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Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"

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2 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Lindell is truly mentally ill.  It's time for his family to step in and get him some help.

I'd bet that his pillow sales have never been higher. It's all grift. Crazy is too easy of an excuse.

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1 minute ago, aggie08 said:

I'd bet that his pillow sales have never been higher. It's all grift. Crazy is too easy of an excuse.

Maybe he's angling for VP in 2024. 

8 minutes ago, Red Five said:

Maybe he's angling for VP in 2024. 

We deserve that.

#brisket

He has to be high on the list for craziest shitbag in this whole play.  Right up there with Lin Wood and that other nutbag lawyer chick.

36 minutes ago, 'stache said:

I forgot about this chick. In any other situation she'd be the long remembered craziness, but is now only a small side show to the clusterfuck of the last 5 years.

There were so many genuine whack jobs associated with Trump it made me feel like I was crazy. Just waves and waves of crazy people as well as criminals and incompetence. The most insane part was when Republicans just acted like it was normal.

 

6 minutes ago, F250 said:

There were so many genuine whack jobs associated with Trump it made me feel like I was crazy. Just waves and waves of crazy people as well as criminals and incompetence. The most insane part was when Republicans just acted like it was normal.

 

because they didn't see what most of us saw. if they primarily read facebook and watch FN then the picture they were painted was pretty fucking positive. they weren't shown the gaffes and fuck ups; and if they were they were spun to such a point that they sounded positive. there are two completely different version of TFG and we have dis/misinfo to thank for that

31 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Lindell is truly mentally ill.  It's time for his family to step in and get him some help.

He needs the old yeller treatment. 

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13 minutes ago, F250 said:

There were so many genuine whack jobs associated with Trump it made me feel like I was crazy. Just waves and waves of crazy people as well as criminals and incompetence. The most insane part was when Republicans just acted like it was normal.

 

Early on, Kellyanne coined the term "alternative facts".  Imagine that happening in any other administration.  They would have been laughed out of DC. 

44 minutes ago, aggie08 said:

I'd bet that his pillow sales have never been higher. It's all grift. Crazy is too easy of an excuse.

Lindell is a drug addict. Grifting sort of comes naturally to all these guys, but he's a true believer.

41 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

Early on, Kellyanne coined the term "alternative facts".  Imagine that happening in any other administration.  They would have been laughed out of DC. 

I remember thinking she was going to get laughed out of her job but when she doubled down on the nonsense it was just accepted that blatant bullshit would be tolerated.

 

1 hour ago, Biff Tannen said:

He has to be high on the list for craziest shitbag in this whole play.  Right up there with Lin Wood and that other nutbag lawyer chick.

Gonna need you to be a little more specific 

1 hour ago, Lobo said:

She was just boxed wine in human form.  

I’m using this in the future so thanks.  

Feel free.  One of the only terms from 2021 that makes me smile.  It’s a versatile way to describe any number of people.  

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

I mean, just playing the odds, it seems that I am surely among the list of people who thinks should be sentenced to life in prison.

I'm curious about exactly what crimes he thinks I committed.

Seriously....I want to know what he knows about me.  For.....reasons.

3 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm curious about exactly what crimes he thinks I committed.

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3 hours ago, jimmyjazz said:

91% unemployment.  Is that bad?

If I’m stuck as one of the 9% it is 

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Early on, Kellyanne coined the term "alternative facts".  Imagine that happening in any other administration.  They would have been laughed out of DC. 

“Early on” being two days after the inauguration. 

3 hours ago, aggie08 said:

I'd bet that his pillow sales have never been higher. It's all grift. Crazy is too easy of an excuse.

No, I think he's certifiably crazy. I agree with @wildcat09 -- he's a true believer.

2 hours ago, wildcat09 said:

Lindell is a drug addict. Grifting sort of comes naturally to all these guys, but he's a true believer.

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57 minutes ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm curious about exactly what crimes he thinks I committed.

 

My guess would be "all."

1 minute ago, wildcat09 said:

My guess would be "all."

SHIT.  He got me.

I mean, just playing the odds, it seems that I am surely among the list of people who thinks should be sentenced to life in prison.
I'm curious about exactly what crimes he thinks I committed.
Seriously....I want to know what he knows about me.  For.....reasons.

Misprision of a minority? You did not report yourself?
1 hour ago, WhatTheBuck said:

“Early on” being two days after the inauguration. 

This is still insane.  Literally from moment one of the administration, when some of us were still hoping that MAYBE all of his insanity was some sort of marketing ploy that backfired, he and his band of idiots proved us wrong.  It was a steaming pile of grift and insanity from minute one.

13 minutes ago, Biff Tannen said:

This is still insane.  Literally from moment one of the administration, when some of us were still hoping that MAYBE all of his insanity was some sort of marketing ploy that backfired, he and his band of idiots proved us wrong.  It was a steaming pile of grift and insanity from minute one.

Yup.  When they spent the entirety of the first 2 days gaslighting/lying/banning photos, etc., all over the size of the inauguration crowd, I knew we were fucked.

5 hours ago, Red Five said:

Maybe he's angling for VP in 2024. 

“I will imprison 90% of you” seems like it would be a wildly unpopular campaign promise. But this is 2022, so 48% of Americans will vote for it.

