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Oh shit: New pillow guy lawsuit coming "in two weeks"

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On 3/15/2024 at 1:11 PM, Pato del Muerto said:

When you file evidence of stuff at scotus, do you have to attach an actual case to it?  Who is allowed to file such things?  

No, they have a night deposit. 

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2 hours ago, YGIFS said:

I am absolutely trying crack cocaine.  9 times.

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On 3/29/2024 at 5:48 PM, Macanudo said:

Important safety tip.   Thanks Born to Run.

You said crossing the streams was bad. 

I don't know this band, but they sound quite fetching.  
Mike will die and it honestly will be kinda sad.  He's doing the world's most visible and awkward relapse.  He is addicted to Trump the same way he was addicted to drugs.  I kinda know what it's like.  He just fell at the wrong time for the wrong substitution.  If we're being fair, he hasn't really done that much harm.  He spreads misinformation, but he is just a lost soul looking for something else besides substance abuse.  He's way down the list of Trump apologists in terms of hurting other people.  But yes, to the berated points---when Trump goes---I am absolutely trying crack cocaine.  9 times.  I hope some of y'all visit me in hospital to give my wife some respite.  

I think you’re selling him short. He’s clearly misguided, most certainly mentally ill, and he’s done as much as anybody to keep this bullshit about stolen elections going the last three years.

Fuck. Mike. Lindell. With extreme prejudice.

To say he hasn't done much harm is fucking ridiculous

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6 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I do not understand

What’s not to understand. Bootable USB disks exist so voter fraud. 

11 hours ago, Pato del Muerto said:

I do not understand


you need to get more rest. I suggest a new pillow

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7 minutes ago, jimmyjazz said:

Sermon on the mound:

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He's gonna try to learn to fly?

1 hour ago, HenryJames said:

Looking good.

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Holy shit. Who dies first, him or Dotard?

Guys it's Gary Peterson. It's all photoshopped. That's like his whole thing 

Peterson obviously takes some digital liberties in his posts.  But it's not that far fetched that a strung-out, nearly bankrupted and publicly shamed, fat 62yo who smoked crack for 35 years, who has been up straight for TWO WEEKS! might look like a used diaper soaked in squirrel fur and Indian food.  

Uh Mike, these Democrats  you know that like your personality.  Do they totally go to a different voting location over Spring Break near Niagara Falls?  Are they super hot and into pillows?  

3 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

 


no worries, I’m sure he’ll hire the best lawyers

Thank you for calling Lindell Linen Legal Law, LLC.  How can I help you?  

"Have you ever presented a Case before the Supreme Court?"

Well, we presented our Supreme PillowCase line of products before the Court Crescent Hotel chain.  Is that anything?  

"I have the worst fucking attorneys."  

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3 hours ago, YGIFS said:

Uh Mike, these Democrats  you know that like your personality.  Do they totally go to a different voting location over Spring Break near Niagara Falls?  Are they super hot and into pillows?  

Niagara Falls?! Slowly I turn, step by step, inch by inch… 

10 hours ago, HenryJames said:

Looking good.

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Lindell looks like Beetlejuice.

4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Lindell looks like Beetlejuice.

What's your beef with Beetlejuice?

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4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Lindell looks like Beetlejuice.

who, me?

4 hours ago, Macanudo said:

Lindell looks like Beetlejuice.

Looking like shit, Mikey!

-Feeling like shit, Billy Ray!  

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Does he still manage the Undertaker?

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6 minutes ago, Kel Varnsen said:

Does he still manage the Undertaker?

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Too fat to be a crack addict. 

Don't slander Percy Pringle (RIP in peace) by comparing him to Lindell 😤

23 minutes ago, safe sex said:

Don't slander Percy Pringle (RIP in peace) by comparing him to Lindell 😤

Rest in Peace in peace?

33 minutes ago, Sbbruin said:

Rest in Peace in peace?

It's a millennial thing

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I've said over and over that Mr. Lindell belongs in a psych ward.    I really feel sorry for this sick man.  Shame on his family for not stepping up to get him help. 

4 hours ago, Gil Bang said:

I've said over and over that Mr. Lindell belongs in a psych ward.    I really feel sorry for this sick man.  Shame on his family for not stepping up to get him help. 

I felt sorry for him at times myself, until I considered how much damage and misery he helped to create for our entire country.  That's when I think he needs to be bullwhipped to death in public along with anyone who could have stopped him from doing it and failed to even try.

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I’ll not shed one fucking tear for his plight… fuck him. 

I’ll not shed one fucking tear for his plight… fuck him. 

This is the way.
Mentally unhinged and need help? I feel for you.
Mentally unhinged, and causing massive harm to our country/other people? Fuck off and die.
Ideally, the commonwealth would intervene and help these people, but since that isn’t on the table and never will be, the options are “let them cause harm” or “help them die sooner.” I choose option 2, every time.
On 5/1/2024 at 9:17 PM, HenryJames said:

Looking good.

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33 minutes ago, tx 3 putt said:

😂😂😂😂

 

Oh boy, a bucket full of bullshit.  I can hardly wait to joyously dive in.

On 5/1/2024 at 10:17 PM, HenryJames said:

Looking good.

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if anybody with better computer/ninja skills than me (long list) cares to undertake this task...Mike Lindell is a chubbier, older version of Nate Paul.  And we can go back to our software update...

On 5/3/2024 at 11:57 PM, Gil Bang said:

I've said over and over that Mr. Lindell belongs in a psych ward.    I really feel sorry for this sick man.  Shame on his family for not stepping up to get him help. 

Fuck him and all the other grifters.

I want someone to ask each of these fuckers, "What do you estimate your net worth to be?"

If they come in with a high number, "Then why do you need money from the common person?"

If they come in with a low number, "Then why should other poors give you money if you can't handle your own finances?"

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6 minutes ago, Gil Bang said:

 

 

That was a solid three minutes of technology-ignorant boomer stupidity

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