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Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"

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#201
3 hours ago, Mrs Whiggins said:

Airship Pillowdown *

Freedom Fluffer 

The Duke of Snowdumb

 

 

 

 

 

*(apologies to author Richard Adams)

 

 

 

The Spruce Douche?

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#202
6 hours ago, NAVY said:

There have been some pretty famous aircraft names in the past. Enola Gay, Memphis Bell, Ruptured Duck, etc

Let's see if the Surly collective can come up with a good name for the pillow man bomber. origin.jpg.4f3baaa67ef0ae04e6e26fef84484448.jpg

Das Pflufferer

#203
6 hours ago, NAVY said:

There have been some pretty famous aircraft names in the past. Enola Gay, Memphis Bell, Ruptured Duck, etc

Let's see if the Surly collective can come up with a good name for the pillow man bomber. 

Crack Hock Clown

#209

How does a guy who made his millions guaranteeing overnight shipping keep saying "two weeks", every "two weeks"?  

#216
1 minute ago, Beau Vine said:

 

The "Maximum Overdrive" prequel sounds quite interesting, actually.  Also, Mike Lindell speaks exactly how someone speaks after a long night of doing crack and worshipping a monster.  

#218

Mypillowcunt:  "YOU CAN'T DO THIS, MACHINES.  WE MADE YOU!!!"

 

#222

I've never seen that movie.

Now I'm glad I've never seen that movie.  The Oscars should have worst actor/actress awards, too.

#223

Mike Lindell Vows 'Class Action' Suit Against 'All Machines' Over Rigged Election Lie

His lawyers have been working on the suit for months, and will argue that "all machines" are “defective devices,” the MyPillow CEO told a crowd.
#231
2 minutes ago, Bullneck said:

 

 

“I’m sure your seven viewers are glued to this footage.”

LMFAO. 

#233
2 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

These dipshits should get the hint already.  Even dotard isn’t talking about patriotic truckers or other similar shit.

lol, a WNBA player is getting more air time than those loons that don't even know what they are protesting.

#234
3 hours ago, Fudge Nuggets said:

These dipshits should get the hint already.  Even dotard isn’t talking about patriotic truckers or other similar shit.

We don’t know that. Maybe he’s saying it on Truth Social and nobody hears it.

#235
7 hours ago, WhatTheBuck said:

We don’t know that. Maybe he’s saying it on Truth Social and nobody hears it.

I'm sure his regular consultations w/ John Daley cover a wide range of well thought out, interesting subjects. 

#236
1 hour ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

I'm sure his regular consultations w/ John Daley cover a wide range of well thought out, interesting subjects. 

Daly needs to be up to speed if he’s going to be on the ticket and debating Harris. 

#237
52 minutes ago, Pato del Muerto said:

Daly needs to be up to speed if he’s going to be on the ticket and debating Harris. 

He wouldn't be up to speed even if they installed a Chevy 409 in his golf cart. He has, however, provided back up vocals on a Kid Rock song, so he will have a ready made walk in tune when he declares he's running.....which I hope he does.

#240

Today I learned that the Colorado Secretary of State not only heads up state law enforcement, but the FBI as well.  Who knew?

#242

^
Which I'd be totally fine with.  Suffering through addiction can be rough and some empathy is required.  If it's a Drug, and not an Orange Person.  

#244

Are you fucking new to the United States or something?  He's a businessman with tremendous success who loves his country and talks like we do.  By that I mean, we would talk like him if we were whacked on crack with lockjaw, no sleep, and a mustache with enough residual blow in it to kill a small village.

#245
1 minute ago, DigglerontheHoof said:

How does anyone give this drug-addled moron an ounce of credibility?

He fellates Trump and promotes the Big Lie so he’s got a ready-made audience of millions and millions of gullible schmucks. 

#246

Lindell demonstrates that you can get crazier and crazier and continue to appeal to a core audience. Probably a smaller audience but they’re more passionate and buy more pillows to support you. If I were him and sold a pillow via these shows, I wouldn’t ship the pillow until the buyer complains. They probably don’t even want a pillow.

#247
15 minutes ago, Nice Guy Eddie said:

Lindell demonstrates that you can get crazier and crazier and continue to appeal to a core audience. Probably a smaller audience but they’re more passionate and buy more pillows to support you. If I were him and sold a pillow via these shows, I wouldn’t ship the pillow until the buyer complains. They probably don’t even want a pillow.

Tell them, “Please allow two weeks for delivery,” and they’ll forget they ever ordered it. 

#248
Tell them, “Please allow two weeks for delivery,” and they’ll forget they ever ordered it. 

Sounds like the Trump Steaks business model.
#249
15 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

Tell them, “Please allow two weeks for delivery,” and they’ll forget they ever ordered it. 

Exactly. And for the 10% that do complain, blame the Biden administration, and then ask the customer if they want a complimentary pillow due to the Biden Post Office issue. Only $39.95 for shipping and handling.

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