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"He does percentages like we do percentages!"  

2 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, just playing the odds, it seems that I am surely among the list of people who thinks should be sentenced to life in prison.

I'm curious about exactly what crimes he thinks I committed.

Seriously....I want to know what he knows about me.  For.....reasons.

Any chance you voted while in possession of a Hispanic surname?

7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 

Sounds like a cult leader after the comet passes and they don't get a ride.  "All this had to be revealed so we could learn what will happen next.  It's all part of the greater plan."  Full on Q-moron.

6 hours ago, Biff Tannen said:

He has to be high on the list for craziest shitbag in this whole play.  Right up there with Lin Wood and that other nutbag lawyer chick.

Sidney Powell was the best character. She’s like if Paula Dean and the Joker had a baby and it was crazier than both of them.

https://youtu.be/txyWDAJzCZk

6 hours ago, F250 said:

There were so many genuine whack jobs associated with Trump it made me feel like I was crazy. Just waves and waves of crazy people as well as criminals and incompetence. The most insane part was when Republicans just acted like it was normal.

 

Scaramucci was literally nicknamed “The Mooch.”  Five days after being hired as communications director, he called a New Yorker reporter just to tell him that he hated all his White House colleagues and accused one of them of auto-fellatio, then got fired 10 days later. It is no exaggeration to say he was the best communicator Trump had. 

19 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Scaramucci was literally nicknamed “The Mooch.”  Five days after being hired as communications director, he called a New Yorker reporter just to tell him that he hated all his White House colleagues and accused one of them of auto-fellatio, then got fired 10 days later. It is no exaggeration to say he was the best communicator Trump had. 

wait, what's auto-fellatio?

6 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Early on, Kellyanne coined the term "alternative facts".  Imagine that happening in any other administration.  They would have been laughed out of DC. 

Imagine a college or NFL coach  getting the quickie interview by the sideline reporter before the game and blurting out if they lost, the other team cheated- the pre-accusation. He'd be rightly mocked as an excuse making bitch by virtually everyone.

Trump's done that twice with elections.

1 hour ago, BrickHorn said:

“I will imprison 90% of you” seems like it would be a wildly unpopular campaign promise. But this is 2022, so 48% of Americans will vote for it.

That's YOUR car, Frito. 

42 minutes ago, 956 Worldwide said:

Scaramucci was literally nicknamed “The Mooch.”  Five days after being hired as communications director, he called a New Yorker reporter just to tell him that he hated all his White House colleagues and accused one of them of auto-fellatio, then got fired 10 days later. It is no exaggeration to say he was the best communicator Trump had. 

The Mooch was employed for 11 days. That became a unit of time that was dubbed “one Mooch.”

24 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wait, what's auto-fellatio?

The Mooch said that Steve Bannon likes to “suck his own cock.”

30 minutes ago, Longhorn_Fan68 said:

wait, what's auto-fellatio?

It's that thing where you stick your dong in your car's tailpipe. 

7 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

Lindell is truly mentally ill.  It's time for his family to step in and get him some help.


he just needs to od or end himself 

4 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I mean, just playing the odds, it seems that I am surely among the list of people who thinks should be sentenced to life in prison.

I'm curious about exactly what crimes he thinks I committed.

Seriously....I want to know what he knows about me.  For.....reasons.


anyone on this site that made fun of or called trump names, they’re screwed 

18 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's that thing where you stick your dong in your car's tailpipe. 

Hey, I ain't fallin' for a banana in no tailpipe!

29 minutes ago, WhatTheBuck said:

The Mooch said that Steve Bannon likes to “suck his own cock.”

ah, I was reading it as automatic or 👇

24 minutes ago, Red Five said:

It's that thing where you stick your dong in your car's tailpipe. 

it was asking for it

 

^^^ Oooh, that's hot.  Like really hot.  Like internal combustion hot.

5 hours ago, Brisketexan said:

I'm curious about exactly what crimes he thinks I committed.

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2 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

“I will imprison 90% of you” seems like it would be a wildly unpopular campaign promise. But this is 2022, so 48% of Americans will vote for it.

Considering Obama failed to incarcerate or enslave anyone with Jade Helm, I’m not gonna lose any sleep over the possibility of this delusional wacko thinking he will be in a position to imprison anyone, except maybe himself.  “Keep buying my pillows. The suit to end all suits and overturn the election is coming in two more weeks. I promise. But keep buying my pillows.” 

3 hours ago, BrickHorn said:

“I will imprison 90% of you” seems like it would be a wildly unpopular campaign promise. But this is 2022, so 48% of Americans will vote for it.


MAGAniacs will eat it up !!!!

 

lock her up !!!!!!!!

1 minute ago, Foosters said:

"Lock me up!"

Small price to pay to please the dear leader 

wait, what's auto-fellatio?
It's being so bad you suck your own dick.
Just now, Degenerate Gardner said:

What kind of God would let Len Bias die and My Pillow Guy snort beefy rails into addled perpetuity?

Lakers fan?

11 hours ago, tx 3 putt said:


anyone on this site that made fun of or called trump names, they’re screwed 

It’s a a good thing we are all anonymous on the intardnet!

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