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Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"

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smart, gives them cover when they all have to show up to court at the same time

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Damn, Hardee's is bringing it.  I haven't eaten at a Hardee's in 35 years, and regret every time I did, but I like the FBI "Free Biscuit Invitation" promo, a lot.

Fucking massive kudos to Hardee's for taking advantage of this 15 minutes of fame in all the right ways.  I didn't even know they were still in business but I'm gonna find a Carl's Jr. in Texas somewhere and throw 'em some business.  Y'all know Jr.'s?  It's like the parent company but with a deadlier more serious coke problem.  

2 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

This is what happens when you stop inviting me to your Martha's Vineyard parties!!!

34 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Damn, Hardee's is bringing it.  I haven't eaten at a Hardee's in 35 years, and regret every time I did, but I like the FBI "Free Biscuit Invitation" promo, a lot.

I legit did not know Hardee's still existed until this story.

Hardee's new ad campaign, "Our drive-thru is open late.  But if you take more 30 seconds to order...the car behind you will be deputized by the FBI to take your ass out!"  

On 9/7/2022 at 4:00 PM, NameAlreadyInUse said:

Every time I see him talk I'm sad that Crackhead Bob had a stroke that eventually killed him and this guy is still out there grifting away.  Crackhead Bob was a way better crackhead than this chucklefuck.

Crackhead Bob Quotes. QuotesGram

Man, a dude who sells pillows, rants and raves on his own online channel, and gets taken down at a fuckin' Hardees was in the Oval Office with the ear of our the-President with his plan to overturn an election. How depressing.

1 hour ago, FirstTimeCaller said:

Man, a dude who sells pillows, rants and raves on his own online channel, and gets taken down at a fuckin' Hardees was in the Oval Office with the ear of our the-President with his plan to overturn an election. How depressing.

Don't forget the adult version of the Weekly world news bat boy who got caught undoing his pants with a teenage girl by Borat who also held a press conference at a landscaping company next to a dildo shop with 10w-30 dripping out of his hair, brought a bizarro election worker lady to a hearing and then used an electric razor at his restaurant table. Trail by combat!

2 hours ago, TexArcher said:

I legit did not know Hardee's still existed until this story.

It's Carl's Jr. out our way.  And I like it.  Better than most other fast food burgers.

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21 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

It's Carl's Jr. out our way.  And I like it.  Better than most other fast food burgers.

But pricey.  And they dropped the California Roast Beef sandwich about 30 years ago, so fuck those guys.  And Carl Karcher was a cunt. 

16 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

Damn, Hardee's is bringing it.  I haven't eaten at a Hardee's in 35 years, and regret every time I did, but I like the FBI "Free Biscuit Invitation" promo, a lot.

fuck that...i was knocking out Hardee's chicken biscuits almost daily in grad school back in '95.  straight deliciousness.

 

https://www.businessinsider.com/mike-lindell-vendors-ditching-business-over-fbi-probe-2022-9?amp

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell told Insider on Tuesday that four entrepreneurs whose businesses were set to be listed on his MyStore e-commerce platform have pulled out of the plan.

Speaking to Insider, Lindell said that after the FBI seized his phone at a Hardee's drive-thru last week, at least four businesses have told him that they "don't want to deal" with his MyStore platform.

"You know, they don't want to have the connection of the FBI. The FBI scares them," Lindell said of the vendors.

"They don't want to get canceled, you know?" he added.

Yeah, being "cancelled" (if that's even a fucking thing) is a little different than being investigated by the FBI, Mike.  

The former can hurt sales.  The latter can hurt your butthole.  

dealing with a crackhead, felon, and traitor to this country is also a huge turn off 

12 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

dealing with a crackhead, felon, and traitor to this country is also a huge turn off 

there you go canceling him

Now if only trump gets the same fkn treatment....

17 minutes ago, AnTiM said:

Now if only trump gets the same fkn treatment....

Ummmm... the suit above is Lindell suing the US.  Not vice-versa.  I'm sure his claims are "ELECTION FRAUD MAGA PILLOWS COCAINE!" or some variation thereof.

1 minute ago, Brisketexan said:

Ummmm... the suit above is Lindell suing the US.  Not vice-versa.  I'm sure his claims are "ELECTION FRAUD MAGA PILLOWS COCAINE!" or some variation thereof.

