opponent does unexpected things. 

Seems like Souf Carolina wants to be there*

*unless they start losing

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Just made a lunch cocktail at the office for the rest of the game! Go Cocks!

5 minutes ago, Rumblefishstix said:

WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! Just made a lunch cocktail at the office for the rest of the game! Go Cocks!

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The play designs of SoCar are exponentially superior to ours. 

 

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11 minutes ago, LarryMoeSurly said:

From the brilliant minds at the AAS

 

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Find a third K for the Ketchup Klassic and aggy would never forfeit an invite. 

Lol at Mack Brown.  I remember the UNC fans talking tons of shit when I attended the game in North Carolina (2001?).  My friend and I kept thanking them for the coach.  Now they've got him back.  Congrats?

38 minutes ago, texasstrong12 said:

It was already obvious before this game but Mack has to fire his DC. 

Which one?   Bateman?   He was considered a really good hire at the time.  Know nothing about Thigpen.  

1 minute ago, ClubWhatever said:

Which one?   Bateman?   He was considered a really good hire at the time.  Know nothing about Thigpen.  

Bateman. UNC's defense has been trash for years now. 

I'm not sure how he hasn't been fired yet. 

This is going to shock you but a Stacy Searels offensive line is god awful in pass pro. 

I wanna apologize to all mayo fans.

I'll answer that question for Hellmann's. 

Being the only team to lose to the secsecsec in a bowl game scares you to death.

I dont usually root for SEC teams but this was delicious. 

What a cool coach! That’ll do Beamer! That’ll do! Happy for him and now he has the Rattler! 

Fuckers are putting the Mayo bath on the app? Fuck modern times

Classic Mack product. Offense doesnt get the ball to playmakers.  Swiss cheese defense and O-line.  Cant stop the run even though the opponent's qb cant throw. Mayo bath scares ya to death

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