I had the same thought but I don't speak lawyer so wasn't sure who was suing who (but guessed right, apparently)

With all due respect to you "Officers of the Court".......can you imagine being at the Minnesota Bar Association gala next year and having to answer to this question 50 times at the cocktail hour, "Hey...aren't you the Special Master to the Hardee's Phone?"  I mean, if that's not the plotline to a Duluth porno before winter, I'll be sore/sorely disappointed.  

13 minutes ago, YGIFS said:

With all due respect to you "Officers of the Court".......can you imagine being at the Minnesota Bar Association gala next year and having to answer to this question 50 times at the cocktail hour, "Hey...aren't you the Special Master to the Hardee's Phone?"  I mean, if that's not the plotline to a Duluth porno before winter, I'll be sore/sorely disappointed.  

I do Bar Galas.  They are fun.

I cannot imagine a more depressing place to be than the Duluth Bar Association gala.  A banquet of lutefisk and sadness.  But tell me more about this porno.....

In the porno, it's spelled "lutefist and madness."  Yeah, the second act gets real dark...real fast.  And I'm not just talking about the Duluth Solstice.  

4 hours ago, YGIFS said:

In the porno, it's spelled "lutefist and madness."  

"Lutefist" (ahem) . . . LMAO.  My original "studio" was in my house at 15th and Enfield.  I used to record all kinds of bands there.  Not well, but I did it.  I was appropriately compensated.  One night my band was rehearsing in the living room and during a break there was a knock at the door.  I opened it -- "hey, we heard the music, we're a band on tour and our van broke down, can we use your phone?"

Turns out it was Lutefisk out of LA.  They came in and tracked a couple of demos, which we traded for beer and friendship, and I doubt they did anything with the tunes.  Weird Austin "thing".

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On 9/21/2022 at 9:20 AM, crash_davis said:

 

https://www.businessinsider.com/mike-lindell-vendors-ditching-business-over-fbi-probe-2022-9?amp

MyPillow CEO Mike Lindell told Insider on Tuesday that four entrepreneurs whose businesses were set to be listed on his MyStore e-commerce platform have pulled out of the plan.

Speaking to Insider, Lindell said that after the FBI seized his phone at a Hardee's drive-thru last week, at least four businesses have told him that they "don't want to deal" with his MyStore platform.

"You know, they don't want to have the connection of the FBI. The FBI scares them," Lindell said of the vendors.

"They don't want to get canceled, you know?" he added.

Likelihood this occurred as presented is near 0%. Lindell is an aspiring huckster but I seriously doubt he found 4 willing business partners at this stage in the hustle. I imagine it more like this.

 

 

 

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2 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

"Lutefist" (ahem) . . . LMAO.  My original "studio" was in my house at 15th and Enfield.  I used to record all kinds of bands there.  Not well, but I did it.  I was appropriately compensated.  One night my band was rehearsing in the living room and during a break there was a knock at the door.  I opened it -- "hey, we heard the music, we're a band on tour and our van broke down, can we use your phone?"

Turns out it was Lutefisk out of LA.  They came in and tracked a couple of demos, which we traded for beer and friendship, and I doubt they did anything with the tunes.  Weird Austin "thing".

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3 minutes ago, Irwin F Fletcher said:

Holy fuck! $140 for slippers.
 

Not anymore! 

Sadly, my Ex-FIL will have a pair of those by Christmas. 

3 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Are those prison-approved?

I mean, it would give a whole meaning to "Whoops, it just slipped in."  But you asshats and your misintepretation.  

3 minutes ago, Pescado_Rojo said:

Sadly, my Ex-FIL will have a pair of those by Christmas. 

sounds like you already solved that problem with the "ex" part

1 minute ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

sounds like you already solved that problem with the "ex" part

Eh...He's a good guy. Just stuck in his rural Texas bubble. 

Thinking about getting this to complement our Halloween decorations:

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1 hour ago, Beau Vine said:

Thinking about getting this to complement our Halloween decorations:

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that would truly be the most horrifying decoration

On 9/28/2022 at 3:11 PM, Beau Vine said:

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Order now! We’re running out of stock!

Norm MacDonald voice: Yeah because how else could the uh.... FBI!.... know how to find you. 

no, dipshit, you put the tracking device on yourself by having a phone. it's amazing how many people don't understand this

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